User:Miatog

Greetings, my name is Miatog. I'm a 2000 year old dark wizard who is incapable of the emotions faith, hope, or love. I have found purpose in life by gathering all knowledge that I can. I travel realms every day and have found my way to the Kingdom. I find this to be an odd place that is worthy of exploration..

Runs

1st run:

Level: 19
Class: Pastamancer
Sign: none
Turns: 14,142
Days: 202
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Pastamastery

2nd run:

Level: 11
Class: Sauceror
Sign: Opossum
Turns: 3,045
Days: 54
Path: Normal, dropped Teetotaler for St. Sneaky Pete's Day
Skill Kept: Advanced Saucecrafting

3rd run:

Level: 11
Class: Turtle Tamer
Sign: Packrat
Turns: 2,307
Days: 34
Path: Normal, Boozetafarian
Skill Kept: Empathy of the Newt

4th run:

I would like to note that a great many things (largely a death in the family and a cruise) has caused this run to be rather long. The best I was able to do for 60+ days was to go for the Gender Bender trophy and mindlessly fight via KoLMafia.
Level: 12
Class: Turtle Tamer
Sign: Mongoose
Turns: 3,479
Days: 108
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Amphibian Sympathy

5th run:

Level: 11
Class: Pastamancer
Sign: Vole
Turns: 2,047
Days: 32
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Leash of Linguini

6th run:

Level: 11
Class: Seal Clubber
Sign: Mongoose
Turns: 1,118
Days: 16
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Lunging Thrust-Smack

7th run:

Level: 11
Class: Seal Clubber
Sign: Mongoose
Turns: 2,707
Days: 56
Path: Hardcore, no path
Skill Kept: Eye of the Stoat

8th run:

Level: 15
Class: Turtle Tamer
Turns: 3,183
Days: 48
Path: Normal, no path
Hardcore was dropped for Crimboween. I didn't want to take the chance of missing anything.
Skill Kept: Tao of the Terrapin

9th run:

Level: 11
Class: Turtle Tamer
Turns: 2,166
Days: 32
Path: Hardcore, no path
Skill Kept: Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises

10th run:

Level: 11
Class: Sauceror
Sign: Wallaby
Turns: 2,090
Days: 29
Path: Hardcore, none.
Skill Kept: Elemental Saucesphere

11th run:

Level: 11
Class: Pastamancer
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 1,789
Days: 43
Path: Hardcore, none.
Skill Kept: Springy Fusilli

12th run:

Level: 11
Class: Disco Bandit
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 1,429
Days: 30
Path: Hardcore, Boozetefarian.
Skill Kept: Mad Looting Skillz

13th run:

Level: 11
Class: Accordion Thief
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 1,058
Days: 20
Path: Hardcore, Teetotaler.
Skill Kept: Shanty of Superiority

14th run:

Level: 14
Class: Seal Clubber
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 2,597
Days: 802
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Claws of the Walrus

The Tattoos I Lack:

Outfit Tattoos

Crimbo Duds
Glad Bag Glad Rags
Gnauga Hides
Radio Free Regalia
Armor Tattoo
Arbor Day Tattoo
Black Tattoo
Meat Tattoo
Crimborg Tattoo
Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo
Gravestone Tattoo
Dwarvish Tattoo
El Vibrato Tattoo
Reaper Tattoo
DNA Tattoo
Palm Tattoo
Pig Iron Tattoo
Burning Tire Tattoo
Cross Pattée Alisee Tattoo
Duct Tape Tattoo
Greasy Bacon Tattoo
Clown Tattoo
42 Tattoo
Pile of Garbage Tattoo
Dodecahedron Tattoo

Ascension Tattoos

These can all be found in the Letter from King Ralph XI

hollow numerals:

Solid numerals:

Super Sparkling Class:

Hardcore Path:

Oxygenarian

Other

Delicious salad
Hobo Tattoo

What Trophies I need:

