Video Game Minion (gopher)

Gopher minion
Monster ID	unknown
Locations	The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Scales with player's Moxie
Defense	Scales with player's Muscle
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	body
Drops	2 GIPDP items
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a gopher minion

You hear some sort of grinding, gnawing sound nearby. You have just enough time to wonder where it's coming from, and then to figure out that it's coming from the ground next to you, before some kind of giant rodent busts out of the ground and tries to grab your leg.

or

A large brown buck-toothed animal bursts out of the ground a short distance away, and starts charging toward you. You have just enough time to wish you'd brought a great big wooden mallet, before it's trying to gnaw off your leg.

or

Some kind of brown furry animal pops out of the ground next to your foot. You think it might be a gopher, but since it's already grabbed your pant leg and yanked your foot back down into its hole, it's kind of hard to tell. Probably a gopher.

Hit Message(s):

The gopher clips your Achilles tendon with its sharp teeth. Turns out everyone has an Achilles heel when there are teeth involved. Oof! Ooh! Argh! Ooh!

The gopher decides it could sure go fer a bite of adventurer. Ow! Argh! Ouch! Oof!

The gopher gnaws your <foot>. Eek! Ow! Ouch! Eek!

The gopher leaves holes all over the damn dungeon floor, and you step in one and break an ankle. Argh! Oof! Ouch! Eek!

The gopher tunnels under you and ties your shoelaces together so you trip. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!

The gopher tunnels up underneath you and claws the bottoms of your feet. Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

The gopher decides it could sure go fer a drink before it attacks again.

The gopher starts to build a dam across your path, then realizes it's not a beaver.

The gopher stops to go fer a cup of coffee before attacking again.

The gopher tries to snap your Achilles tendon with its teeth, but you don't have an Achilles heel.

The gopher tunnels up beneath you, but forgets to take the left turn at Albuquerque and gets lost.

The gopher tunnels up beneath you, tickling the bottoms of your feet.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

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Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.

Notes

• Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
• The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
  • Names follow the pattern of: ?
  • Introductions are listed above.
  • Images are randomly any of the following:

GameInformPowerDailyPro Minion Drops

Type Level 1 Level 2 Level 3 Booze tankard of ale bottle of wine shining goblet Food slice of pizza hamburger whole roasted chicken Combat Item vial of holy water round blue bomb fireball Meat Generator huge gold coin dollar-sign bag massive gemstone HP Restorer cartoon heart red potion extra-strength red potion MP Restorer gold star blue potion fancy blue potion Weapon iron dagger steel sword flaming sword Helm green cloth cap iron helmet gold crown