Prismatic Damage

Prismatic damage is a special case of elemental damage added to a weapon. An item (typically a weapon) will do prismatic elemental damage if it has an enchantment to add damage of all five elemental types. This designation does not extend to items that provide protection against all elements, only damage. "Chromatic" is sometimes used as well; a December 10, 2007 trivial update gave the grouping as "prismatic", hence its use here.

The update in question verified that prismatic items should pulverize into elemental things like wads, nuggets, and powder. Being of all elements, any is possible. However, pulverizing a prismatic item does not yield a prismatic wad.

Prismatic Bonus Damage

The table below lists everything in the game that grants prismatic damage as an enchantment, thus adding damage for all five of the standard elements to your attacks.

Source	Source Type	Damage	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
rainbow pearl ring	Accessory	40	Always		200 Mys	All Attributes +15
Boschface	Item	25	25 turns	Item loss		Obtained from Elizabeth's paintbrush
Why So Serious?	Item	25	25 turns	Item loss		Obtained from Jokester makeup +25 Damage to Hot Spells +25 Damage to Cold Spells +25 Damage to Stench Spells +25 Damage to Spooky Spells +25 Damage to Sleaze Spells
17-ball	Off-Hand Item	20	Always			An ultra rare drop Pulverizes into an ultimate wad
In a Lather	Booze	20	25 turns	500 Meat 2 Drunk	Access to A Speakeasy	Obtained from Sockdollager +40 Damage to Hot Spells +40 Damage to Cold Spells +40 Damage to Stench Spells +40 Damage to Spooky Spells +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells Ranged Damage +20 Weapon Damage +20 Weapon Damage +50% Spell Damage +40 Spell Damage +50%
Benetton's Medley of Diversity	Skill	15	Variable	50 MP	Level 15 AT	Obtained from the skill Benetton's Medley of Diversity Can only be cast 10 times per day Can be cast on other players (that are at least level 15)
	Item		20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity Does not have a level requirement, unlike the song itself
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	Shirt	15	Always		200 Mus	Superhuman Resistance to All Elements (+5)
Rainbow Bright	Spleen Item	15	10 turns	Item loss 3 Spleen	Lvl 7	Obtained from prismatic wad All Attributes +30% Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)
Yuleviathan necklace	Accessory	15	Always		40 Mys	Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
troutsers	Pants	11	Always			Moxie +50% +50% Pickpocket Chance Superhuman Resistance to All Elements (+5)
Belch the Rainbow™	Item	11Up to 11	10 turns	Item loss		Obtained from Piddles Damage is equal to your level, capped at 11
Unfortunato's foolscap	Hat	10	Always		20 Mox	Mysticality +10% -2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)
Great Wolf's left paw	Off-Hand Item	10	Always		250 Mus	+10% Chance of Critical Hit Never Fumble Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
malevolent medallion	Accessory	10	Always		150 Mys	Slime Hates It Regenerate 10-30 MP per adventure Limit of one may be equipped at a time
Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe	Outfit	10	Always		35 Mox	Effect is in addition to +2 from the wumpus-hair whip
White Dragon Fang	Weapon (1H)	9	Always		200 Mus	All Attributes +9% Regenerate 9 MP per adventure
scratch 'n' sniff sword/crossbow with scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	Weapon (1H)	9Up to 9	20 combat adventures	Item loss		Each scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker provides 3 prismatic damage, and stacks with itself Limit of 3 may be attached Each sticker lasts for 20 combats
paint palette	Off-Hand Item	8	Always		20 Mys	Grants the Paint Job combat skill
8-billed baseball cap	Hat	5	Always		85 Mox	Muscle +15% Combat initiative +30%
Altered Wavelengths	Item	5	40 turns	Item loss		Obtained from papier-mochi
Colorful Gratitude	Item	5	15 turns	Item loss		Obtained from cigar box turtle
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	5	Always		200 Mys	+11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Reduction: 11 Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11% Items from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111 & +111% Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
Corona de la Salsa	Effect	5	10 turns		Level 15	Obtained from a Mini-Sauceror while an Accordion Thief at level 15+
damage.enh	Effect	5	10025-100 turns			Obtained from Source Terminal. Starts at 25, increases to 100 with installed chips.
Elemental Flavor	Spleen Item	5	10 turns	Item loss 4 Spleen	Lvl 4	Obtained from elemental paste Also gives a stat gain
Elemental Mastery	Booze	5	5 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	None	Obtained from Firewater
			10 turns		Level 4	Obtained from Earth and Firewater
			15 turns		Level 8	Obtained from Earth, Wind and Firewater
