Video Game Minion (mushroom)

Mushroom minion
Monster ID	unknown
Locations	The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Scales with player's Moxie
Defense	Scales with player's Muscle
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	body
Drops	2 GIPDP items
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a mushroom minion

You find a big spotted mushroom, and poke it experimentally with your weapon, wondering if it's edible. A fanged mouth opens on the side of it, and it starts spraying spores all over the place as it whips a pair of tentacles toward you, plainly wondering if you're edible.

or

An angry-looking mushroom guy is plodding toward you. He isn't moving very quickly, so you have plenty of time to wonder what the heck he is, and how this is possible, and is he maybe related to the gravy fairies somehow, before he gets in attack range. Oh, whoops, here he is -- I guess it wasn't as much time as all that.

or

You turn a corner and find yourself face-to-face with a huge weird-looking mushroom. Yes, it does have a face -- that's what's so weird-looking about it.

Hit Message(s):

The mushroom sprouts a couple of spikes and stabs you with them. Ouch! Argh! Ow! Eek!

The mushroom eats you. Must be a soviet Russian mushroom. Oof! Ow! Ow! Oof!

The mushroom exhales some spores at you. You hallucinate for a couple hours. Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch!

The mushroom opens its adorable mouth into a fang-lined maw and bites you with it. Ouch! Argh! Argh! Oof!

The mushroom waddles toward you. You back up, right over the edge of a cliff. Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Eek!

The mushroom spurts spores at you. You sneeze so hard you black out for a second. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh!

The mushroom waddles toward you until it bonks into you, which hurts for some reason. Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

The mushroom grows some spikes and tries to spike you, but you dodge.

The mushroom claims if you eat it, you'll get bigger and throw fireballs, but you ignore the temptation.

The mushroom opens its mouth to reveal a fang-lined maw. You offer it a breath mint.

The mushroom waddles toward you, but you easily jump over it.

The mushroom spurts spores at you, but you hold your breath.

The mushroom wants to party with you, but you don't care whether or not it's a fun guy.

The mushroom sprouts wings and flutter-hops at you, but you duck under it.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

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Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.

Notes

• Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
• The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
  • Names follow the pattern of: ?
  • Introductions are listed above.
  • Images are randomly any of the following:

GameInformPowerDailyPro Minion Drops

Type Level 1 Level 2 Level 3 Booze tankard of ale bottle of wine shining goblet Food slice of pizza hamburger whole roasted chicken Combat Item vial of holy water round blue bomb fireball Meat Generator huge gold coin dollar-sign bag massive gemstone HP Restorer cartoon heart red potion extra-strength red potion MP Restorer gold star blue potion fancy blue potion Weapon iron dagger steel sword flaming sword Helm green cloth cap iron helmet gold crown