The Rogue Windmill

The Rogue Windmill
The Rogue Windmill
Zone Num	153
Location	The Worm Wood
Unlocks	With the Absinthe-Minded effect active
Recom Stat	0
Combat %	?
ML	scales, but caps at 125
Terrain	indoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	none
Turtle	Even Tamer Than Usual
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The Rogue Windmill is found in The Worm Wood, which is only accessible with the Absinthe-Minded effect.

Combat Adventures

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master of ceremonies -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: escargotsicle, Rogue Windmill Rougem Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats (Max 125) • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats (Max 31.25) • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats (Max 132) Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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sensitive poet-type -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: sensitive poetry journal, A muse-bouchem Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats (Max 125) • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats (Max 31.25) • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats (Max 132) Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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courtesan -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of realpagne Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats (Max 125) • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats (Max 31.25) • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats (Max 132) Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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voyeuristic artist -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Bohemian rhapsody Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats (Max 125) • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats (Max 31.25) • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats (Max 132) Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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can-can dancer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: can-can-in-a-can Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats (Max 125) • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats (Max 31.25) • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats (Max 132) Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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La Vie Boheme
	Check out the restrooms: Gain 80-100 HP and acquire 5 turns of the Rat-Faced effect Check out the roof: Fight sensitive poet-type Check the upstairs apartment: Gain approx. 1*mainstat Cheek (maximum 150)

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Backstage at the Rogue Windmill
	Pitch yourself up the stairs: With Bats in the Belfry, acquire 5 turns of the No Vertigo effect, else nothing Pitch in and help: Gain approx. 1*mainstat Beefiness (maximum 150) Pitch yourself into showbusiness: With Spirit of Alph, acquire 5 turns of the Dancing Prowess effect, else nothing

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Up in the Hippo Room
	Chat with the smokers: With Good with the Ladies, acquire a Can-Can skirt, else fight can-can dancer Chat with the jokers: With Feelin' Philosophical, acquire a not-a-pipe, else nothing Chat with the midnight tokers: Gain approx. 1*mainstat Wizardliness (maximum 150)

References

• The name of this location references Moulin Rouge (lit. "the red windmill"), a famous cabaret near Montmartre in Paris that many self-styled "Bohemians" made their home. The misspelling "rogue" is a mockery of the misspelling usually made in the opposite direction by overexcited RPG newbies anxious to describe their thief-like character's activities.
• The choices in the "Up in the Hippo Room" adventure are a reference to the song "The Joker" by The Steve Miller Band.