Hand that Rocks the Ladle	Weapon (1H)	5	Always			+5 Smithsness Mysticality +X% (based on (Based on Smithsness)) Eminently Twistable Bonus for Pastamancers only
Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	Accessory	5	Always			Enchantments vary depending on configuration Also grants the KGB tranquilizer dart skill and varied other buffs/item drops
latte lovers member's mug	Off-Hand Item	5	Always		Oil paint ingredient unlocked	Must include oil paint among its current ingredients for the enchantment to take effect Enchantments can be customized at will Grants the Gulp Latte, Offer Latte to Opponent and Throw Latte on Opponent combat skills
Powder Power	Spleen Item	5	40 turns	Item loss 1 Spleen	Lvl 4	Obtained from Sachet of strange powder
Spoon Boon	Effect	5	50 turns			Obtained from the hewn moon-rune spoon equipped at rollover Muscle +10% Mysticality +10% Moxie +10% +10 damage to Hot Spells +10 damage to Cold Spells +10 damage to Stench Spells +10 damage to Spooky Spells +10 damage to Sleaze Spells So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
terra cotta tongs	Weapon (1H)	5	Always		40 Mys	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
wrought-iron waders	Pants	5	Always		40 Mox	+20% Meat from Monsters Adds an extra source of damage to Concerto de los Muertos
club of the five seasons	Weapon (1H)	5	Always		60 Mus
rainbow crossbow	Weapon (1H)	5	Always		60 Mox
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	Weapon (2H)	5	Always		35 Mus
Stupid University Diploma	Off-Hand Item	5	Always			Maximum HP +3 Maximum MP +3
The Jokester's gun	Weapon (1H)	5	Always		50 Mox	Combat Initiative +25% +50% Pants Drops from Monsters Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent
Video... Games?	Effect	5	5 turns		None	Obtained by using a defective Game Grid token +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
	Food			Item Loss 1 Full	Level 5	Obtained from bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	Weapon (1H)	4	Always			All Attributes +20% Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1) Can be upgraded with an additional enchantment Can Use the Force in combat
pair of plants	Pants	5	Always		15 Mox	+20% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
porcelain plus-fours	Pants	4	Always		40 Mox	All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP +4 +4% Chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 +4 to Familiar Weight Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
antique nutcracker beard	Accessory	3	Always		30 Mys	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit Mysticality +15%
astral shirt	Shirt	3	Always			All Attributes +10% +3 Stat(s) Per Fight
bejeweled cufflinks	Accessory	3	Always		45 Mys	Obtained from the Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game Limit of one may be equipped at a time
combat fan	Weapon (1H)	3	Always		67 Mus
immense cyborg hand	Weapon (1H)	3	Always		60 Mus	Melee Damage +5
plastic nunchaku	Weapon (2H)	3	Always		10 Mus	Combat Initiative +30%
obsidian dagger	Weapon (1H)	3	Always		10 Mus
Sword of Dark Omens	Weapon (1H)	3	Always			Spell Damage +50% All Attributes +5%
tin drum	Weapon (2H)	3	Always			Moxie +10% +1 Moxie Stats per Fight
Your Favorite Flavor	Item	3	5 turns	Item loss		Obtained from mystery lollipop
tie-dyed fannypack	Accessory	2	Always		10 Mys	+10% Item Drops from Monsters
All Glory To the Toad	Item	2	10 turns	Item loss		Obtained from colorful toad
autocalliope	Weapon (2H)	2	Always		50 Mox	Bonus for Accordion Thieves only
Loathing Legion double prism	Weapon (1H)	2	Always			Can be folded into numerous other items
painted shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	2	Always		45 Mus	Damage Reduction: 7 All Attributes +3
pirate radio ring	Accessory	2	Always			Spell Damage +15%
Tasting the Rainbow	Item	2	5 turns	Item loss		Obtained from rainbow jellybean
tiny plastic fax machine	Accessory	2	Always
wumpus-hair whip	Weapon (1H)	2	Always
First Post shirt - Cir Senam	Shirt	1	Always			+15 to Monster Level +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped +??% MMG Luck
yohohoyo	Weapon (1H)	1	Always		65 Mox	+5% chance of Critical Hit
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	Accessory	1	Always
tiny plastic Crimbomination	Accessory	1	Always
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	Accessory	1	Always			Weapon Damage +5
shamanic beads	Accessory	1	Always		47 Mys	Spell Damage +10
Frosty the Hitman	Item	0-2	10 turns	Item loss		Obtained from disintegrating sheet music
Cinco Elementos	Booze	Variable	5 turns	Item loss 3 Drunk		Obtained from Cinco Mayo Lager Damage is equal to 5 times the number of remaining adventures of the effect, capped at 500 turns (or 2500 prismatic damage)
Ultracolor™ shirt	Shirt	Variable	Always			Damage is the number of active effects you have, not counting intrinsic effects Timers add to damage dealt but not displayed

