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| With the introduction of the August 2011 Familiar of the Month, [[Pair of Stomping Boots]], came a method of categorizing monsters. By turning them into paste we can accurately determine the classification of most of the monsters in the kingdom. | | With the introduction of the August 2011 Familiar of the Month, [[Pair of Stomping Boots]], came a method of categorizing monsters. By turning them into paste we can accurately determine the classification of most of the monsters in the kingdom. |
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| ==[[:Category:Beasts|Beasts]]==
| | *[[:Category:Beasts|Beasts]] |
| Squish into [[beastly paste]].
| | *[[:Category:Bugs|Bugs]] |
| *[[albino bat]]
| | *[[:Category:Constellations|Constellations]] |
| *[[bar]]
| | *[[:Category:Crimbo Spirits|Crimbo]] |
| *[[baseball bat]]
| | *[[:Category:Demihumans|Demihumans]] |
| *[[beanbat]]
| | *[[:Category:Demons|Demons]] |
| *[[beelephant]]
| | *[[:Category:Elementals|Elementals]] |
| *[[black cat]]
| | *[[:Category:Fish|Fish]] |
| *[[black panther]]
| | *[[:Category:Goblins|Goblins]] |
| *[[Blooper]]
| | *[[:Category:Hippies|Hippies]] |
| *[[bugbear-in-the-box]]
| | *[[:Category:Hobos|Hobos]] |
| *[[clod hopper]]
| | *[[:Category:Humanoids|Humanoids]] |
| *[[cubist bull]]
| | *[[:Category:Horrors|Indescribable Horrors]] |
| *[[dairy goat]]
| | *[[:Category:Mer-Kin|Mer-Kin]] |
| *[[drunk goat]]
| | *[[:Category:Objects|Objects]] |
| *[[drunken rat]]
| | *[[:Category:Orcs|Orcs]] |
| *[[Evil Olive]]
| | *[[:Category:Penguins|Penguins]] |
| *[[ferocious bugbear]]
| | *[[:Category:Pirates|Pirates]] |
| *[[fire-breathing duck]]
| | *[[:Category:Plants|Plants]] |
| *[[Flock of Stab-bats]] | | *[[:Category:Slimes|Slimes]] |
| *[[fluffy bunny]]
| | *[[:Category:Weird Critters|Strange]] |
| *[[guard turtle]]
| | *[[:Category:Undead|Undead]] |
| *[[Irritating Series of Random Encounters]]
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| *[[jungle baboon]]
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| *[[Keese]]
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| *[[Knott Yeti]]
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| *[[lobsterfrogman]]
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| *[[pine bat]]
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| *[[regular old bat]]
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| *[[rotund duck]]
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| *[[sabre-toothed goat]]
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| *[[screambat]]
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| *[[skullbat]]
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| *[[sewer gator]]
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| *[[Spectral Jellyfish]]
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| *[[swamp duck]]
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| *[[Taco Cat]]
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| *[[Tektite]]
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| *[[tomb asp]]
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| *[[tomb bat]]
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| *[[tomb rat]]
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| *[[upgraded ram]]
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| *[[vicious gnauga]]
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| *[[Weremoose]]
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| *[[Weretaco]]
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| *[[XXX pr0n]]
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| *[[zombie duck]]
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| ==[[:Category:Bugs|Bugs]]==
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| Squish into [[bug paste]].
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| *[[big creepy spider]] | |
| *[[black widow]]
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| *[[cluster of angry bacteria]]
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| *[[completely different spider]]
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| *[[dodecapede]]
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| *[[giant sandworm]]
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| *[[plaque of locusts]]
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| *[[rock scorpion]]
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| *[[swarm of lowercase As]]
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| *[[swarm of scarab beatles]]
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| *[[swarm of killer bees]]
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| *[[wasp in a wig]]
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| ==[[:Category:Constellations|Constellations]]==
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| Squish into [[cosmic paste]].
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| *[[The Astronomer]]
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| *[[The Honey Pot]]
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| *[[The Little Man in the Canoe]] | |
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| ==[[:Category:Crimbo Spirits|Crimbo]]==
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| Squish into [[Crimbo paste]].
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| *[[bolt-cuttin' elf]]
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| *[[monkey wrenchin' elf]] | |
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| ==[[:Category:Demihumans|Demihumans]]==
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| Squish into [[greasy paste]].
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| *[[7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)]] | |
| *[[7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)]]
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| *[[7-Foot Dwarf Foreman]]
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| *[[A.M.C. gremlin]]
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| *[[Alphabet Giant]]
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| *[[batwinged gremlin]]
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| *[[Booze Giant]]
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| *[[C. H. U. M.]]
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| *[[drunken 7-foot dwarf]]
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| *[[Erudite gremlin]]
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| *[[Flaming Troll]]
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| *[[Furry Giant]]
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| *[[Gnollish Plungermaster]]
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| *[[Gnollish Tirejuggler]]
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| *[[Goth Giant]]
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| *[[large kobold]]
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| *[[lowercase K]]
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| *[[one-eyed Gnoll]]
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| *[[Possibility Giant]]
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| *[[Procrastination Giant]]
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| *[[Raver Giant]]
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| *[[sk8 gnome]]
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| *[[Spider gremlin]]
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| *[[Vegetable gremlin]]
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| ==[[:Category:Demons|Demons]]==
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| Squish into [[demonic paste]].
