User:Dalinian

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b336/dalinian61/dalistar100.jpg http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b336/dalinian61/Dalinian_KoL_Avatar.jpg dalinian -- (#747561) What's With This Dalinian Frood? KoL noob doing his first run through the Kingdom as a female turtle tamer, and enjoying himself tremendously Brimming over with gratitude to all the contributors to Visual KoL wiKi, without which I'd be stumbling around tripping over by own boot laces Wiki-curious enjoying contributing to Visual KoL, and using this page as a playing aid Member of the Helper of Newbies clan -- A clan is Us! ...erm... That's enough for now; more in-game at my charsheet profile Caution: This Page Is NOT A Player Guide As a noob, I'm finding KoL to be delightfully silly, complex and multi-dimensional. So I'm aware of my need to keep track of what's what, who's who and what my Turtle Tamer's got her eye on acquiring, assimilating or assassinating. Since wiki-editing is so easy, and internally hot-linking places, people and possibilities is so useful, I'm choosing to use my User page as a notepad on which to keep my KoL-playing notes. For a discussion of the consequences, see this page's discussion page. So what's below may be most likely irrelevant to you -- and you're of course welcome to browse away.

To Do

Top Of The Pile

For 50,000 Meat, you can open up your own store in the Mall of Loathing in Seaside Town.

Fernswarthy's Basement

• Need Moxie L27 > 98
• Needed Moxie L26 > ?? -- 98 did the trick
• Needed Mysticality L24 > 81 -- 91 did the trick
• Needed Moxie > 78 -- 93 did the trick
• Needed Mysticality > 71 -- 77 did the trick
  • Hope your trip to Daily Dungeon Room Ten yields Sneaky Pete's breath spray: +10 Moxie
  • Once per day, try zapping a Daily Dungeon Room Ten item until you get Sneaky Pete's breath spray x 3

{{ZAP Daily Dungeon}}

• Devonin on /newbie says buffed stat should do the trick

Star sword must have at least 67 base Muscle to equip

Boosters

• All Attributes
  • Badass belt accessory: +5 All Attributes
  • Chrome helmet turtle hat: +5 All Attributes (need 45 base Moxie to equip)
  • Shiny ring accessory: +3 All Attributes

• Muscle -- Substat -- Modifiers -- Maximizing
  • Crown of the Goblin King hat: +10 Muscle
  • Boris's ring accessory: +10 Muscle
  • String of red beads accessory: +1 Muscle
  • Thin black candle item (§288 @ Mall) > Rainy Soul Miasma: +10 Muscle, +10 Mysticality, -5 Moxie
  • Super-spiky hair gel item (§224 @ Mall) > Spiky Hair: +6 Muscle, +6 Moxie (5 Adventures)
  • Angry Farmer candy > Sugar Rush: +5% Muscle, +5% Moxie, -10% Mysticality
  • fizzy potion -- Strength of Ten Ettins: +25% Muscle (10 Adventures)

• Mysticality -- Substat -- Modifiers -- Maximizing
  • Jarlsberg's earring accessory: +10 Mysticality
  • Asbestos staff weapon: +9 Mysticality
  • Arrrgyle socks accessory: +6 Mysticality
  • Kentucky-fried meat staff weapon: +5 Mysticality
  • Magic lamp accessory: +3 Mysticality
  • String of blue beads accessory: +1 Mysticality
  • Thin black candle item (§288 @ Mall) > Rainy Soul Miasma: +10 Muscle, +10 Mysticality, -5 Moxie
  • henna tattoo item from The Hippy Camp > Hennaliciousness: +3 Mysticality (5 Adventures)
  • effervescent potion -- Strange Mental Acuity: +25% Mysticality (10 Adventures)

