4300. Lens of Violence 4301. Pigsticker of Violence 4302. Jodhpurs of Violence 4303. Cold Stone of Hatred 4304. Girdle of Hatred 4305. Staff of Simmering Hatred 4306. Pantaloons of Hatred 4307. Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred 4308. Lens of Hatred 4309. Treads of Loathing 4310. Scepter of Loathing 4311. Belt of Loathing 4312. Goggles of Loathing 4313. Stick-Knife of Loathing 4314. Jeans of Loathing 4315. Annual Ascot 4316. Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 4317. Flail of the Seven Aspects 4318. Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords 4319. Windsor Pan of the Source 4320. Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo 4321. The Trickster's Trikitixa 4322. Claw of the Infernal Seal 4323. Garter of the Turtle Poacher 4324. Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 4325. Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 4326. Bling of the New Wave 4327. La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 4328. suspicious stocking 4329. bag of many confections 4330. candy kneecapping stick 4331. licorice garrote 4332. candy knuckles 4333. jawbruiser
4334. fancy chocolate car 4335. tiny plastic 11 Dealer 4336. tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 4337. tiny plastic stocking mimic 4338. tiny plastic Don Crimbo 4339. tiny plastic Crimbomination 4340. Piddles 4341. BitterSweetTarts 4342. Polka Pop 4343. Crimbuck 4344. Crimbo wreath 4345. string of Crimbo lights 4346. plastic Crimbo reindeer 4347. gingerbread house 4348. leftover Crimbo rations 4349. snow hat 4350. snow pants 4351. snow belly 4352. pile of loose snow 4353. Crimbough 4354. A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 4355. A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 4356. A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 4357. A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 4358. A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 4359. A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 4360. expired can of franks 'n' beans 4361. expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 4362. snow halo 4363. elf resistance button 4364. elven suicide capsule 4365. penguin focaccia bread 4366. herringcello 4367. elven cellocello
4368. wrench handle 4369. handful of headless bolts 4370. bottle of agitprop ink 4371. handful of wires 4372. chunk of cement 4373. grappling hook 4374. cardboard elf ear 4375. spiraling shape 4376. Crimbomination Contraption 4377. throwing wrench 4378. pair of bolt cutters 4379. poison pen 4380. speed limit shield 4381. live wire 4382. misfit dolly 4383. misfit hobby horse 4384. misfit teddy bear 4385. pocketwatch on a chain 4386. cement sandals 4387. night-vision goggles 4388. passable elf mask 4389. peanut brittle shield 4390. Red Rover BB gun 4391. red-and-green sweater 4392. Crimbo Candy Cookbook 4393. Crimbo peppermint bark 4394. Crimbo fudge 4395. Crimbo candied pecan 4396. Jack-in-the-box 4397. brass crank handle 4398. stinky cheese ball 4399. stinky cheese sword
