User:Treefrog

To Do List

• Gum, Sewer, Permit - Hermit, sell/disassemble
• sodas (3)
• toast (3)
• barrels for clover
• 5 scrumptious reagents
• 3 cocktailcrafting ingredients
• ride hobby horse
• get blessed
• http://www.mrkinks.com/buffme/index.pl for buffs

Post War

• orchard
• lighthouse
• arena

• last thing
  • chow down
  • get drunk
  • jammies

Additional Demon Names & Effects

• Den Zuulooach; Effect - Fit To Be Tide
• Buul'foobub; Effect - Preternatural Greed
• Ziel'foobeel; Effect - Demonic Taint

Quest Section

Miscellaneous Quests

• Defend the Gourd Quest ("Out of Your Gourd")
• Harold's Hammer Quest ("Hammer Time")

Quests That Don't Appear in Your Quest Log

• Around the World Quest ("I Just Wanna Fly")
• The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest

Dusty animal bones

1. Dusty animal cranium 2. Dusty animal jawbone 3. Dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 4. Dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 5. Dusty fifth caudal vertebra 6. Dusty fifth cervical vertebra 7. Dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 8. Dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 9. Dusty first caudal vertebra 10. Dusty first thoracic vertebra 11. Dusty fourth cervical vertebra 12. Dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 13. Dusty left clavicle 14. Dusty left femur 15. Dusty left fifth rib 16. Dusty left first front claw 17. Dusty left first rear claw 18. Dusty left fourth rear claw 19. Dusty left kneecap 20. Dusty left ninth rib 21. Dusty left radius 22. Dusty left second front claw 23. Dusty left second rear claw 24. Dusty left second rib 25. Dusty left seventh rib 26. Dusty left third rear claw 27. Dusty left third rib 28. Dusty left twelfth rib 29. Dusty left ulna 30. Dusty right clavicle 31. Dusty right eleventh rib 32. Dusty right fibula 33. Dusty right fifth rib 34. Dusty right first rib 35. Dusty right fourth front claw 36. Dusty right fourth rear claw 37. Dusty right ninth rib 38. Dusty right radius 39. Dusty right second front claw 40. Dusty right second rear claw 41. Dusty right third rib 42. Dusty right thumb 43. Dusty right twelfth rib 44. Dusty sacral vertebrae 45. Dusty second caudal vertebra 46. Dusty second thoracic vertebra 47. Dusty seventh cervical vertebra 48. Dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 49. Dusty tenth caudal vertebra 50. Dusty third cervical vertebra 51. Dusty third lumbar vertebra

Strange Leaflet

The codes are tied to the items found after examining the fireplace. plover is tied to finding the bird, plugh the brick wellhouse, yoho the ship and xyzzy the white house.

Quest for the Holy MacGuffin

-Port - Effect - You lose 77 hit points. You gain 3 Adventures. You gain 8 Beefiness. You gain 9 Mysteriousness. You gain 10 Sarcasm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

- Muscat - You acquire an effect: Kiss of the Black Fairy (duration: 10 Adventures) You gain 3 Adventures. You gain 6 Muscleboundness. You gain 18 Wizardliness. You gain 5 Chutzpah. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

- Pinot Noir - Effect - You gain 6 Adventures. You gain 13 Fortitude. You gain 13 Mysteriousness. You gain 17 Smarm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

- Zinfandel - Effect - Full of Vinegar 10

- Merlot - Effect - You drink the wine, but it seems to have gone bad. Not in the "turned to vinegar" sense, but the "turned to crime" sense. It perpetrates some violence against you on the inside. You lose 104 hit points. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

- Masala - Effect - You drink the wine. You've had better, but you've had worse. You gain 4 Adventures. You gain 5 Strengthliness. You gain 6 Wizardliness. You gain 6 Smarm. You gain 2 Drunkenness.

Side Quests for Island - complete as

Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision - Frat Boy

McMillicancuddy's Farm - Frat Boy

The Organic Orchard - Hippy

The Lighthouse - Hippy

Mysterious Island Arena - Frat Boy

The Junkyard - Frat Boy

Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty

124,31 - shimmering rainbow sand 107,79 - island, sinister altar fragment

Naughty Sorceress 2nd ascension

Deleveling /items

• 64067 scroll - 1-3
• 33398 scroll - 1-3
• 8-ball - 1-3
• Plot Hole - 3-4
• Vial of patchouli oil - 4
• Wussiness Potion - 5
• Posessed Top - 6
• powdered organs - ?
• procrastination potion - ?
• Fancy bath salts - ?
• bronzed locust - 20

Note - do NOT use the chaos butterfly - it can add levels or delevel, and you can't control which.

