Video Game Minion (skateboarder)
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| Skateboarder minion | |
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| Monster ID | unknown |
| Locations | The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales with player's Moxie |
| Defense | Scales with player's Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body |
| Drops | 2 GIPDP items |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a skateboarder minionYou duck as a kid on a skateboard flies through the air, narrowly missing your head. "What in the--" you say. "<Boss Name> has skateboarders as minions?"
"I dunno anything 'bout that, dude," the kid says. "Some crazy dude offered me twenty bucks to do a Two-Handed Charlie plus Triple Fakie Mindy Nolli-Grab on your face, though."
A radical dude on a skateboard leaps out of the shadows at you, shouting "Beachside Poptart Entire Alphabet!" You duck as he sails past, and he shouts again: "Buttgrab-style Jib!!" He continues to shout as he skates around you in circles. "Three-Legged Candy Salad! Eskimo Jab Melancholia! Slappy Beachside Cannonball Fresh Salad!!"
"Any time you're ready, man," you say.
A kid on a skateboard sails toward you, swinging a hunk of old rebar at your head while shouting "SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME!"
"Jesus, I never claimed it was," you say, ducking.
Hit Message(s):
He does a nollie, a manual, and a kickflip, then picks up his board and smashes you in the face with it. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!
He does a sick Inverted Boneless Christicle onto your <knee>. Argh! Argh! Argh! Eek!
He does a truly gnarly 720 Unmade Bed to Inverse Grind, thoroughly shredding your <knee>. Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Eek!
He does a tubular 360 Gnarly Veiled Whalehole on your <knee>. Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow!
He hits you with the grip tape on the top of the skateboard, giving you a deep exfoliation. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
He hits you with the rails on the bottom of the skateboard, doing a 50/50 grind on your face. Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Ouch!
He hits you with the trucks on the bottom of the skateboard, doing a nosegrind on your actual nose. Argh! Argh! Oof! Ooh!
He ollies right onto your instep. Yeowch. Ow! Argh! Ouch! Oof!
He turns on big head mode and headbutts you. Argh! Eek! Eek! Argh!
He turns on moon gravity, jumps twenty feet in the air, and lands right on your head with the skateboard wheels. Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ow!
He tries to nollie onto your instep, but you high-step away. Ow! Oof! Ow! Oof!
He hits you with the rails on the bottom of the skateboard, doing a 50/50 grind on your face. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Ow!
He turns on big head mode and almost breaks his own neck.
He turns on infinite balance and gets stuck in an eternal grind.
He tries to do a 180 McGillicuddy Kickflip, but only manages a 90 Faceplant.
He tries to do a 360 Undulating Starfish onto you, but can't get a full rotation.
He tries to do a kickflip, but it turns into a faceplant.
He tries to do an ollie to a manual to a nosegrind on your <knee>, but trips and breaks the combo.
He tries to grind on your <knee>, but you tell him to grind elsewhere.
He tries to hit you with the board's grip tape, but drops the board, ironically.
He tries to hit you with the rails on the bottom of the board, but you don't ride the rails.
He tries to hit you with the trucks on the bottom of the board, but you keep on truckin' away from him.
He tries to turn on moon gravity, but you point out this is real life and not a video game.
He tries to ollie onto your thigh, but you dodge to the north.
not known
 | You acquire... something. |
Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.
Notes
- Trick names in the introduction are randomly generated.
- Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
- Names follow the pattern of: ?
- Introductions are listed above.
- Images are randomly any of the following:
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