Silver Yeti
Golden Yeti
This Lousy Trophy
Look, Ma! No Pants!
Boss Boss
Gourdcore
Jack of Several Trades
99 Red Balloons
Trivially Skilled
Golden Meat Stack
The Three Amigos
Festive Dismemberment
Scourge of Seals
Tzar of Turtles
Potentate of Pasta
Sauciest Saucier
Duke of Disco
Maestro of Mariachi
The Butler Did It
The Right Tool For The Job
Hothouse Hero
Cool Customer
Dreadful, Just Dreadful
Malodorous
Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge
Friend of the Devils
Bringer of Storms
Eerily Skilled
I Love A Parade
Awwww, Yeah File:Dont worry your pretty little head thumb.gif
Phileas Foggy
Extinctionist
Dirty Laundry
Amateur Tour Guide
Professional Tour Guide
Brave Sir Robin
Desert Wind
Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy
Master Paster
Golden Spatula
Mellon Baller, Shot Caller
BAM!
Speakeasy Savant
Honky Tonk Hero
Cantina Commander
Apprentice Meatsmacker
Journeyman Meatsmacker
Master Meatsmacker
Preciousss
The One That Didn't Get Away
Losing Your Marbles
Hunter In Darkness

Familiar List:

Coffee Pixie
Jill-O-Lantern
Hand Turkey
Crimbo Elf
Baby Yeti
Feather Boa Constrictor
Clockwork Grapefruit
Inflatable Dodecapede
Emo Squid
Jumpsuited Hound Dog
Wizard Action Figure
Gluttonous Green Ghost
Casagnova Gnome
Hunchbacked Minion
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
RoboGoose
El Vibrato Megadrone
Mad Hatrack
Hobo Monkey
Llama Lama
Cotton Candy Carnie
Disembodied Hand
Black Cat
Baby Mutant Rattlesnake
Mutant Fire Ant
Mutant Cactus Bud
Mutant Gila Monster
Cuddlefish
Sugar Fruit Fairy
Imitation Crab
Pair of Ragged Claws
Magic Dragonfish
Frumious Bandersnatch
Midget Clownfish
Grinning Turtle
Purse Rat
Wereturtle
Baby Sandworm
Slimeling

Ascend Plan

1. Pastamastery
2. Advanced Saucecrafting
3. Empathy of the Newt
4. Amphibian Sympathy
5. Leash of Linguini
6. Lunging Thrust-Smack
7. Eye of the Stoat (Hardcore)
8. Tao of the Terrapin
9. Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (Hardcore)
10. Elemental Saucesphere (Hardcore)
11. Springy Fusilli (Hardcore)
12. Mad Looting Skillz (Hardcore)
13. Shanty of Superiority (Hardcore)
14. Claws of the Walrus
15. Spectral Snapper (Level 30)
16. Pulverize (Level 30)
17. Fearful Fettucini (Level 30)
18. Scarysauce (Level 30)
19. Tango of Terror (Level 30)
20. Dirge of Dreadfulness (Level 30)
21. Cosmic Ugnderstanding
22. Gnomish Hardigness
23. Spectral Snapper
24. Seal Clubbing Frenzy
25. Patience of the Tortoise
26. Manicotti Meditation
27. Sauce Contemplation
28. Disco Aerobics
29. Moxie of the Mariachi
30. Torso Awaregness (Hardcore)
31. Gnefarious Pickpocketing (Hardcore)
32. Powers of Observatiogn (Hardcore)
33. Snarl of the Timberwolf (Hardcore, oxy)
34. Amphibian Sympathy (Hardcore, oxy)
35. Leash of Linguini (Hardcore, oxy)
36. Disco Power Nap (Hardcore, oxy)
37. The Polka of Plenty (Hardcore, oxy)
38. Saucecrafting (Hardcor, oxy)

Skill Charts

These are a couple charts of all the skills and what I do and don't have permed.
A Red background means it's Hardcore permed,
a green softcore,
yellow is SC planned,
and purple HC planned.

