Video Game Minion (goblin)

Goblin minion
Monster ID	unknown
Locations	The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Scales with player's Moxie
Defense	Scales with player's Muscle
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	body
Drops	2 GIPDP items
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a goblin minion

A tall, thin, green humanoid in leather armor charges toward you, waving a spear. "Kill human! Kill for goblin lord!" he shouts.

"You're a goblin?" you say. "You're pretty tall for a goblin. Do you--"

"I not play basketball!" he howls, stabbing at you angrily.

or

With a howl, a goblin charges toward you, waving a sword. "You no steal candle!" he shouts.

"No, that's kobol--" you start to say, but then he's attacking you, and you get distracted.

or

A short green goblin in rusty mail charges toward you, waving a spear. "Grarg garble blarkle gark!" he shouts, in a high-pitched voice.

"Sorry, what?" you ask. "I didn't catch that." But now he's attacking you, so he's too busy to explain himself more clearly.

Hit Message(s):

The goblin gobbles you in the <thigh>. Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ooh!

The goblin scratches you with its filthy goblin claws. Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Oof!

The goblin spits a gob of corrosive goblin phlegm at you. Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Ooh!

The goblin kicks you with its crusty goblin toenails. Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ooh!

The goblin smacks you with a goblin blade. Oof! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Eek!

The goblin knees you with its knobbly goblin knees. Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Eek!

The goblin bites you with its nasty goblin teeth. Ow! Ow! Eek! Eek! Argh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

The goblin hits you in the ankles, leaving you hobblin'. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

The goblin tries to gobble your <thigh>, but you don't let it.

The goblin tries to scratch you with its filthy goblin claws, but you won't let him start from scratch.

The goblin tries to kick you in the junk, but is too small to get its foot that high.

The goblin tries to punch you with its crusty knuckles, but you dodge the knuckle sandwich.

The goblin tries to hobble you with a knobbly goblin knee, but you dodge.

The goblin tries to hobble you, but is not a good hobblin' goblin.

The goblin tries to poke you with its pointy goblin ears, but you won't even hear of it.

The goblin tries to smack you with a goblin hobblin' axe, but is too lax with the axe.

The goblin tries to throw a knobbly elbow at you, but you elbow it out of the way.

The goblin tries to bite you with pointy goblin teeth, but its attack lacks bite.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

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Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.

Notes

• Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
• The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
  • Names follow the pattern of: ?
  • Introductions are listed above.
  • Images are randomly any of the following:

GameInformPowerDailyPro Minion Drops

Type Level 1 Level 2 Level 3 Booze tankard of ale bottle of wine shining goblet Food slice of pizza hamburger whole roasted chicken Combat Item vial of holy water round blue bomb fireball Meat Generator huge gold coin dollar-sign bag massive gemstone HP Restorer cartoon heart red potion extra-strength red potion MP Restorer gold star blue potion fancy blue potion Weapon iron dagger steel sword flaming sword Helm green cloth cap iron helmet gold crown