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[[Ultra Rares]] are items that are extremely rare drops, designed to be acquirable only through chance (or loads of meat). [[Jick]] has done an incredibly good job of keeping them virtually inaccessible to farmers (at least, as inaccessible as to occasional visitors).
[[Ultra Rares]] are items that are extremely rare drops, designed to be acquirable only through chance (or loads of meat). [[Jick]] has done an incredibly good job of keeping them virtually inaccessible to farmers (or at least as inaccessible as to occasional visitors), and the mechanic by which they occur is unknown. There has been much debate over the best strategy to acquire one of these. As yet, the only way which seems to have a good chance of paying off in the long run is to save your meat.


==List of Rares==
All ultra rares [[pulverize]] into [[ultimate wad]]s.
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The consolation ribbon  [[pulverize]]s into [[twinkly powder]] as it's not an ultra-rare item.
 
==List of Ultra Rares==
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!Item
!Item
!Enchantment
!Monster
!Monster
!Location
!Location
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|{{StackItem|17-ball}}||[[pooltergeist]]||[[The Haunted Billiards Room]]
|{{StackItem|17-ball}}||+20 {{element|Spooky}}<br />+20 {{element|Stench}}<br />+20 {{element|Hot}}<br />+20 {{element|Cold}}<br />+20 {{element|Sleaze}}||[[Pooltergeist (Ultra-Rare)|pooltergeist]]||[[The Haunted Billiards Room]]
|-
|-
|{{StackItem|Counterclockwise Watch}}||[[The Temporal Bandit]]||[[A Battlefield]]
|{{StackItem|Counterclockwise Watch}}||+10 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.||[[The Temporal Bandit]]||[[The Cola Wars Battlefield]], [[Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)]], [[Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)]]
|-
|-
|{{StackItem|crazy bastard sword}}||[[crazy bastard]]||[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]
|{{StackItem|crazy bastard sword}}||[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30<br />+10% [[Critical Hit Chance|chance of Critical Hit]]<br />+6 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.||[[crazy bastard]]||[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]
|-
|-
|{{StackItem|hockey stick of furious angry rage}}||[[hockey elemental]]||[[Camp Logging Camp]]
|{{StackItem|Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield}}||Superhuman [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements||[[Knott Slanding]]||[[The Icy Peak]]
|-
|-
|{{StackItem|hypnodisk}}||[[Hypnotist of Hey Deze]]||[[The Deep Fat Friars' Gate]]
|{{StackItem|hockey stick of furious angry rage}}||+30 to [[Monster Level]]<br />[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%||[[hockey elemental]]||[[Camp Logging Camp]]
|-
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|{{StackItem|incredibly dense meat gem}}||[[infinite meat bug]]||[[Treasury]]
|{{StackItem|hypnodisk}}||+30% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]||[[Hypnotist of Hey Deze]]||[[Pandamonium Slums]]
|-
|-
|{{StackItem|Platinum Yendorian Express Card}}||[[The Master Of Thieves]]||[[The Dungeons of Doom]]
|{{StackItem|incredibly dense meat gem}}||+60% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat from Monsters]]<br />[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5<br />[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10||[[infinite meat bug]]||[[Treasury]]
|-
|-
|{{StackItem|Talisman of Baio}}||[[Baiowulf]]||[[The Spooky Forest]]
|{{StackItem|optimal spreadsheet}}||All Attributes +10<br />+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day]] when equipped.<br />+20 to [[Monster Level]]||[[QuickBASIC elemental]]||[[Menagerie Level 1]]
|-
|-
|{{StackItem|Talisman of Bakula}}||[[Count Bakula]]||[[The Misspelled Cemetary]]
|{{StackItem|Platinum Yendorian Express Card}}||Opens [[Locked Door]]s<br />''Once a day:''<br />Extends the duration of all current [[:Category:Effects|effects]] by 5 adventures<br />[[MP Restorers|Restores]] all MP<br />[[Zapping|Cools]] zap wands||[[The Master Of Thieves]]||[[The Dungeons of Doom]]
|-
|{{StackItem|repaid diaper}}||+15 to [[Familiar Weight]]||[[Remarkable Elba Kramer]]||[[Inside the Palindome]]
|-
|{{StackItem|Talisman of Baio}}||+X% [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]]<br />+X% [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]]<br />+X% [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]]<br />(All Attributes Increase With Moonlight)||[[Baiowulf]]||[[The Spooky Forest]]
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|{{StackItem|Talisman of Bakula}}||[[Give In To Your Vampiric Urges|Hemophilia]]||[[Count Bakula]]||[[The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)|The]] [[The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)|Misspelled Cemetary]]
|-
|{{StackItem|The Nuge's favorite crossbow}}||[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30<br />[[Combat Initiative]] +100%<br />+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day]] when equipped.||[[The Nuge]]||[[A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters]]
|}
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==Your Chances==
"PLEASE BE OF NOTING: As of ~May of 2005, system mechanism by which Ultra Rare items drop have been changed, and Bashy not have had time to develop adequate theory for current. Therefore, post of this FOR ENTERTAINING MINT PURPOSE ONLY. " Quothe the [[Bashy]], nevermore.
No official statement has been made on the mechanics of these drops, however some information has been decoded from one of [[Bashy]]'s statements on the subject which produces the following guess as to the method by which it is determined when a given character gets an ultra-rare. Please note that Bashy himself mentioned that he never saw the actual code.
#Each character has a "step counter" which is hidden from everyone and increments each time they spend an adventure. This step counter resets to zero when it reaches some predetermined maximum (probably 50). Unless your step counter is at exactly the right number (the number itself is also unknown, though the obvious choice would be 0), you have no chance of getting an ultra-rare.
#There are certain times of day chosen by the server at random during which the ultra-rares will be available. It is very likely (in fact, virtually certain) that these times change from day to day. It is unknown how long these intervals are and how many of them there are every day. It is also unknown whether there is a fixed number of these intervals for all the ultra-rares, or whether they are each tracked separately.
#The first character to adventure in the appropriate area with the right number on their step counter during the time interval for the day has a chance of encountering the appropriate monster and fighting it. Should they defeat the monster, the item's drop is automatic.
#On very, very rare occurances, two adventurers will get to the appropriate area at the right time with the correct number, and both get to fight the monster - this is massively more unlikely to happen than even encountering the monster to begin with.


