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*Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit for Gold and Platinum tiers. | *Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit for Gold and Platinum tiers. | ||
*While on a delivery, you get messages after successful combats indicating your lack of ability to find your client, or that you have finally been successful. | *While on a delivery (and only while possessing the requested drink), you get messages after successful combats indicating your lack of ability to find your client, or that you have finally been successful. | ||
:After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them. | :After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them. | ||
:You look inside <[[Hiding Places|place]]>, but there's no sign of <client> there. | :You look inside <[[Hiding Places|place]]>, but there's no sign of <client> there. |
Revision as of 21:50, 12 June 2020
Welcome, valued Guzzlr team member! Select a tier below to accept a client.
With a client in progress:
- You can abandon this client and take a different one, but that EULA you didn't read limits you to one cancellation per day.
You have completed X Bronze Tier deliveries.
You have completed X Gold Tier deliveries.
You have completed X Platinum Tier deliveries.
With Gold locked:
- Make 5 Bronze Tier deliveries to unlock Gold Tier clients!
With Platinum locked:
- Make 5 Gold Tier deliveries to unlock Platinum Tier clients!
Abandon Client |
You give up on that delivery.
Bronze Tier |
You select a Bronze Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.
<name> wants:
something
Gold Tier | [limit 3/day] |
You select a Gold Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.
<name> wants:
something
Platinum Tier | [limit 1/day] |
You select a Platinum Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.
Platinum Tier customers receive personalized Guzzlr cocktails. Premium ingredients have been dispatched.
An autonomous drone arrives almost immediately, dropping off a set of fancy cocktail fixings.
![]() | You acquire an item: Guzzlr cocktail set |
Don't take a client right now |
Maybe later.
Occurs on using your Guzzlr tablet.
Notes
- Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit for Gold and Platinum tiers.
- While on a delivery (and only while possessing the requested drink), you get messages after successful combats indicating your lack of ability to find your client, or that you have finally been successful.
- After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them.
- You look inside <place>, but there's no sign of <client> there.
- You tap a random <species> on the shoulder and ask if they're <client>, but they aren't.
- You finally manage to track down <name>.
- Clients offer rewards of Guzzlrbucks and stat points after you give them their delivery.
- Bronze tier clients offer 2-4 Guzzlrbucks and 10 of each stat.
- Gold tier clients offer 5-7 Guzzlrbucks and 50 of each stat.
- Platinum tier clients offer 20-25 Guzzlrbucks and 150 of each stat.
- Each subsequent client delivery of the day takes an increasing number of combats.
- Guzzlr shoes appear to reduce the number of combats required by 30% as long as they are equipped for the entire duration.
Delivery of the day | Combats required | Combats required with Guzzlr shoes |
---|---|---|
1 | 10 | 7 |
2 | 12 | 8 |
3 | 13 | 9 |
4 | 15 | 10 |
5 | 17 | 12 |
6 | 20 | 15 |
7 | 25 | 17 |
8+ | 34 | 25 |
- Bronze clients can ask for:
- a little sump'm sump'm
- bottle of gin
- bottle of rum
- bottle of tequila
- bottle of vodka
- bottle of whiskey
- calle de miel
- day-old beer
- ducha de oro
- fuzzbump
- horizontal tango
- margarita
- monkey wrench
- overpriced "imported" beer
- plain old beer
- perpendicular hula
- pink pony
