Thwaitgold protozoa statuette

Thwaitgold protozoa statuette

This is a tiny statue of a simple life form made from Thwaitgold, the hilariousest substance known to man. Thankfully, Thwaitgold is not a self-replicating nanohazard, because otherwise everything would get too funny and nobody would get any work done.

Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: Thwaitgold protozoa statuettes)

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Item number: 10894
Description ID: 575626986
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Obtained From

Ascension Reward

Dropped by The Naughty Sorceress (3) in a Grey You run.

References

• Thwaitgold refers to Bobcat Goldthwait, a comedian.

Notes

• Was set as unimplemented until 2022/05/16.

Collection

• 🥇: gianterq (#1191948) - 833
• 🥈: zincaito (#2125208) - 788
• 🥉: Irrat (#3469406) - 783
• #4: JetBlack525 (#251863) - 580
• #5: frazazel (#422389) - 434
• #6: Erathaol (#2326779) - 291
• #7: Zasqdddas (#1236476) - 279
• #8: BigLebowski1 (#3566581) - 241
• #9: Chartreusenator (#3465823) - 225
• #10: zarefore (#1063242) - 196

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