Advanced Cocktailcrafting

Advanced Cocktailcrafting

Type: Noncombat
MP Cost: 10

This skill focuses your disco groove into the ability to make special high-quality cocktails.

Allows you to summon coconut shells, little paper umbrellas, or magical ice cubes for 10 MP up to three times each day, as well as use them to mix special drinks (at no MP cost).

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Skill number: 5014

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	2,500 Meat
Class:	Disco Bandit
Level:	5
When Used:

You scrounge up some cocktail accessories... You acquire an item: coconut shell or You acquire an item: little paper umbrella or You acquire an item: magical ice cubes

Basic Recipe

All Advanced Cocktailcrafting drinks follow a similar recipe. No special skills are required to make "Mixed Drinks" (a bottle of booze plus a fruit or soda water), but the Advanced Cocktailcrafting skill is required to make "Garnished Drinks" (a mixed drink plus a little paper umbrella, coconut shell, or magical ice cubes).

Mixed Drinks (with some exceptions, below) give 5-6 adventures, 8-10 points to a single stat, plus 3 drunkenness. Garnished Drinks give 10-14 adventures, 34-36 to a single stat OR 25-27 to one stat and 8-10 to a second, plus 4 drunkenness.

There are two exceptions:

• Typical Tavern swill is the equivalent of a mixed drink, giving 5-6 adventures and 1-2 points to each stat. Garnished swill gives 10-14 adventures, 26-30 to the main stat, and 2-3 to the other stats.
• A banana daiquiri gives 6-10 adventures and 10-30 to each stat. The garnished bungle in the jungle gives 13-17 adventures, 50-120 Magicalness, and 30-100 to the other stats.

Complete Recipe Guide

The recipe table for these items is shown below. Red is used for drinks that improve Muscle, Blue for Mysticality, and Green for Moxie. The intensity of the color indicates the relative strength of the drink in that area.

Basic Booze 3 Drunk 3 Adv 0 Stat		Mixer		Mixed Drink 3 Drunk 5-6 Adv 8-10 Stat		Garnish		Garnished Drink 4 Drunk 10-14 Adv 25-27/8-10 or 34-36 Stat
				swill All		coconut shell Muscle		tropical swill Muscle/Mysticality/Moxie
wine		strawberry		strawberry wine Moxie		coconut shell Muscle		pink pony Muscle/Moxie
vodka		orange		screwdriver Muscle		coconut shell Muscle		slip 'n' slide Muscle
whiskey		lemon		whiskey sour Muscle		coconut shell Muscle		fuzzbump Muscle
rum		grapefruit		monkey wrench Mysticality		coconut shell Muscle		ocean motion Muscle/Mysticality
				swill All		little paper umbrella Mysticality		fruity girl swill Mysticality/Muscle/Moxie
tequila		orange		tequila sunrise Muscle		little paper umbrella Mysticality		ducha de oro Mysticality/Muscle
wine		soda water		wine spritzer Mysticality		little paper umbrella Mysticality		horizontal tango Mysticality
whiskey		soda water		whiskey and soda Mysticality		little paper umbrella Mysticality		roll in the hay Mysticality
gin		olive		martini Moxie		little paper umbrella Mysticality		a little sump'm sump'm Mysticality/Moxie
				swill All		magical ice cubes Moxie		blended frozen swill Moxie/Muscle/Mysticality
gin		grapefruit		salty dog Mysticality		magical ice cubes Moxie		slap and tickle Moxie/Mysticality
vodka		olive		vodka martini Moxie		magical ice cubes Moxie		rockin' wagon Moxie
rum		strawberry		strawberry daiquiri Moxie		magical ice cubes Moxie		perpendicular hula Moxie
tequila		lemon		margarita Muscle		magical ice cubes Moxie		calle de miel Moxie/Muscle
rum		banana		banana daiquiri All		little paper umbrella Mysticality		bungle in the jungle All

Basic Booze 3 Drunk 3 Adv 0 Stat		Mixer		Mixed Drink 3 Drunk 5-6 Adv 8-10 Stat		Garnish		Garnished Drink 4 Drunk 12-16 Adv 50-54/16-25 or 68-72 Stat A Little Bit Evil (10 turns)
tequila		orange		tequila sunrise Muscle		evil paper umbrella Moxie		evil ducha de oro Moxie/Muscle
wine		soda water		wine spritzer Mysticality		evil paper umbrella Moxie		evil horizontal tango Moxie
whiskey		soda water		whiskey and soda Mysticality		evil paper umbrella Moxie		evil roll in the hay Moxie
gin		olive		martini Moxie		evil paper umbrella Moxie		an evil little sump'm sump'm Moxie/Mysticality

Notes

• The skill Superhuman Cocktailcrafting allows an additional 2 cocktail accessories to be summoned each day.
• Casting this skill multiple times at once will result in each item acquisition appearing on its own line, even if you acquire 2 or more of the same item in a row, unlike other skills such as Pastamastery and Advanced Saucecrafting (which will collapse all of the messages onto a single line with a quantity indicated).
• If you have only this skill, then you can also garnish Superhuman Cocktailcrafting drinks. The base drinks themselves still require Superhuman Cocktailcrafting to make, however.

References

• Nearly all the Advanced Cocktailcrafting drink names, like a great many real-world cocktails, can be interpreted as euphemisms for sex. See horizontal tango for a discussion.