• Moxie -- Substat -- Modifiers -- Maximizing
  • Sneaky Pete's breath spray accessory from Room 10 of The Daily Dungeon: +10 Moxie
    • also available by zapping any other Room 10 item
    • can equip 3 of them for +30 Moxie
  • Leather chaps pants: +4 Moxie, -2 Muscle
  • Knob Goblin visor hat: +3 Moxie
  • Super-spiky hair gel item (§224 @ Mall) > Spiky Hair: +6 Muscle, +6 Moxie (5 Adventures)
  • Lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum from South of the Border > Spicy Limeness: +5 Moxie, -5 Muscle (5 Adventures)
  • Handsomeness potion > Mysteriously Handsome: +5% Moxie (5 Adventures)
  • Angry Farmer candy > Sugar Rush: +5% Muscle, +5% Moxie, -10% Mysticality

See also: Dressing For Success #Accessories

• Potions
  • effervescent potion -- Strange Mental Acuity: +25% Mysticality (10 Adventures)
  • fizzy potion -- Strength of Ten Ettins: +25% Muscle (10 Adventures)
  • milky potion -- Pretty much nothing happens
  • murky potion -- Sleepy: -30% Muscle (20 Adventures)
  • smoky potion -- +16 hit points, +16 Muscularity Points
  • swirly potion -- Teleportitis (10 Adventures)

Buffs

To operate Testudinata, simply send a kmail with the amount of meat indicated. You will be buffed as soon as possible; in times of high demand, this may take a few minutes.

• D -- Daily allowance of 'free' buffs, for 150 adventures
• [ 90 | 300 | 1200 | 6000 ] -- Normal Price List, for N adventures; [ * | ^ ] flag exceptional durations in Effect column
• Limits: 3 concurrent AT buffs

D	90	300	1200	6000	Buff	Effect
1	15	51	204	1021	Moxious Madrigal	+10 Moxie
2	46	153	612	3062	Jalapeno Saucesphere	Monsters attacking you take 1-3 damage; the damage is converted into an HP gain
3	61	207	817	4083	Polka of Plenty	Increases meat drop rate by 50 %
4	162	537	2144	10718	Elemental Saucesphere	Provides resistance to fire, cold, stench, and spookiness
5	163	538	2045	10719	Jabanero Saucesphere	Monsters attacking you take 4-6 damage; the damage is converted into an MP gain
6	138	459	1837	9186	Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric	Increases item drop rate 20%
7	276	920	3674	13320*	Empathy of the Newt	+5 to familiar weight *=4350
8	120*	---	----	13312^	Ode to Booze	Given more adventures when drinking booze (+1 Adventure per drink) *=15 ^=1665
-	16	52	205	1022	Magical Mojomuscular Melody	+30 MP -- your maximum MP is higher than usual.
-	17	53	206	1023	Cletus's Canticle of Celerity	Increases Combat Initiative by 30%
-	31	102	408	2041	Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith	+10 Muscle
-	69	230	919	4593	Ghostly Shell	+40 Damage Absorption -- +80 with the TT skill Tao of the Terrapin
-	115	383	1531	7655	Tenacity of the Snapper	+8 Melee Damage
-	92	306	1225	6124	Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption	+40 Damage Absorption
-	161	536	1243	10717	Astral Shell	+80 Damage Absorption -- +160 with the TT skill Tao of the Terrapin
-	164	539	2146	10720	Reptilian Fortitude	+30 HP -- temporarily boosts your maximum HP
-	199	663	2654	13269	Psalm of Pointiness	Damages attacking enemies
-	260	868	3470	13317*	Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction	+12 Melee Damage *=4605
-	413	1378	5512	13297*	Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority	+10% to All Stats *=2895
-	566	1888	7553	13218*	Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude	Increased Stat gain from battles (+1 Muscle, +1 Mysticality, +1 Moxie) *=2100

Meat Sources

Take a ten-leaf clover to the Cobb's Knob Treasury: dense meat stack > Inventory > sell stuff = 1,000

115 The Icy Peak 213.0

40 Cobb's Knob Treasury 55.8

For average meat per adventure per area: http://www.subjunctive.net/kol/AreaDifficulty.html

Tip: polka of plenty, empathy, elemental saucesphere, egg-stortionary tatics, leash of linguini (buffs); (items) toy train, tiny plastic hermit, porquiose necklace, lucky tam o shanter; and a cheshire bitten famaliar, where a lepreuchaun would work just as well for meat @ 35 lb

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The Council of Loathing

Something is amiss, Adventurer. The Nearby Plains are filling up with giant piles of garbage, and despite our best efforts, it keeps falling from the sky faster than we can clean it up. We need you to figure out where it's coming from, and put a stop to it.

