Video Game Minion (knight)
| Knight minion | |
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| Monster ID | unknown |
| Locations | The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales with player's Moxie |
| Defense | Scales with player's Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body |
| Drops | 2 GIPDP items |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a knight minionA knight in ancient-looking plate armor draws his sword as you approach. "Avaunt, interloper!" he shouts, his voice ringing oddly hollow inside his helmet. "Begone from this place!"
"What does 'avaunt' mean?" you ask.
"Begone!"
"Okay, I'll go, but I still want to know what 'avaunt' means."
"Begone!" he shouts, more forcefully.
"Okay, jeez, you don't have to be a jerk, just tell me what av--"
"SHUT UP!" he yells, as he charges to attack.
A soldier in full plate armor draws his sword as you approach. "Prepare yourself, adventurer," he says. "I must slay you, for the glory of my master."
"Oh yeah?" you ask. "Who's your master?"
"The great and terrible <Boss Name>."
"Okay," you say, readying your weapon. "Now tell me: who's your daddy?"
A fully-armored knight paces rigidly back and forth along a short stretch of ground as you watch. He reaches the end of his path and starts to turn again, and then sees you, standing just out of his reach. There is a brief pause before he sighs, plainly annoyed, and steps up out of the groove in the floor to attack you.
Hit Message(s):
The knight bashes you with the heavy shield he wields. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
The knight knees you with his plate-mailed knee. Criminy. Oof! Argh! Ow! Eek!
The knight slashes you with his broadsword, making you wish he had a more specific sword. Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Argh!
The knight slashes you with his broadsword, whether or not you're female. Argh! Ugh! Argh! Eek!
The knight throws down the gauntlet. Literally. On your thigh. Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ouch!
The knight lances you. A lot. Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Argh!
The knight lances you. At least it was a free lance. Eek! Oof! Ow! Ouch!
The knight lances you in the <kidney>. You feel like a boil. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Eek!
The knight headbutts you with his helm. The pain is deep. Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Ugh!
The knight lances you. A lot. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!
The knight tries to bash you with his shield, but fails to wield the shield.
The knight tries to bash you with his shield, but you don't yield to the shield.
The knight tries to bash you with his shield, but his best offense isn't his defense.
The knight tries to slash you with his broadsword, but misses. He should have been more specific.
The knight tries to lance your <kidney>, but you point out you don't have a boil on your <kidney>.
The knight tries to slash you with his broadsword, but can't hit the broad side of a barn.
The knight tries to slash you with his broadsword, but you're no broad.
The knight tries to throw down the gauntlet, but you run the gauntlet successfully.
The knight tries to lance you, but can't lance a lot.
The knight tries to headbutt you with his helm, but you take the helm and steer him away.
The knight tries to slash you with his broadsword, but you're no broad. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire... something. |
Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.
Notes
- Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
- Names follow the pattern of: ?
- Introductions are listed above.
- Images are randomly any of the following:
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