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| *[[BL Imp]]
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| *[[broodling seal]]
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| *[[CH Imp]]
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| *[[demonic icebox]]
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| *[[Demoninja]]
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| *[[Fallen Archfiend]]
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| *[[G imp]]
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| *[[Hellion]]
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| *[[hellseal guardian]]
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| *[[hellseal pup]]
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| *[[infernal seal larva]]
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| *[[infernal seal spawn]]
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| *[[inkubus]]
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| *[[L imp]]
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| *[[mother hellseal]] | |
| *[[navy seal]]
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| *[[P imp]]
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| *[[Pr Imp]]
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| *[[serialbus]]
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| *[[suckubus]]
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| *[[W imp]]
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| *[[wet seal]]
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| ==[[:Category:Elementals|Elementals]]==
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| Squish into [[elemental paste]].
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| *[[BASIC Elemental]]
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| *[[Grass Elemental]]
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| *[[Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks)]]
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| *[[Ninja Snowman (Mask)]]
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| *[[Ninja Snowman Janitor]]
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| *[[Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster]]
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| *[[Rolling stone]]
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| *[[Snow Queen]]
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| *[[Tonic water elemental]] | |
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| ==[[:Category:Fish|Fish]]==
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| Squish into [[fishy paste]].
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| *[[decent white shark]]
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| *[[fisherfish]]
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| *[[funk sole brother]] | |
| *[[giant squid]]
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| *[[octopus gardener]]
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| *[[rotten dolphin thief]]
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| *[[school of wizardfish]]
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| ==[[:Category:Goblins|Goblins]]==
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| Squish into [[goblin paste]].
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| *[[Knob Goblin Assistant Chef]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin Barbecue Team]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin Harem Girl]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin Harem Guard]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin Madam]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin Mad Scientist]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin Master Chef]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin MBA]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin Mutant]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin poseur]]
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| *[[Knob Goblin Sous Chef]]
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| *[[sleeping Knob Goblin Guard]]
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| *[[tribal goblin]]
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| *[[unemployed knob goblin]] | |
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| ==[[:Category:Hippies|Hippies]]==
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| Squish into [[hippy paste]].
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| *[[business hippy]] | |
| *[[cavewomyn hippy]]
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| *[[crusty hippy]]
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| *[[eXtreme cross-country hippy]]
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| ==[[:Category:Hobos|Hobos]]==
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| Squish into [[hobo paste]].
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| *[[drunken half-orc hobo]]
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| *[[Hobelf]]
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| *[[hung-over half-orc hobo]]
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| *[[Normal hobo]]
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| *[[rushing bum]]
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| *[[Stench hobo]] | |
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| ==[[:Category:Humanoids|Humanoids]]==
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| Squish into [[gooey paste]].
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| *[[1335 HaXx0r]]
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| *[[amateur ninja]]
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| *[[ancient insane monk]]
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| *[[angry bassist]]
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| *[[Bangyomaman Warrior]]
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| *[[blur]]
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| *[[breakdancing raver]]
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| *[[confused goth music student]]
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| *[[daft punk]]
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| *[[Drab Bard]]
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| *[[evil cultist]]
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| *[[evil spaghetti cult neophyte]]
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| *[[evil trumpet-playing mariachi]]
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| *[[oasis monster]]
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| *[[guy with a pitchfork, and his wife]]
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| *[[Knight (Snake)]]
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| *[[Primitive survivor]] | |
| *[[pygmy assault squad]]
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| *[[Quantum Mechanic]]
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| *[[Quiet Healer]]
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| *[[raging bull]]
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| *[[Spam Witch]]
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| *[[voyeuristic artist]]
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| *[[warwelf]]
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| *[[werecougar]]
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| *[[whiny survivor]]
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| *[[Wolfman]]
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| *[[your butt]]
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| ==[[:Category:Horrors|Indescribable Horrors]]==
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| Squish into [[indescribably horrible paste]].
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| *[[Anime Smiley]]
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| *[[Centurion of Sparky]]
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| *[[creepy clown]] | |
| *[[hamsterpus]]
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| *[[malevolent hair clog]]
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| *[[medusa]]
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| *[[Mind flayer]]
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| *[[mutated alielephant]]
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| *[[Portly Abomination]]
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| *[[scary clown]]
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| *[[shaky clown]]
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| *[[Spawn of Wally]]
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| ==[[:Category:Mer-Kin|Mer-Kin]]==
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| Squish into [[Mer-kin paste]].
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| * [[Mer-kin raider]] | |
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| ==[[:Category:Objects|Objects]]==
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| Squish into [[oily paste]].