Big Battle Checklist

Inventory: Equipment > Current Equipment -- best available?

Familiar

Syncopated Orifice

Snowy Owl

Attacks enemies

Skills & Buffs, Pre-Combat:

• Patience of the Tortoise: +1 Muscle, +4 Max HP (5 Adventures) -- for 1 MP
• Ghostly Shell: +40 Damage Absorption std, now +80 with Tao of the Terrapin (10 Adventures) -- for 6 MP
• Tenacity of the Snapper: +8 Melee Damage (10 Adventures) -- for 8 MP
• Empathy of the Newt: +5 to familiar weight (10 Adventures) -- for 15 MP

Item Buffs:

• blood of the Wereseal §500 @ the Smacketeria > Temporary Lycanthropy: Muscle boost (10 Adventures) > check the KoL Almanac for today's boost %age
• cheap wind-up clock §200 @ the Smacketeria > Ticking Clock: Increased Combat Initiative (10 Adventures)
• Meleegra pills from South of the Border > Engorged Weapon: +10 Melee Damage (5 Adventures)
• Angry Farmer candy > Sugar Rush: +5% Muscle, +5% Moxie, -10% Mysticality (10 Adventures)
• Tasty Fun Good rice candy > Sugar Rush: +5% Muscle, +5% Moxie, -10% Mysticality (5 Adventures)

Completed Quests

Boss Bat Quest

  * Enter The Boss Bat's Lair
  * Defeat the two-headed Boss Bat (43 mox), who can do up to 19 damage in combat!

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We've gotten word, Adventurer, that the Knob Goblins, who normally keep to themselves over at Cobb's Knob, are planning a major military action against Seaside Town. We need for you to go deep into the Knob, and nip this problem in the bud, so to speak, by neutralizing the Goblin King. We've marked your map with the location of the secret entrance that will allow you to go inside the Knob. Many Bothans died to... oh, wait, never mind. That was something else.

  Need: 
  * Knob Goblin perfume  
  * Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise = 
    * Hat: Knob Goblin harem veil +  
    * Pants: Knob Goblin harem pants
  from the Harem, where the girls (35 mox) and guards (40 mox) do up to 15 damage in combat!
  Then:
  * Stock up on: 
    * Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir - 240 Meat from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show, Market Square, Seaside Town. 
    * Red pixel potion - from 1,000 Meat at the Mall, or Inexplicable Door adventuring/Crackpot Mystic manufacture.
  * Enter the King's Chamber and
  * Defeat The Knob Goblin King (62 mox), who can do up to 42 damage in combat!
  * If you get beaten up, you'll have to get another Knob Goblin perfume to try again.

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The Deep Fat Friars in the Distant Woods are having a problem -- one of the experiments has gone awry, and fey creatures have invaded their grove. Please, Adventurer, lend them your assistance. Collect the three items necessary to perform the ritual which will banish these fiends back to their own realm.

• The first item can probably be found in the Dark Neck of the Woods.
• The second item was last seen in the Dark Heart of the Woods.
• The third item was stolen near the Dark Elbow of the Woods.

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The Brotherhood of the Smackdown

The Brotherhood of the Smackdown, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - learn some skills.

