Video Game Minion (demon)
| Demon minion | |
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| Monster ID | unknown |
| Locations | The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales with player's Moxie |
| Defense | Scales with player's Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body |
| Drops | 2 GIPDP items |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a demon minionAn angry looking bat-winged demon howls as it flaps toward you, hungry for blood. It probably doesn't need your blood specifically, it's nothing personal or anything. But you're here, and you've got blood, and he's hungry for some blood, so there you have it.
A red-skinned, needle-fanged demon appears out of nowhere in a burst of fire, and rushes toward you with a terrible screeching cackle. Why aren't demons ever friendly and pleased to see you? Like maybe once ever has that happened.
There is a howl, a chorus of tortured souls, and a crack splits open in the ground like a yawning, fire-belching mouth -- in fact, judging by the teeth, it may actually be a mouth. A fierce-looking demon levitates out of the hole, with the smug expression of someone who knows just how awesome of an entrance he just made.
Hit Message(s):
He gores you with his horns, making you feel like an infernal (and inferior) matador. Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
He gores you with his horns. The level of gore they produce is shocking. Argh! Argh! Ow! Ow!
He gores you with his horns, not to toot his own. Argh! Ooh! Oof! Oof!
He pokes you with his pointy tail. What was the point of that? Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
He prods you with his pointy tail. You shout, pointedly. Argh! Argh! Ugh! Eek!
He says he's not going to kick you in the <nipple>, then reminds you he's the Father of Lies. Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Eek!
He spears you with his claws, the worse spear you've felt since the battle of Brit's Knee. Oof! Argh! Eek! Ooh!
He spears you with his claws. Now you know how a cocktail onion feels. Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Ow!
He spears you with his claws. Now you know how shish kebab meat feels. Oof! Ow! Oof! Eek!
He spears your <nipple> with his pointy tail. Talk about getting butthurt. Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!
He tricks you into believing he doesn't exist, then punches you in the <nipple>. Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Argh!
He spears your <nipple> with his pointy tail. Talk about getting butthurt. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Argh! Eek! Ugh!
He tries to gore you with his horns, but can't make his horns produce any gore.
He tries to spear you with his claws, but you're spared the spear.
He tries to gore you with his horns, but his horn section comes in too late.
He tries to poke you with this pointy tail, but you point out that'd just make you butthurt.
He tries to spear you with his claws, but you learned to dodge spears at the battle of Britt's Knee.
He says he won't punch you in the <nipple>, but you know he's the Father of Lies, so you dodge.
He tries to trick you into punching yourself, but you're wise to his little game.
He tries to gore you with his horns, but isn't. . . horny enough. Sorry.
He tries to gore you with his horns, but that attack's just a bunch of bull.
He tries to poke you with his pointy tail, but you ask what the point of that would be, and he doesn't have a good answer.
He tries to fool you into believing he doesn't exist, but you point out he's totally standing right there in front of you.
He tries to poke you with his pointy tail, but can't quite drive his point home. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire... something. |
Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.
Notes
- Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
- Names follow the pattern of: ?
- Introductions are listed above.
- Images are randomly any of the following:
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References
- The battle of Brit's Knee message refers to Britney Spears.
- The same battle is mentioned with the fiendish can of asparagus.