Combat Items

• Onion Shuriken - 10-15
• Frigid Ninja Stars - 20-25
• scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil - 20-29
• lavendar/mauve plastic oyster eggs - 30-35
• photoneutron torpedo - 33-39
• Grouchy Restless Spirit - 35 - 40
• sake bomb - 45-60
• water pipe bomb - 55-75
• beer bomb - 55-75
• bottle of alcohol - 45-65
• molotov cocktail cocktail - 65-78
• poltergeist-in-a-jar-o - 200
• shrinking powder - halves HP

MP Items

• Blue plastic oyster egg - 35-50
• Unrefined mountain stream syrup - 50-60
• New cloaca cola - 140-160
• magical mystery juice - lots

HP Items

• scented massage oil - all
• gauze garter - 80-120
• filthy poultice - 80-120
• red pixel potion - 100-120

How to make your own map

First, you need a table like this one:

#	Location	Up	Down	Sideways
-	Relativity (Start)
1	Relativity 1 (lizard/centipede)
2	Relativity 2 (girl and rock star)
3	Relativity 3 (queue of monks)
4	The Scream
5	The Birth of Venus
6	Piet Mondrian
7	Nighthawks
8	Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte
9	The Last Supper
10	The Persistence of Memory
11	The Creation of Adam
12	The Death of Socrates

Dungeons of Doom potion

• effervescent potion - Strange Mental Acuity 10
• bubbly potion - Strength of Ten Ettins 10
• cloudy potion - Confused 20
• dark potion - Sleepy 20
• fizzy potion - 1-3 drunkenness
• milky potion - +15 HP/MP
• murky potion - Teleportitis 10
• smoky potion - Object Detection 10
• swirly potion - Izchak's Blessing 10

Calendar

See also http://noblesse-oblige.org/calendar/

Moon Phases - Full_Moon_Table

For explanation on the Clan Calendar, see Calendar of Loathing.

September 7, 2025 Dougtember 7, Year 86 Moxie tomorrow Jarlsuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Frankuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Starch 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 April 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Martinus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bill 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bor 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Petember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Carlvember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Porktober 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Boozember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Dougtember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Muscle Mysticality Moxie

Recurring KoL Holidays Frankuary 4 - Valentine's Day Starch 3 - St. Sneaky Pete's Day April 2 - Oyster Egg Day Porktober 8 - Halloween Boozember 7 - Feast of Boris Other Real Life Holidays celebrated in KoL April Fool's Day (April 1) Columbus Day (2nd Monday in October) Crimbo (Christmas Season; generally during December) Friday the 13th Groundhog Day (February 2) Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19)

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Drink Matrix

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Template:Click Lime		Template:Click Template:Click grog			Template:Click Template:Click tequila with training wheels
Template:Click Lemon		Template:Click Template:Click		Template:Click Template:Click whiskey sour	Template:Click Template:Click margarita Template:Click Template:Click
Template:Click Orange			Template:Click Template:Click screwdriver	Template:Click Template:Click	Template:Click Template:Click tequila sunrise	Template:Click Template:Click		Template:Click orange schnapps
Template:Click Cherry				Template:Click Template:Click old-fashioned		Template:Click Template:Click sangria
Template:Click Grapefruit	Template:Click Template:Click salty dog	Template:Click Template:Click monkey wrench Template:Click Template:Click			Template:Click Template:Click			Template:Click grapefruit schnapps
Template:Click Soda water	Template:Click Template:Click		Template:Click Template:Click	Template:Click Template:Click whiskey and soda		Template:Click Template:Click wine spritzer
Template:Click Jumbo olive	Template:Click Template:Click dry martini		Template:Click Template:Click dry vodka martini
Template:Click Olive	Template:Click Template:Click martini Template:Click Template:Click		Template:Click Template:Click vodka martini Template:Click Template:Click
Template:Click Strawberry		Template:Click Template:Click strawberry daiquiri		Template:Click Template:Click		Template:Click Template:Click strawberry wine Template:Click Template:Click
Template:Click Grapes								Template:Click fine wine
Template:Click Papaya	Template:Click papaya sling
Template:Click Glass of goat's milk			Template:Click white Canadian
Template:Click Cranberries		Template:Click redrum	Template:Click vodka and cranberry
Template:Click Blatantly Canadian				Template:Click lumbering jack
Template:Click Template:Click Cloaca-Cola Dyspepsi-Cola		Template:Click rum and cola		Template:Click whiskey and cola
Template:Click Tomato			Template:Click bloody mary				Template:Click bloody beer	Template:Click tomato schnapps
Template:Click Spices		Template:Click spiced rum	(bloody mary) Template:Click extra-spicy bloody mary
Template:Click Ghuol egg		(spiced rum)Template:Click eggnog
Template:Click brine	(salty dog) Template:Click especially salty dog
Template:Click banana		Template:Click Template:Click banana daiquiri
Template:Click Ten-leaf clover							Template:Click green beer
Template:Click Pretty flower								Template:Click flower schnapps