Class Skills

Lvl	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
0	Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Patience of the Tortoise	Manicotti Meditation	Sauce Contemplation	Disco Aerobics	Moxie of the Mariachi
	Clobber	Toss	Spaghetti Spear	Salsaball	Suckerpunch	Sing
1	Hide of the Otter	Headbutt	Minor Ray of Something	Stream of Sauce	Disco Eye-Poke	Moxious Madrigal
2	Claws of the Otter	Skin of the Leatherback	Entangling Noodles	Saucy Salve	Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation	The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
3	Tongue of the Otter	Amphibian Sympathy	Lasagna Bandages	Expert Panhandling	Disco Nap	Canticle of Celerity
4	Thrust-Smack	Ghostly Shell	eXtreme Ray of Something	Elemental Saucesphere	Disco Dance of Doom	The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
5	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	Armorcraftiness	Pastamastery	Saucecrafting	Cocktailcrafting	The Polka of Plenty
6	Eye of the Stoat	Tenacity of the Snapper	Spriny Fusilli	Saucestorm	Nimble Fingers	Symphony of Destruction
7	Hide of the Walrus	Kneebutt	Spirit of Rigatoni	Jalapeño Saucesphere	Electric Boogaloo	Phat Loot Lyric
8	Claws of the Walrus	Empathy of the Newt	Cone of Whatever	Wave of Sauce	Mad Looting Skillz	Anthem of Absorption
9	Tongue of the Walrus	Reptilian Fortitude	Spirit of Ravioli	Intrinsic Spiciness	Disco Power Nap	The Psalm of Pointiness
10	Lunging Thrust-Smack	Shieldbutt	Weapon of the Pastalord	Jabañero Saucesphere	Disco Face Stab	Shanty of Superiority
11	Rage of the Reindeer	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	Leash of Linguini	Saucegeyser	Disco Fever	Antiphon of Aptitude
12	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	Astral Shell	Cannelloni Cocoon	Impetuous Sauciness	Ambidextrous Funkslinging	The Ode to Booze
13	Northern Exposure	Cold-Blooded Fearlessness	Tolerance of the Kitchen	Diminished Gag Reflex	Heart of Polyester	Sonata of Sneakiness
14	Musk of the Moose	Hero of the Half-Shell	Flavour of Magic	Immaculate Seasoning	Smooth Movement	Cantata of Confrontation
15	Pulverize	Tao of the Terrapin	Transcendental Noodlecraft	The Way of Sauce	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	Aria of Annoyance
Man	Snarl of the Timberwolf	Spectral Snapper	Fearful Fettucini	Scarysauce	Tango of Terror	Dirge of Dreadfulness
Sea	Harpoon!	Summon Leviatuga	Tempuramancy	Deep Saucery	Salacious Cocktailcrafting	Donho's Bubbly Ballad

Hobopolis Skills

These skills come only from Hobopolis.

Multi-Round	Awesome Balls of Fire	Snowclone	Eggsplosion	Grease Lightning	Raise Backup Dancer
	Conjure Relaxing Campfire	Maximum Chill	Mudbath	Inappropriate Backrub	Creepy Lullaby
Accordion Thief	Prelude of Precision	Chorale of Companionship	Elron's Explosive Etude	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
Hodgman	Natural Born Scrabbler	Thrift and Grift	Abs of Tin	Marginally Insane

Other skills

Here's a list of the skills that you can get as any class

Misc.	CLEESH	Chronic Indigestion	Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting	Transcendent Olfaction	Rainbow Gravitation	Vent Rage Gland
Gnomish	Torso Awaregness	Gnomish Hardigness	Cosmic Ugnderstanding	Powers of Observatiogn	Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Tomes	Summon Snowcone	Summon Stickers	Summon Sugar Sheets
Libram	Summon Candy Heart	Summon Party Favor	Summon Love Song
Grimoire	Summon Hilarious Objects	Summon "Tasteful" Gifts

Thanks go to Zen Masta J for showing me how to make a chart.