Video Game Minion (skeleton)
| Skeleton minion | |
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| Monster ID | unknown |
| Locations | The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales with player's Moxie |
| Defense | Scales with player's Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body |
| Drops | 2 GIPDP items |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a skeleton minionA nearby pile of bones clatters to life, and assembles itself into a skeleton... okay, well, not an entire skeleton. "It's over there," you say, pointing out a skull sitting in the corner of the room, as the skeleton's arms flail helplessly.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy it's a SKELETON! Killing skeletons is the best part of any video game ever!
It looks a bit perturbed at how excitedly you're running up to kill it.
A skeleton approaches you, clacking and clattering. You take a moment to consider the fact that you have one of those inside you -- in fact, you could think yourself as actually being a skeleton, just one that's wearing an outfit made out of meat, for disguise purposes, or perhaps just to keep warm. Skeleton in a meat suit, smuggling a bunch of guts in your meat pants -- that's you. Hmm.
Oh, right, there's a skeleton attacking. Forgot about that.
Hit Message(s):
He detaches his mandible and hits you with it. Which means his trash-talk for this round is "Auugguuaahh." Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Eek!
He hip-checks you with his bony pelvis. You wish you had a bottle of 'p' remover, because Elvis was never that bony. Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ugh!
He pokes you in the <calf> with his bony fingers. Ugh! Ow! Ouch! Ooh!
He headbutts you with his bony cranium. I mean, your skull's pretty bony, too. Under the fat. Ow! Eek! Ouch! Oof!
He hops on one foot, disconnects his femur, and whacks you with it. Is that a melee attack or a kick, technically? Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh!
He hits you with a patella. You wish he would have given you some paella instead. Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ouch!
He throws a handful of tiny wrist bones at you, like shuriken. They don't hurt until one accidentally goes down your windpipe. Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
The skeleton hits you with an arm bone. We've done this joke so many times, but it's still humerus. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Eek!
He hits you with a patella. You wish he would have given you some paella instead. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Eek! Argh! Argh!
He tries to poke you with his bony fingers, but you avoid getting fingerboned.
He tries to hit you with an arm bone, but remembers we've done that 'humerus' joke, like, a hundred times.
He tries to hit you with his patella, but misses the 't' and just hands you some paella.
He pretends he's going to hit you with a rib, but he's just ribbin' you.
He disconnects and arm to hit you with it, but you disconnect his other one, disarming him completely.
He whips out a vertebra to throw at you, and looks embarrassed when his head falls off.
He tries to hit you with his sharp tailbone, but can't quite load and cock his coccyx.
He whips out a femur to hit you with, then falls over sideways.
He throws a handful of tiny wrist bones at you. You laugh and suggest using the tiny bones in the ear next time.
He tries to headbutt you with his bony cranium, but fails to get his head in the game.
He detaches his mandible to hit you with it, but you find the mandible quite handleable.
He tries to hip-check you with his bony pelvis, but it turns out his hips do lie.
not known
 | You acquire... something. |
Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.
Notes
- Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
- Names follow the pattern of: ?
- Introductions are listed above.
- Images are randomly any of the following:
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