- rockin' wagon
- salty dog
- screwdriver
- slap and tickle
- slip 'n' slide
- strawberry daiquiri
- strawberry wine
- tequila sunrise
- vodka martini
- whiskey and soda
- whiskey sour
- wine spritzer
- Gold clients can ask for:
- a little sump'm sump'm
- backwoods screwdriver
- bloody mary
- Bloody Nora
- bottle of laundry sherry
- bottle of Lieutenant Freeman
- bottle of sea wine
- Bowl of Scorpions
- Caipiranha
- cheap Chinese beer
- Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
- Crimbojito
- cup of primitive beer
- dusty bottle of Pinot Noir
- dusty bottle of Zinfandel
- electric snakebite
- elemental caipiroska
- elven cellocello
- extra-spicy bloody mary
- flask of Amontillado
- Fog Murderer
- fountain 'soda'
- gingerbread wine
- glass of drippy wine
- glass of herbal tequila
- grog
- hacked gibson
- herringcello
- hot watered rum
- iced plum wine
- junk yard
- lumbering jack
- Mad Train wine
- margarita
- martini
- melted Jell-o shot
- moonberry wine cooler
- More Humanitini than Humanitini
- Morlock's Mark Bourbon
- Murderer's Punch
- ocean motion
- painting of a glass of wine
- perfect negroni
- pink pony
- plain old beer
- premium malt liquor
- rockin' wagon
- rodeo whiskey
- roll in the hay
- Russian Ice
- salinated mint julep
- sangria
- shot of pear schnapps
- shot of rotgut
- shot of tomato schnapps
- Siberian sunrise
- Simepore slime
- Sizzling Sinner
- slimy fermented bile bladder
- slip 'n' slide
- soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini
- spooky eggnog
- strawberry wine
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
- tequila sunrise
- White Hyborian
- white lightning
- wasabi-infused sake
- yellow brick road
- Platinum clients will accept any of the following:
- Species include (the names are randomly generated from different wordbuckets):
- Alien
- Pokbov Jupfoz
- Tikbaz Sectik
- Vazfod Pelvob
- (seems to use the same naming schema as A Voting Booth
- Attorney
- Clara Mercer, Esq.
- Arlette McPherson, Esq.
- Gamer
- (Uses the GameInformPowerDailyPro Walkthru usernames)
- DiamondWarrior76
- DiamondWarrior76
- DiamondWarrior76
- DiamondWarrior76
- DiamondWarrior76
- Hobo
- Dandy "Halitosis" McDurkeee
- Jake "Rottencrotch" Westinghous
- Mickey "Curiously Dense" Nichols
- Quinn "Candy Cane" Mills
- Quinn "Poo-Gas" Nicholson
- Ralph "Dart-Hurling" Capulet
- (Uses Hobopolis Hobo names?)
- Pirate
- Comprehensive Reynaldo Chartreuse
- Extra Jack Goat
- Female Steven Rose
- Fleshy Jack Crimson
- Individual Jack Blue
- Principal Jack Lizard
- Signed Jack Pig
- Scientist
- Dr. Benny Jones
- Dr. Chip Shelton
- Dr. Jane Hale
- Dr. Patrick Simmons
- Dr. Ralph Cooke
- Skeleton
- Coccyx Salisbury
- Femur Nite
- Fibula Lennon
- Skull Hernandez
- Skull Stemple
- Sorority Orc
- Ainsli Whittingstall
- Brittni St. Cloud
- Danni Sheltonbury
- Missi Witchburn
- Staci Hillings
- Vampire
- Barnabas Ogletomb
- Cassius Bloodbane
- Gabriel Greysteam
- Lucius Burnsweat
- Remus Grodgrave
- (Uses Dreadsylvania vampire names?)
- Alien
- Each species type has a unique ending message:
- "Thank you for this delivery of entertaining hu-man fluid. Please accept this hu-man gratuity."
- "Thank you. This will help me with my... legal matters. Here, take this for your trouble."
- "Thank you. This will provide energy for my intense gaming needs. Please accept this tip."
- "Don't mind if I do! And here, don't mind if you do either."
- "Arr. Thanks. This'll set my sheets to the wind. Have a couple of pieces of eight for your trouble."
- "The reagent! At last! Thank you, here's your consultation fee."
- "Thanks! Say, you didn't happen to bring a mop, did you? No? Oh well. Oh right, here's your tip..."
- "Omigod, thank you thank you thank you! Here, here's a little something for your trouble. Byeeeee!"
- "Blah. Here."