Video Game Minion (ninja)
| Ninja minion | |
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| Monster ID | unknown |
| Locations | The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales with player's Moxie |
| Defense | Scales with player's Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body |
| Drops | 2 GIPDP items |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a ninja minionA lean figure dressed all in black leaps out of the shadows toward you. "Hello," you say. "Are you a ninja? You're dressed an awful lot like one."
"Hai," the figure answers, unsheathing his sword.
"Yeah, hello," you say. "I'm just wondering, are you a..."
"That is the worst joke," he says, springing to attack.
"But I haven't even asked what your favorite kind of theatre is!"
A ninja suddenly springs out of the shadows, and a throwing star thunks into the wall right next to your head, followed by a second, and a third, and a fourth... Eventually you turn and see that he's spelling out "YOU ARE A BUTT" and you just attack him.
A ninja cartwheels out of the darkness, spraying throwing stars and caltrops all over the place. None of them hit you, leaving you to wonder if he's doing it deliberately or if they're just falling out of his pockets because of all the flipping around.
Hit Message(s):
The ninja karate chops you. You wish he would have just busted your chops instead. Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Ouch!
The ninja karate chops you in the chops. Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ow!
The ninja slashes you with a katana. Horrific katana! What a painful phrase! Ow! Ugh! Oof! Ugh!
The ninja slashes you with a katana. Maybe he was trying to help you commit seppuku. Ooh! Argh! Eek! Oof!
The ninja throws a handful of shuriken, perforating your <arm>. Ouch! Eek! Eek! Argh!
The ninja throws a handful of shuriken, somehow not severing his own fingers and cutting off several of yours.Argh! Argh! Argh! Oof!
The ninja throws a shuriken through your <arm>. Sure he can! Oof! Argh! Argh! Argh!
The ninja vanishes in a puff of smoke, and reappears in a flying kick. Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ouch!
The ninja vanishes in a puff of smoke, then stabs you in the back. Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!
The ninja vanishes in a puff of smoke. Then you feel a noose tighten around your neck. Ooh! Eek! Argh! Argh!
The ninja throws a shuriken through your <arm>. Sure he can! (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
The ninja leaps up over your head, but then the wires that were holding him up break and he crashes down.
The ninja performs a series of aerial acrobatics, then stops and falls down dizzy.
The ninja runs up a nearby wall, then remembers how gravity works and falls down.
The ninja sets off a smoke bomb, but picked a stink bomb by mistake, and has to lift his mask to throw up.
The ninja sets off a smoke bomb, then blunders around trying to find you so he can sneak up on you.
The ninja starts to slash you with his katana, but decides to slash some prices instead.
The ninja throws a handful of shuriken at you, but succeeds only in poking a few holes in your pants.
The ninja throws a shuriken at you. If I asked you if you can dodge it, you'd answer "Sure I can!"
The ninja tries to throw some shuriken at you, but cuts his hand instead. More like "Sure, I can't."
The ninja tries to stab you with his katana, but accidentally picks the wooden training one instead, and blushes beneath his mask.
The ninja tries to stab you with his katana, but you dodge.
The ninja throws a handful of shuriken at you, but succeeds only in poking a few holes in your pants. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire... something. |
Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.
Notes
- Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
- Names follow the pattern of: ?
- Introductions are listed above.
- Images are randomly any of the following:
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