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| *[[7-Foot Dwarf Replicant]]
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| *[[ancient guardian statue]]
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| *[[angry piñata]]
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| *[[animated nightstand (Mahogany)]]
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| *[[angry raccoon puppet]]
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| *[[Bad ASCII Art]]
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| *[[bookbat]]
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| *[[Brainsweeper]]
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| *[[Bread Golem]]
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| *[[BRICKO bat]]
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| *[[BRICKO elephant]]
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| *[[BRICKO octopus]]
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| *[[BRICKO ooze]]
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| *[[BRICKO oyster]]
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| *[[BRICKO python]]
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| *[[BRICKO turtle]]
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| *[[Bullet Bill]]
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| *[[Chowder Golem]]
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| *[[claw-foot bathtub]]
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| *[[crate]]
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| *[[cyborg policeman]]
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| *[[disease-in-the-box]] | |
| *[[empty suit of armor]]
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| *[[floating platter of hors d'oeuvres]]
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| *[[Fruit Golem]]
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| *[["Handyman" Jay Android]]
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| *[[industrious construct]]
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| *[[lemon-in-the-box]]
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| *[[MagiMechTech MechaMech]]
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| *[[possessed wine rack]]
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| *[[topiary golem]]
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| *[[white chocolate golem]]
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| *[[writing desk]]
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| *[[Yeast Beast]]
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| ==[[:Category:Orcs|Orcs]]==
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| Squish into [[orc paste]].
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| *[[caveman frat pledge]]
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| *[[eXtreme Orcish snowboarder]]
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| *[[eXtreme Sports Orcs]]
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| *[[Heavy Kegtank]]
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| *[[plastered frat orc]]
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| *[[Sorority Operator]] | |
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| ==[[:Category:Penguins|Penguins]]==
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| Squish into [[penguin paste]].
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| *[[Cement Cobbler Penguin]] | |
| *[[Mob Penguin hitman]]
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| ==[[:Category:Pirates|Pirates]]==
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| Squish into [[pirate paste]].
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| *[[wealthy pirate]] | |
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| ==[[:Category:Plants|Plants]]==
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| Squish into [[chlorophyll paste]].
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| *[[anglerbush]]
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| *[[annoying spooky gravy fairy]]
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| *[[blackberry bush]]
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| *[[cactuary]]
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| *[[Carnivorous Moxie Weed]]
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| *[[man-eating plant]]
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| *[[Neptune flytrap]]
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| *[[snapdragon]]
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| *[[stranglin' algae]]
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| *[[tiger-lily]]
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| *[[toilet-papered tree]] | |
| *[[triffid]]
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| ==[[:Category:Slimes|Slimes]]==
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| Squish into [[slimy paste]].
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| *[[acid blob]] | |
| *[[black pudding]]
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| *[[booth slime]]
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| *[[dairy ooze]]
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| *[[fan slime]]
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| *[[gelatinous cube]]
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| *[[Slime Tube]] monsters
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| *[[vendor slime]]
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| *[[Zol]]
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| ==[[:Category:Weird Critters|Strange]]==
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| Squish into [[strange paste]].
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| *[[Bustle in the Hedgerow]]
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| *[[Elders of the Gentle Race]]
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| *[[Mimic (Barrel)]]
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| *[[psychedelic fur]]
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| *[[talking head]]
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| *[[Urge to Stare at Your Hands]] | |
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| ==[[:Category:Undead|Undead]]==
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| Squish into [[ectoplasmic paste]]. (If you discover any more undead, please update the monster's data page, instead of this list)
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| *[[banshee librarian]]
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| *[[chalkdust wraith]]
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| *[[corpulent zobmie]]
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| *[[dirty old lihc]]
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| *[[diving belle]]
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| *[[fiendish can of asparagus]]
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| *[[gaunt ghuol]]
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| *[[ghastly organist]]
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| *[[ghost miner]]
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| *[[giant zombie goldfish]]
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| *[[gluttonous ghuol]]
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| *[[grave rober zmobie]]
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| *[[haunted soup tureen]]
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| *[[Iiti Kitty]]
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| *[[mariachi calavera]]
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| *[[modern zmobie]]
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| *[[pooltergeist]]
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| *[[possessed can of tomatoes]]
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| *[[possessed silverware drawer]]
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| *[[remains of a jilted mistress]]
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| *[[senile lihc]]
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| *[[skeletal monkey]]
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| *[[skeletal sommelier]]
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| *[[skeleton with a mop]]
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| *[[slick lihc]]
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| *[[spiny skelelton]]
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| *[[spooky mummy]]
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| *[[spooky vampire]]
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| *[[tapdancing skeleton]]
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| *[[toilet papergeist]]
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| *[[toothy sklelton]]
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| *[[undead elbow macaroni]]
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| *[[zombie chef]]
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| *[[zombie waltzers]]
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| ==Unknown== | | ==Unknown== |
| These monsters can be attacked with [[Release the Boots]], but don't squish into anything. If other mechanics involving monster types appear, these might become classifiable. | | These monsters can be attacked with [[Release the Boots]], but don't squish into anything. If other mechanics involving monster types appear, these might become classifiable. |
