White Citadel Quest

Description

This quest is obtained after completing the Bitchin' Meatcar Quest, and is given by the same person.

Tasks

• Adventure at Whitey's Grove until you get the It's A Sign! adventure, which unlocks The Road to the White Citadel.
• Adventure at The Road to the White Citadel twice. Then, you will have to defeat 30 pairs of burnouts to progress.
  • Using an opium grenade on the burnouts wins the current fight and defeats an additional 2 pairs. Using a maximum of 10 opium grenades will clear out the mob in 10 adventures.
• Defeat the biclops.
• The next adventure will be Life Ain't Nothin But Witches and Mummies. When you first encounter this adventure, your familiar will be transformed into a pig, which will cause your familiars to do nothing until this portion of the zone is cleared. Non-specific familiar equipment such as the ant tools still work though. There are multiple ways to defeat the witch:
  • Knock on the shutters, then kick down the front door. You will then fight the spider-legged witch's hut, followed by the extremely annoyed witch.
  • Cutting down the cocoons forces you to fight a random monster, but sometimes (needs spading), you will find a plastic rock that contains the witch's spare house key. This unlocks a choice to unlock the front door. Afterwards, defeat the surprised and annoyed witch.
• You will encounter the No Whammies adventure. You must play a mini-game which lets you obtain an increasing amount of Meat for every non-trapped chest you open, until you decide to stop and take the Meat you've gathered so far. However, opening a trapped chest causes you to lose any meat won from the game and uses up an Adventure. This adventure can be repeated until you win some meat from the mini-game, allowing you to proceed.
• Defeat Elpízo & Crosybdis. Once they are defeated, The Road to White Citadel will be replaced with The White Citadel.
• Go to The White Citadel. On your first visit with at least 300 meat, you will automatically acquire the White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel (at a cost of 300 meat).
• Return to your hungry friend at your guild for your reward.

Rewards

• Access to The White Citadel
• Various one-time drops (duonoculars, wand of pigification, glass of bourbon), meat gained from No Whammies
• lucky rabbit's foot
• Helps unlock the Dwarven Factory Quest

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Notes

• If you have a familiar with you, the quest log says "[Player Name] and [Familiar Name] Go To White Citadel." If you don't have a familiar with you, the quest log says "[Player Name] and Kumar Go To White Citadel."

References

• The overall quest is based on Homer's Odyssey. As he returns home from war, Odysseus encounters lotus eaters, a cyclops, a witch (who turns half his crew into pigs), a multiheaded monster and a whirlpool named Charybdis.

History

• This quest was significantly revamped from the old quest on September 19, 2014.