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'''Dr. Awkward's Office''' is located in [[The Palindome]] on the right side of the dome, after reading [["I Love Me, Vol. I"]].
'''Dr. Awkward's Office''' is located in [[The Palindome]] on the right side of the dome, after reading [["I Love Me, Vol. I"]].
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*''First visit:''
|-
:[[Drawn Onward]]
| [[File:4photos.gif]]
| valign=top | The door to Dr. Awkward's office opens, not into an office, but into a small antechamber with no visible exits other than the door you just came in.


The back wall has a curious display -- a column of four empty photo frames. You dig through your bag to see if you have any photographs that look like they'd fit in the frames...  
*''Afterwards, when [[HP]] is at 0:''
|}
You're too beaten-up to pick a fight right now.


*''Without the correct placement of items on shelves:''
*''Afterwards, before reading [["2 Love Me, Vol. 2"]] and before visiting [[Mr. Alarm's Office]]:''
Nothing seems to happen, so you pick your stuff back up and head elsewhere.
No, you got your ass pretty comprehensively kicked the last time you went in there. You clearly need to do some preparation first. Maybe that book he dropped will offer some insight.


*''With the correct placement of items on shelves:''
*''After visiting [[Mr. Alarm's Office]], before acquiring the [[Mega Gem]]:
Just as you finish placing the items on the shelves, you hear a loud rumbling noise. The ketchup hound leaps out of the way with a yip as the shelves collapse into a cloud of dust and rubble, revealing a tall, narrow niche behind the stonework, and in the niche stands the Staff of Fats. Excitedly, you reach for it, but just then there is a shout behind you:
You should get that counter-charm from Mr. Alarm before you try fighting Dr. Awkward again.
"Stop, spots!"


[[File:Drawkward.gif|center]]
*''After acquiring the [[Mega Gem]], but not having it equipped:''
You need to be wearing the Mega Gem if you want to get past Dr. Awkward's clumsiness field.


You spin around to see a bald man in spectacles and a very severe black trench coat striding toward you. "Stop! Nine myriad murmur! Put up rum -- ''rum'', dairymen! In ''pots''!"
*''With 0 adventures left:''
You don't have time to pick a fight right now.


"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking ab-- ow!" (That's where he clubbed you on the head.)
*''With the [[Mega Gem]] equipped:''
 
{{Choice|name=Dr. Awkward (Intro)|image=drawkward.gif|choice1name=War, sir, is raw!|choice1=Fight [[Dr. Awkward]].|choice2name=Egad! No bondage!|choice2=Fight [[Dr. Awkward]].|choice3name=Eva, can I stack Rod's sad-ass, dork cats in a cave?|choice3=Fight{{Combat|name=Dr. Awkward|MoxieNoHit=173-180|tag=special|note1=Part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]].|noline=yes|nest=1}}|note1=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure.}}
"Draw, o coward!" he hisses, as he pulls a thin rapier from his cane and advances on you.
 
"Oh, it's ''on'', buddy."
 
You ready your weapon and charge forward, only to trip over your own feet and fall on your face. "O tarts! A castrato!" laughs the sinister figure. You stand, growling, and launch yourself at him again, with much the same result. It's as though all your aptitudes and reflexes have been drained by his evil presence!


He leaves you beaten to a pulp and strides away with the Staff of Fats, chuckling evilly. Jerk.
{{Combat|name=Dr. Aquard|MoxieNoHit=??|tag=special|note1=Part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]].|note2=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure.|note3=Replaces [[Dr. Awkward]] during a [[Heavy Rains]] ascension.}}


{{HP|type=lose|amount=all}}
{{Combat|name=Jerry Bradford (Dr. Awkward)|MoxieNoHit=180|tag=special|note1=Part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]].|note2=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure.|note3=Replaces [[Dr. Awkward]] during a [[Pocket Familiars]] ascension.}}


But wait... what's this? He seems to have dropped the second volume of his autobiography...
{{Combat|name=Travis Belmont|MoxieNoHit=??|tag=special|note1=Part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]].|note2=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure.|note3=Replaces [[Dr. Awkward]] during a [[Dark Gyffte]] ascension.}}


