Video Game Miniboss
| Video Game Miniboss | |
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| Monster ID | 1330 |
| Locations | The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | 4 GIPDP items |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Xxyrg the WinderknightAs you enter <Level Name>, there is a roar of laughter, and a giant armored monster appears out of nowhere with a bang! of displaced air. "Prepare to die, <Hero Name>!" he shouts. "That's not my name," you say, "but whatever, I guess. Are you <Boss Name>?"
"No, that is my master. I am... <Miniboss Name>!"
"Oh, you're like a miniboss or something?"
"I don't like the term 'miniboss'. It's demeaning," he frowns.
"How about 'rank-challenged'?"
He rolls his eyes. "Ugh. Look, let's just fight, okay?"
You've barely set foot in <Level Name> when <Miniboss Name> appears with a roar. "<Boss Name> has decreed your death, <Hero Name>!" he shouts.
"Who?" you ask.
"Insolence! You claim not to recognize the name of <Boss Name>, <terror> of <place> and <terror> of <place>?"
"No," you say, "I mean, who's '<Hero Name>'?"
As you enter <Level Name>, a deep rumbling laughter shakes the scenery, and the horrifying phantasm known only as <Miniboss Name> appears before you. "You will not survive to trouble my master, <Hero Name>!" he shrieks. "I'll destroy you myself!"
"I think you've got the wrong guy..." you say, but he's already attacking.
Hit Message(s):
He stabs you with a mini-spear. Or possibly just a toothpick. Either way, it hurts. Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ugh!
He slashes you with a mini-sword. So, y'know, a knife. Ouch! Oof! Eek! Argh! Argh! Ooh!
He sweeps your legs out from under you and you land with a crunch on your tailbone. Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ouch!
He punches you with some brass knuckles. When he gets promoted maybe they'll give him some silver ones. Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Ow! Oof!
He hits you with a mini-crossbow-bolt. It's like acupuncture, but more painful. Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!
He leaps over your head and punches you right in the skull-dome. Dag. Ow! Oof! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Argh!
He kicks you with a miniboss boot, and it hurts about as badly as a boss boot. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Eek! Oof! Ow!
He hits you with a mini-sledgehammer. So, a hammer. Ow! Argh! Ouch! Oof!
He punches you with a miniboss fist, and it hurts about as much as a boss fist. Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Oof!
He hits you with a mini-sledgehammer. So, a hammer. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Oof!
He pokes you with a mini-spear, but hits a relaxing pressure point.
He tries to shoot you with a mini-gun, but you offer him mini-doughnuts if he doesn't.
He tries to sweep your leg, but you avoid being swept off your feet.
He pummels you with his mini-mace, but it's too light to bruise you.
He tries to be the boss of you, but can only be the mini-boss of you.
He kicks at you with his mini-boot, but doesn't land the kick.
He does a flip over your head. Impressive, but not effective.
He slices at you with his mini-sword, but it's too small to connect.
He punches you with his mini-fist, but not many of the blows land.
He cracks the whip, but you're not going to play the game.
He slices at you with his mini-sword, but it's too small to connect. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire... something. |
Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon, Level 2 or 3 (Are level 1 minibosses possible?).
Notes
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
- Names follow the pattern of: ?
- Introductions are listed above.
- Images are randomly any of the following:
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- Will drop up to 2 of each of the 2 items selected to drop on the level.
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