Spectral Snapper -- §10,000 -- This skill summons a spirit Snapping Turtle to bite your opponent. It does 30-80 hit points of damage, and never misses. (20 MP)

Next visit: L11

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Familiars

Mollycoddled Miasma		Mosquito	Sucks HP out of enemies and injects it into player (heals you, and does damage to the monster)
Geosynchronous Whelk		Ghuol Whelp	Restores both HP and MP
Libidinous Lollipop		Leprechaun	Increases meat drops by 5% per pound
Bat-Farting Vampire		Blood-Faced Volleyball	Increases stat gains by one for every four pounds of familiar
Badly Groomed Fireplace		Baby Gravy Fairy	Increases item drops by 2.5% per pound
Bulbous Bridesmade		Barrrnacle	Slows enemies down, reducing their combat effectiveness -- this can only happen on the first round of combat.
Syncopated Orifice		Snowy Owl	Attacks enemies
Godless Genuflection		Grue	Attacks opponent, depending on the phase of the moons

Would Like To Meet

Sabre-Toothed Lime - First of all you need to visit the goatlet and get some sabre teeth. Then you need to go to menagerie level 1 (in the cobbs knob laboratory) or to the palindome and acquire a lime. You then combine the two to get a sabre toothed lime cub. Then just "use" that. The lime will attack in battle. Its item is the tiny shaker of salt.

Angry Goat - Combine goats cheese from the goatlet and anti-cheese from the shore. You now have a goat. It will attack enemies. Its item is the prosthetic forehead.

Spooky Pirate Skeleton - The spooky pirate skeleton is slightly tricky to make. First, go to the misspelled cemetary and get 8 skeleton bones. Then go to the obligatory pirates cove and get a pirates pelvis and a sunken chest. Then you must make a pirate skull, this is done by smart skull + disembodied brain = brainy skull, then brainy skull + eyepatch = pirate skull then "use" the pirate skull. This will combine all the items you have collected together to get the pirate skeleton. Then "use" the pirate skeleton in your inventory. The Pirate Skeleton helps in battle. Its item is the blundarrrbus.

upto:The Howling Balloon Monkey

Already Familiar With

• Spooky-Gro fertilizer (from The Spooky Forest) + ghuol egg = fertilized ghuol egg + Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium > Ghuol Whelp Familiar

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Daily Checks

• Dress appropriately
• msg chatbot -- /13, /14, /15
• Evil Golden Arches
• Choose Familiar
• Complex cooking: send ingredients to AverageJoe, "I can do any foods (I think), unless theres some you need a special day for or skill i dont know about, other than pastamastery and saucecrafting."

• The Daily Dungeon

Clover Day?

Chat /12 to ask chatbot, "Does the hermit have clover today?" Yes:

• buy chewing gum on a string for 30 Meat and a Hermit permit for 100 Meat from The Market, Market Square, Seaside Town
• fish a worthless trinket, worthless gewgaw or worthless knick-knack out of The Sewer, Market Square, Seaside Town
• trade your item for a ten-leaf clover at The Hermitage, The Big Mountains

Outskirts of Cobb's Knob (with ten-leaf clover) > Knob Goblin Uberpants (Power: 45)

Lycanthropy/Stat/Special Day?

Check the KoL Almanac for

• Temporary Lycanthropy: Muscle boost
  • The Smacketeria, The Brotherhood of the Smackdown > blood of the Wereseal (10 Adventures) for 500 Meat > Temporary Lycanthropy
• Stat Day Info: Muscle Day
  • Get & take stat boosters
  • See #Ongoing Quests for Gourd potion
• Event Forecast for Special Days
  • Look 'em up, document and do 'em as they occur

End of the Day

Equip:

• Dead guy's watch: gives a single extra adventure at Rollover
• chrome sword: +3 Adventure(s) per day

Save and quit Firefox

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The Campground

Collecting for Clockwork chef-in-the-box

  3 cog - Degrassi Knoll
  3 flange - Thugnderdome, The Gnomish Gnomads Camp BUT you need to have ascended with a Moxie Zodiac sign to see it in NE Desert Beach; 4,000 Meat in the Mall
  3 sprocket - Degrassi Knoll
  3 spring - Degrassi Knoll
  1 clockwork key - Thugnderdome, The Gnomish Gnomads Camp - 14,000 Meat in the Mall
  1 Chef's hat - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob

Pagoda Quest

Housing

The Ground	Newbiesport™ Tent	Barskin Tent	Cottage	House
3 - 5 HP	8 - 10 HP	18 - 20 HP	28 - 30 HP	38 - 40 HP
5 MP	10 MP	20 MP	30 MP	40 MP

House Strange Leaflet Quest > Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM) > House

Old Haunts

• Bar skin from The Spooky Forest, The Distant Woods + wooden stakes = Barskin tent: a base gain of 18-20 HP and 20 MP when resting at your campsite as well as a defensive bonus in PvP

• Collecting for Chef-in-the-box

  1 disembodied brain - Fernswarthy's Tower
  1 smart skull - The Misspelled Cemetary
  1 Chef's hat - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1 box - The "Fun" House
  1 spring - Degrassi Knoll 

• Collecting for Bartender-in-the-box

  2 beer lens - The Typical Tavern Booze, for which you must have a minimum of 100 meat 
  1 box - The "Fun" House
  1 disembodied brain - Fernswarthy's Tower
  1 smart skull - The Misspelled Cemetary
  1 spring - Degrassi Knoll 

Cottage

• Bowl of cottage cheese - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
• Anticheese - The Shore: Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure

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Ongoing Quests

The Gourd Tower, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - Turtle Tamers must collect (initially 5) Knob Goblin firecrackers from the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob, The Nearby Plains > Gourd potion: gain 30-35 subpoints in your main stat, best taken on a Stat Day

The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - each day, he pays bounties of double the autosell price on three of a set of items.

The Crackpot Mystic's Shed, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town > continuum transfunctioner >> The Inexplicable Door, The Distant Woods > 20 red pixels + 10 black pixels = Pixel pants (Power: 50)

Uncle P's Antiques, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town >

• 'Villa' document - 500,000,000 Meat
• Mr. Exploiter - 1,000,000,000 Meat

Completed Quests Too

The Sleazy Back Alley, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town > Spirit of the Slug Lord (one time) > the Slug Lord's map > With Stench Resistance: pants of the Slug Lord

Mall Store

eggs > 3,000

black striped oyster egg 5,800 blue paisley oyster egg
blue plastic oyster egg
Elf Farm Raffle ticket
frigid ninja stars
guitar pick
lavender plastic oyster egg 3,700
lavender striped oyster egg 3,800
mauve plastic oyster egg 3,500
mauve polka-dot oyster egg (1) Cthulu's Paradise 5,200 Meat
off-white paisley oyster egg (13) CocoBug Express 10,000 Meat
off-white polka-dot oyster egg (4) Milk and Thistle Cafe 7,000 Meat
off-white striped oyster egg (8) Moxie-Mart 7,700 Meat
puce plastic oyster egg (1) The Return of David's House of Chicken and Waffles 4,500 Meat
puce striped oyster egg (7) Whueb's Boutique 4,499 Meat
rusty L-shaped piece of metal (1) Shop of Loopyness 550 Meat yellow paisley oyster egg (1) George Bush Don't Like Black People. 7,900 Meat
yellow polka-dot oyster egg (6) Bruces Bar and Grill 5,450 Meat
yellow striped oyster egg (1) Ollivanders 4,250 Meat

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Accessories

Badass belt	+5 All Attributes
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	+10% Item Drops from Monsters
Boris's ring	+10 Muscle
Continuum transfunctioner	Allows access to The Inexplicable Door area in The Distant Woods
Dead guy's watch	When equipped, gives a single extra adventure at Rollover
Dirty hobo gloves	+2 Stench Damage
Enchanted brass knuckles	2x chance of Critical Hit (1)
Hippo skin buckler	+5 Muscle PLUS +20 Damage Absorption Jarlsberg's earring
Jarlsberg's earring	+10 Mysticality
Shiny ring	+3 All Attributes

(1) NOTE: If you wear multiple items that increase Critical Hit chances, only the highest multiplier applies.