Prismatic Combat Damage

The table below lists all abilities and items in the game that deal prismatic damage during combat (whether active or passive), with the damage noted being applied to all five of the standard elements.

Source	Source Type	Damage	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
rainbow bomb	Combat Item	20-30	Single use	Item loss		Also does 20-30 physical damage.
death blossom	Combat Item	20-25	Single use	Item loss
painted turtle	Combat Item	10-20	Single use	Item loss		Can also be used to make a painted shield
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder with a folder (rainbow unicorn)	Accessory	10-20	Always			The damage is dealt upon being attacked by an enemy The Folder Holder can contain up to three folders. Folders are destroyed when replaced.
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	Combat Item	8-10	Single use	Item loss		Additionally deals 30-40 physical damage
Paint Job	Skill	8	Single instance per cast		paint palette is equipped	Usable once per fight
paint bomb	Combat Item	5-10	Single use	Item loss		Additionally deals 5-10 prismatic damage every round
Rainbow	Skill	6-7	Single instance per cast	3 drops of Rain	Must be in Heavy Rains
groovy prism necklace	Accessory	5	Always		60 Mys	Only does damage when player is hit by the monster Limit of one may be equipped at a time
Crown of Thrones or Buddy Bjorn with Frumious Bandersnatch enthroned	Hat / Back	2-4	33% chance each round			+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
warbear laser beacon	Accessory	Variable	Always		Disco Bandit	Deals 3 x (1 + Disco Momentum) Prismatic Damage to monsters each round Limit of one may be equipped at a time
Flash Headlight	Skill	Variable	Single instance per cast	15 MP	Must be AoSP & Have Party Bulb upgrade	Deals 0.2*(Buffed Moxie) Prismatic Damage per cast Also staggers the target Usable once per fight
Paraffin Prism	Skill	Variable	Single instance per cast		at least one Paraffinalia item is equipped	Deals X prismatic damage, where X scales to the number of Paraffinalia items equipped Usable once per fight
Sing Along	Skill	Variable	Single instance per cast		SongBoom™ BoomBox set to These Fists Were Made for Punchin	Deals (Level) Prismatic Damage Passively grants +1 Weapon Damage per Level Usable once per fight
Storm of the Scarab	Skill	Variable	Single instance per cast	8 MP	Must be Actually Ed	Deals 0.1*(Buffed Mysticality) Prismatic Damage per cast Bonus Spell Damage is applied to each element separately
d8	Combat Item	Variable	Single use	Item loss		Damage is based on d8 rolls, with the number of dice being (<level>+1)/3, rounded up. Each element is rolled separately.
Mu	Familiar	Variable	Variable			Deals (weight/6) to (weight/3) in damage for each element Attack rate is determined by weight Also gives elemental resistances based on weight like an Exotic Parrot