Video Game Minion (ghost)

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Ghost minion
Monster ID unknown
Locations The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Scales with player's Moxie
Defense Scales with player's Muscle
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts body
Drops 2 GIPDP items
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
ghost minion You're fighting a ghost minion

An ethereal human figure appears out of nowhere and begins to float toward you, making an indistinct moaning sound.

"What's up?" you ask. "Got some unresolved ties to the mortal plane I can help you with?"

It howls louder, and its ghostly fingers lengthen into talons, making you think maybe it isn't interested in an intervention.

or

A hazy apparition in the vague shape of an armored warrior drifts through the wall next to you. You stand aside to let it float past, but when it sees you it draws its sword and begins to howl. Ugh. What is it with ghosts and always being so angry and vengeful? You hardly ever meet a cool ghost.

or

A wisp of smoke pours out of a nearby pile of bones, and coalesces into a human skull surrounded by a pale blue aura. The overall effect is pretty awesome, until it begins to make an angry chattering noise and swoops toward you. That's less awesome.

Hit Message(s):

The ghost uses psychokinetic energy to lift you up and throw you to the ground. Ooh! Oof! Oof! Ooh!

The ghost uses psychokinetic energy to throw an axe at your <thigh>. Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ugh!

The ghost slimes some ectoplasm on you. It eats through at least one layer of your skin. Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ouch!

The ghost slimes some ectoplasm on the ceiling, weakening it and causing a cave-in on top of you. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!

The ghost floats through you, turning your blood to icewater and your lymph to iced tea. Argh! Oof! Ooh! Oof!

The ghost rattles some chains, then whips you with them. Ooh! Oof! Oof! Ow!

The ghost uses psychokinetic energy to punch you in the face with the sheer power of its malevolent will. Ow! Oof! Ooh! Eek!

The ghost floats through you, chilling your blood and breaking your bones. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ow!

The ghost slimes some ectoplasm on the ground and you trip and bang your solar plexus. Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!

The ghost stacks a bunch of chairs on top of a table, then knocks them over on you. Ouch! Argh! Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

The ghost whips an axe at you with its psychokinetic powers, but you dodge and axe it not to do that again.

The ghost tries to float through you, but you tell it to buy you dinner first.

The ghost tries to float through you, but you say 'booo' to that idea.

The ghost tries to punch you with its psychokinetic powers, but lacks the will to really pack a punch.

The ghost throws a brick at you with its psychokinetic powers, but you're not as thick as a brick, so you dodge.

The ghost drips ectoplasm on the floor, but you step over the puddle.

The ghost stacks some chairs up on a dining room table. Impressive, but not scary.

The ghost tries to make some sexy pottery with you, but you demur, Demi.

The ghost tries to speak to you through the static on the television, but you're young enough to not know what 'static' is.

The ghost smears ectoplasm on the ceiling to cause a cave-in, but doesn't slime it thoroughly enough.

The ghost tries to ectoplasm your arse, but you're not into that.

Fumble Message:

The ghost floats through you, leaving nothing but the fresh scent of pine. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
SomethingYou acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.

Notes

  • Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
  • The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
    • Names follow the pattern of: ?
    • Introductions are listed above.
    • Images are randomly any of the following:
GameInformPowerDailyPro Minion Drops
Type Level 1 Level 2 Level 3
Booze tankard of ale bottle of wine shining goblet
Food slice of pizza hamburger whole roasted chicken
Combat Item vial of holy water round blue bomb fireball
Meat Generator huge gold coin dollar-sign bag massive gemstone
HP Restorer cartoon heart red potion extra-strength red potion
MP Restorer gold star blue potion fancy blue potion
Weapon iron dagger steel sword flaming sword
Helm green cloth cap iron helmet gold crown