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**[[margarita]]
**[[margarita]]
**[[monkey wrench]]
**[[monkey wrench]]
**[[ocean motion]]
**[[overpriced "imported" beer]]
**[[overpriced "imported" beer]]
**[[plain old beer]]
**[[plain old beer]]
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**[[a little sump'm sump'm]]
**[[a little sump'm sump'm]]
**[[backwoods screwdriver]]
**[[backwoods screwdriver]]
**[[beertini]]
**[[bloody mary]]
**[[bloody mary]]
**[[Bloody Nora]]
**[[Bloody Nora]]
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**[[Crimbojito]]
**[[Crimbojito]]
**[[cup of primitive beer]]
**[[cup of primitive beer]]
**[[dry martini]]
**[[dusty bottle of Pinot Noir]]
**[[dusty bottle of Pinot Noir]]
**[[dusty bottle of Zinfandel]]
**[[dusty bottle of Zinfandel]]
**[[Earth and Firewater]]
**[[electric snakebite]]
**[[electric snakebite]]
**[[elemental caipiroska]]
**[[elemental caipiroska]]
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**[[strawberry wine]]
**[[strawberry wine]]
**[[Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita]]
**[[Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita]]
**[[tankard of ale]]
**[[tequila sunrise]]
**[[tequila sunrise]]
**[[White Hyborian]]
**[[White Hyborian]]
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**[[yellow brick road]]
**[[yellow brick road]]
*Platinum clients will accept any of the following:
*Platinum clients will accept any of the following:
**[[Steamboat]]
**[[Buttery Boy]]
**[[Ghiaccio Colada]]
**[[Ghiaccio Colada]]
**[[Nog-on-the-Cob]]
**[[Nog-on-the-Cob]]
**[[Sourfinger]]
**[[Sourfinger]]
**[[Buttery Boy]]
**[[Steamboat]]
*Species include (the names are randomly generated from different wordbuckets):
*Species include (the names are randomly generated from different wordbuckets):
**Alien
**Alien

Revision as of 01:44, 13 June 2020

Guzzlr Client Selection
Guzzlr Client Selection

Welcome, valued Guzzlr team member! Select a tier below to accept a client.

With a client in progress:

You can abandon this client and take a different one, but that EULA you didn't read limits you to one cancellation per day.

You have completed X Bronze Tier deliveries.

You have completed X Gold Tier deliveries.

You have completed X Platinum Tier deliveries.

With Gold locked:

Make 5 Bronze Tier deliveries to unlock Gold Tier clients!

With Platinum locked:

Make 5 Gold Tier deliveries to unlock Platinum Tier clients!
Abandon Client

You give up on that delivery.

Bronze Tier

You select a Bronze Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.

<name> wants:

something

Gold Tier  [limit 3/day]

You select a Gold Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.

<name> wants:

something

Platinum Tier  [limit 1/day]

You select a Platinum Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.

Platinum Tier customers receive personalized Guzzlr cocktails. Premium ingredients have been dispatched.

An autonomous drone arrives almost immediately, dropping off a set of fancy cocktail fixings.

You acquire an item: Guzzlr cocktail set
Don't take a client right now

Maybe later.

Occurs on using your Guzzlr tablet.

Notes

  • Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit for Gold and Platinum tiers.
  • While on a delivery (and only while possessing the requested drink), you get messages after successful combats indicating your lack of ability to find your client, or that you have finally been successful.
After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them.
You look inside <place>, but there's no sign of <client> there.
You tap a random <species> on the shoulder and ask if they're <client>, but they aren't.
You finally manage to track down <name>.
  • Clients offer rewards of Guzzlrbucks and stat points after you give them their delivery.
    • Bronze tier clients offer 2-4 Guzzlrbucks and 10 of each stat.
    • Gold tier clients offer 5-7 Guzzlrbucks and 50 of each stat.
    • Platinum tier clients offer 20-25 Guzzlrbucks and 150 of each stat.
  • Each subsequent client delivery of the day takes an increasing number of combats.
    • Guzzlr shoes appear to reduce the number of combats required by 30% as long as they are equipped for the entire duration.
Delivery of the day Combats required Combats required with Guzzlr shoes
1 10 7
2 12 8
3 13 9
4 15 10
5 17 12
6 20 15
7 25 17
8+ 34 25

"Thank you for this delivery of entertaining hu-man fluid. Please accept this hu-man gratuity."

"Thank you. This will help me with my... legal matters. Here, take this for your trouble."

"Thank you. This will provide energy for my intense gaming needs. Please accept this tip."

"Don't mind if I do! And here, don't mind if you do either."

"Arr. Thanks. This'll set my sheets to the wind. Have a couple of pieces of eight for your trouble."

"The reagent! At last! Thank you, here's your consultation fee."

"Thanks! Say, you didn't happen to bring a mop, did you? No? Oh well. Oh right, here's your tip..."

"Omigod, thank you thank you thank you! Here, here's a little something for your trouble. Byeeeee!"

"Blah. Here."
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