Video Game Minion (warlock)
| Warlock minion | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | unknown |
| Locations | The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales with player's Moxie |
| Defense | Scales with player's Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body |
| Drops | 2 GIPDP items |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a warlock minionA thin, bitter-looking old man in a black robe appears to be casting some sort of curse on you. You'd better do something about that quick, before he turns you into a frog or your blood into vinegar or your bones into cheese or makes you super-thin or unable to use skills or perpetually super-hairy like a dog man or... man there sure are a lot of different curses, aren't there?
"An interloper!" shouts an old man in a hooded robe. He makes a complicated gesture, and shoots a bolt of fire at you! "Let's see how you like this![sic]
"I don't like it!" you shout back. "I don't like that at all!"
"No? How about... this!" He yells, throwing a giant icicle at you.
"Nope! I don't like that one either!"
"This one?" he asks, spraying you with lightning.
"Cut it out!"
"Ha ha haaa!" laughs an old man in a hooded robe. "Prepare to die, adventurer! I will summon demons from all seven hells to destroy you!"
"Eight."
"What?"
"There are eight hells," you say.
"Are you telling me I don't know how many dang hells there are? Look, there's Hey Deez, and Pandamonium, and Dis, and umm... what's the one with the seals?"
"I think it's just called Hell."
"Right. And then there's, umm... dang it, it doesn't matter how many dang hells there are! Prepare to die!"
Hit Message(s):
He turns all of your snot into rabid weasels for a few seconds. Creative, but painful. Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
He casts a spell that turns the ground beneath you into marshmallow fluff. You rip off most of your body hair getting the stuff off you. Eek! Ouch! Eek! Argh!
He turns you into a newt for a few seconds. The transformation is pretty painful. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Eek!
He reverses your bloodflow, causing a painful traffic jam in your circulatory system. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!
He uses the Book of the Dead to turn you into a zombie for a minute. You wish he'd used the Book of the Sexually Irresistible. Argh! Argh! Oof! Ouch!
He can't find his copy of the Book of the Dead, so he uses the Book of the Slow, Painful Evisceration on you. Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Argh!
He turns your <head> into a blender, then uses it to make margaritas. Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!
He turns your <head> into a rabid badger, which then chews on the rest of you. Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!
He turns all of your blood into acid for a few painful seconds. Ooh! Argh! Eek! Oof!
He turns your arm into a turnip. It's surprisingly painful. Oof! Oof! Ugh! Oof!
He casts a spell that echoes back in time and kicks you in the groin every day of the past week. Yeowch. Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Argh!
He turns your <head> into a rabid badger, which then chews on the rest of you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Oof!
He tries to turn all your snot into rabid weasels, but only succeeds in unblocking your sinuses.
He casts a spell to turn the ground beneath you into marshmallow fluff. You happily eat your way out.
He tries to turn you into a newt, but his odds of succeeding are minute.
He tries to reverse your bloodflow, but only succeeds in removing some plaque from your arteries.
He consults the Book of the Dead but can't find a good spell to use on you, which makes you grateful.
He can't find the Book of the Dead to curse you, and the Book of Tickling he uses isn't all that effective.
He tries to turn your <head> into a blender, but stops when it doesn't have an "ice crush" setting.
He tries to turn your <head> into a rabid badger, but can only manage a vaguely annoyed vole.
He tries to turn your blood into acid, but there's so much alcohol in your blood that it doesn't work.
He casts a spell to magically animate a boot to kick you in the groin, but you knock the boot aside and suggest he maybe take a more direct approach.
He casts a spell that makes you briefly double in size. You tell him you know a similar spell that works a little more slowly, called "cake."
He tries to turn your <head> into a carrot, but fails. You don't carrot all. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire... something. |
Occurs at The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon.
Notes
- Will drop up to 1 of each of the items selected to drop on the level.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
- Names follow the pattern of: ?
- Introductions are listed above.
- Images are randomly any of the following:
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