{{acquire|item="2 Love Me, Vol. 2"}}
{{Combat|name=Birdo|MoxieNoHit=??|tag=special|note1=Part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]].|note2=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure.|note3=Replaces [[Dr. Awkward]] during a [[Path of the Plumber]] ascension.}}


*''Afterwards, before reading [["2 Love Me, Vol. 2"]] and before visiting [[Mr. Alarm's Office]]:''
{{Combat|name=Tobias J. Saibot|MoxieNoHit=??|tag=special|note1=Part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]].|note2=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure.|note3=Replaces [[Dr. Awkward]] during a [[You, Robot]] ascension.}}
No, you got your ass pretty comprehensively kicked the last time you went in there. You clearly need to do some preparation first. Maybe that book he dropped will offer some insight.
 
*''After visiting [[Mr. Alarm's Office]], before acquiring the [[Mega Gem]]:
You should get that counter-charm from Mr. Alarm before you try fighting Dr. Awkward again.


*''After acquiring the [[Mega Gem]], but not having it equipped:''
{{Combat|name=Dr. Awkward, who is on fire|MoxieNoHit=??|tag=special|note1=Part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]].|note2=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure.|note3=Replaces [[Dr. Awkward]] during a [[Wildfire]] ascension.}}
You need to be wearing the Mega Gem if you want to get past Dr. Awkward's clumsiness field.


*''With the [[Mega Gem]] equipped:''
{{Combat|name=Suruasaurus|MoxieNoHit=??|tag=special|note1=Part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]].|note2=A [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure.|note3=Replaces [[Dr. Awkward]] during a [[Fall of the Dinosaurs]] ascension.}}
{{Combat|name=Dr. Awkward|MoxieNoHit=173-180|tag=special|note1=Part of the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]].|note2=A [[Ascension#One Time|one-time]] adventure.}}


*''After defeating [[Dr. Awkward]]:''
*''After defeating [[Dr. Awkward]]:''
Dr. Awkward's office is empty now.
Dr. Awkward's office is empty now.


==Notes==
*The correct order is hinted at in [[Your father's MacGuffin diary]]. The solution is:
**Shelf #1 -- [[photograph of God]]
**Shelf #2 -- [[photograph of a red nugget]]
**Shelf #3 -- [[photograph of a dog]]
**Shelf #4 -- [[photograph of an ostrich egg]]
*You lose the quest items once you place the items in the proper order.
*Once you place the items in the right order and lose all your HP, you receive 4 adventures of [[Beaten Up]] after you lose all HP, instead of the usual 3.


[[Category:Locations|Dr. Awkward's Office]]
 
[[Category:Locations]]

Latest revision as of 04:37, 22 May 2025

This page needs to be cleaned up.

Do all the replacements use the normal intro adventure? If so move them to the intro page

Dr. Awkward's Office is located in The Palindome on the right side of the dome, after reading "I Love Me, Vol. I".

  • First visit:
Drawn Onward
  • Afterwards, when HP is at 0:

You're too beaten-up to pick a fight right now.

No, you got your ass pretty comprehensively kicked the last time you went in there. You clearly need to do some preparation first. Maybe that book he dropped will offer some insight.

You should get that counter-charm from Mr. Alarm before you try fighting Dr. Awkward again.

  • After acquiring the Mega Gem, but not having it equipped:

You need to be wearing the Mega Gem if you want to get past Dr. Awkward's clumsiness field.

  • With 0 adventures left:

You don't have time to pick a fight right now.

Dr. Awkward (Intro)
Dr. Awkward (Intro)
  • War, sir, is raw!: Fight Dr. Awkward.
  • Egad! No bondage!: Fight Dr. Awkward.
  • Eva, can I stack Rod's sad-ass, dork cats in a cave?: Fight
Dr. Awkward This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
Dr. Aquard This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
Jerry Bradford This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
Travis %belmont% This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
Birdo This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
Tobias J. Saibot This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
Dr. Awkward, who is on fire This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: Drowsy Sword, Staff of Fatsq
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 175 • Substat Gain: 124 • Moxie for No Hit*: ??
  • Monster Defense: 157
  • Hit Points: 200
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: hot, weak against stench and sleaze
  • Note: Part of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin.
  • Note: A one-time adventure.
  • Note: Replaces Dr. Awkward during a Wildfire ascension.
suruasaurus This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)

Dr. Awkward's office is empty now.

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