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Visual KoL Wiki

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References: La Farmacia de Suenos Hombre Muerto Caminando Tasty Fun Good rice candy-Engrish.com Pencil golem-pointy pointy Lead necklace

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Gifts To Go

Barrrnacle

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Post-Ascension

Hagnk's Mostly-Burned-Down Ancestral Mini-Storage, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - where a player's items are placed when they ascend.

The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - the guild for Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves. Here guild members can learn new skills and buy useful items.

The Untinker's Cottage, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - once you find his screwdriver, he'll be able to use his trusty rusty screwdriver to untinker anything put together with meat paste.

Investigations

http://kol.thraeryn.org/

Clan Run Programs

Clan Member Run Programs

User:NewZorkBat and kmail messages; Knowledge management Could 'material flow management' be better translated to 'logistics management'?

Banjob (#105105) Level 38 Turtle Tamer ** 1,111 meat for 300 turns of Ghostly Shell. 1,850 meat for 300 turns of Astral Shell. 2,780 meat for 300 turns of Empathy. Banjob

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Scratching Post

Meat is occasionally referred to in terms of "Pounds Sirloin" as a currency name in parody of the Pound Sterling currency of the UK. This usage utilizes the Section sign "§" (Alt+789 in Windows, Option+6 in OS X) to prefix sums of meat, such that §1,000 (one thousand pounds sirloin) equates 1,000 meat.

I'm saving for my skill-training fund so what I'd like is an average meat/adventure (mpa) table, eg: ... Fernswarthy's Tower: 32 mpa, Beanbat Chamber: 35 mpa, The Misspelled Cemetary: 39 mpa, etc... Does anyone know of a site where that data's available?

forums wiki coldfront google

Doodad + Doohickey Dispensary blong dalinian

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The Map of the Locations of the Kingdom of Loathing

Seaside Town Wrong Side of the Tracks 15 The Sleazy Back Alley Right Side of the Tracks 10 The Haunted Pantry The Hall of Records The Mall of Loathing The Council of Loathing The Clan District The Dungeon Full of Dungeons Fernswarthy's Basement 29 The Daily Dungeon Market Square	The Campground Housing Your Colossal Closet Kingdom of Loathing Certificate of Participation Evil Golden Arches Bartender-in-the-box Chef-in-the-box Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium Meat Maid Magical Mystical Hippy Stone	The Big Mountains Mt. Noob The Barrel full of Barrels Mt. McLargeHuge The L33t Tr4pz0r's C4b1n 67 Itznotyerzitz Mine 78 The Goatlet 85 The eXtreme Slope 95 Lair of the Ninja Snowmen 115 The Icy Peak 20 The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave The Hall of the Legends of the Times of Old The Hermitage
Unexplored	The Nearby Plains Cobb's Knob 54 Laboratory 21 62 King's Chamber 42 66 Menagerie Level 1 26 75 Menagerie Level 2 86 Menagerie Level 3 26 Fernswarthy's Tower The Cake-Shaped Arena 22 Degrassi Knoll 29 The "Fun" House 32 The Misspelled Cemetary 80-100 The Cyrpt 86 The Palindome (if you have a Talisman o' Nam equipped) The Bat Hole The Beanstalk 130 The Penultimate Fantasy Airship 41 155 The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky 178 The Hole in the Sky	Who knows?
Desert Beach The Shore, Inc 30 South of the Border	The Distant Woods 10 The Spooky Forest 45 Whitey's Grove 14 20 The Typical Tavern The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars 58 The Dark Elbow of the Woods 60 The Dark Heart of the Woods 63 The Dark Neck of the Woods 63 The Deep Fat Friars' Gate The Hidden Temple 35 The Inexplicable Door 7	The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Hippy Store 50 Orcish Frat House 51 The Hippy Camp 22 76 The Obligatory Pirate's Cove 12

KEY: NNN LocationTitle NNN 
   Moxie Loc.page.link Damage to expect

Moxie values can be found at Safe Adventuring