Noob Cave

Noob Cave
Noob Cave
Zone Num	240
Location	Mt. Noob
Unlocks	Open by default
Recom Stat	0
Combat %	100
ML	0
Terrain	underground
Special Adventures
Lucky	None
Bad Moon	Surprising!
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The Noob Cave is located at the base of Mt. Noob.

Combat Adventures

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	Item Drops: lemon, orange, bottle of vodka, popsicle stick Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 10 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

Noncombat Adventures

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How Do I Shot Web?
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

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Glorificus Steinemus, the Ancient Wise Woman
	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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Glorificus Steinemus, the Ancient Wise Woman
	Item Drops: Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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Surprising!
	Item Drops: Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium, black kitten Note: Gives 14 Drunkenness. Note: Bad Moon only.

Retired Adventures

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Baby Ruth?
	Substat Gain: 1 Muscleboundness

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Don't Mess with the Bull
	Substat Gain: 1 Smarm

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Exactly... what you need... right now
	Substat Gain: 1 Magicalness

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Adventurer Smash!
	Substat Gain: 2 Muscleboundness

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Concentrate, Young Adventurer
	Substat Gain: 2 Magicalness Note: This adventure only occurs if you are a Pastamancer or Sauceror.

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Heyyyyyy.
	Substat Gain: 2 Smarm Note: This adventure only occurs if you are a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief.

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Eureka!
	Item Drops: pile of shiny pebbles Note: This is a one-time adventure that only occurs after you have reached the proper point in the tutorial of the game.