There has been much debate over the best strategy to acquire one of these. As yet, the only way which seems to have a good chance of paying off in the long run is to save your meat.
==Notes==
*All ultra-rare monsters have animated sprites.
*Both the [[incredibly dense meat gem]] and [[hypnodisk]] were given a minor buff on May 1st, 2020. Prior to this date, the IDMG gave +50% [[Meat from Monsters|Meat from Monsters]] and the disk gave +25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Currently, only optimal spreadsheet is confirmed dupable by [[Grey Goose]].


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Latest revision as of 09:50, 31 May 2025

Ultra Rares are items that are extremely rare drops, designed to be acquirable only through chance (or loads of meat). Jick has done an incredibly good job of keeping them virtually inaccessible to farmers (or at least as inaccessible as to occasional visitors), and the mechanic by which they occur is unknown. There has been much debate over the best strategy to acquire one of these. As yet, the only way which seems to have a good chance of paying off in the long run is to save your meat.

All ultra rares pulverize into ultimate wads.

The consolation ribbon pulverizes into twinkly powder as it's not an ultra-rare item.

List of Ultra Rares

Item Enchantment Monster Location

17-ball
+20 Spooky Damage
+20 Stench Damage
+20 Hot Damage
+20 Cold Damage
+20 Sleaze Damage
pooltergeist The Haunted Billiards Room

Counterclockwise Watch
+10 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. The Temporal Bandit The Cola Wars Battlefield, Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform), Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)

crazy bastard sword
Weapon Damage +30
+10% chance of Critical Hit
+6 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
crazy bastard The Sleazy Back Alley

Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
Superhuman Resistance to All Elements Knott Slanding The Icy Peak

hockey stick of furious angry rage
+30 to Monster Level
Muscle +5%
hockey elemental Camp Logging Camp

hypnodisk
+30% Item Drops from Monsters Hypnotist of Hey Deze Pandamonium Slums

incredibly dense meat gem
+60% Meat from Monsters
Moxie +5
Maximum MP +10
infinite meat bug Treasury

optimal spreadsheet
All Attributes +10
+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
+20 to Monster Level
QuickBASIC elemental Menagerie Level 1

Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Opens Locked Doors
Once a day:
Extends the duration of all current effects by 5 adventures
Restores all MP
Cools zap wands
The Master Of Thieves The Dungeons of Doom

repaid diaper
+15 to Familiar Weight Remarkable Elba Kramer Inside the Palindome

Talisman of Baio
+X% Muscle
+X% Mysticality
+X% Moxie
(All Attributes Increase With Moonlight)
Baiowulf The Spooky Forest

Talisman of Bakula
Hemophilia Count Bakula The Misspelled Cemetary

The Nuge's favorite crossbow
Ranged Damage +30
Combat Initiative +100%
+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
The Nuge A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters

Notes