Dry noodle guide

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Dry noodle cooking can be broken down into several types: basic, saucy, meins, lasagnas, and wontons.

Basic Dry Noodle

The most basic pasta dishes only require pastamastery to create, offering quick and easy access to solid food options by cooking dry noodles with one other ingredient. These all take only 1 adventure to cook (without the chef-in-the-box or another method of free crafting). Although these are generally weaker than more advanced dishes, those also require more skills, adventures and resources to cook. This makes these dishes perfect for aspiring adventurers with few to no skills learned, ensuring reasonable adventure and substat gains for little investment. They are primarily Good quality food dishes, while the best three dishes with the highest level requirements are Awesome quality.

Food name	Ingredient	Adventure Gain	Stat Gain	Fullness	Level
agnolotti arboli	pestopiary	18-22	25-30 Mysteriousness	5	9
bätzle	bat wing	10-14	20-30 Roguishness	4	4
boring spaghetti	tomato	10-14	20-25 Mysteriousness	4	5
crudles	bubblin' crude	18-22	25-30 Fortitude	5	9
delicious noodles	herbs	6-9	19-23 Roguishness	3	3
delicious spicy noodles	secret blend of herbs and spices	9-11	29-33 Mysteriousness	3	5
fusilli marrownarrow	succulent marrow	16-19	20-30 Fortitude	5	7
ghuol guolash	ghuol ears	16-19	20-30 Mysteriousness	5	1
Knob stroganoff	Knob mushroom	10-14	20-25 Roguishness	4	5
Knob stuffed shells	Knob sausage	10-14	20-25 Fortitude	4	5
menudo ravioli	batgut	10-14	20-30 Fortitude	4	4
painful penne pasta	jabañero pepper	7-9	15-20 Fortitude, lose 20-23 HP	3	3
pr0n m4nic0tti	pr0n legs	10-12	28-32 Roguishness	4	3
ratini	rat appendix	10-14	20-30 Mysteriousness	4	4
ravioli della hippy	wad of tofu	6-9	19-23 Mysteriousness	3	3
spaghetti with ghost balls	ectoplasmic orbs	18-22	25-30 Roguishness	5	9
spicy noodles	spices	7-11	-	3	4
suggestive strozzapreti	salacious crumbs	16-19	20-30 Roguishness	5	7

The 4 fullness dishes primarily have ingredients easily found in early locations such as The Bat Hole and Cobb's Knob, making them easy to access early on. They give an average of 12 adventures (3 per fullness), and offer 20-30 substats in a targeted stat per dish consumed. Covering 12 of one's typical 15 fullness, one will need some other foods or a smaller pasta dish to supplement this diet. Interestingly, the dishes with a lower level requirement are the ones with slightly better substat yields (20-30 vs 20-25). The one exception of these, pr0n m4nic0tti, is an old recipe made from an ingredient only obtainable after completing the level 9 quest, and offers slightly worse adventure yields than the other comparable pasta dishes listed here.

The better basic pasta dishes are cooked with ingredients found during the level 7 and level 9 quests, and at 5 fullness, three of these can fully cover your diet for the day. Pasta cooked with ingredients found from The Cyrpt yield 16-19 adventures (3.5 adventures per fullness) and 20-30 substats gains for a targeted stat, while pasta that uses ingredients from The Highlands yield 18-22 adventures (4 adventure per fullness) and 25-30 substats gains for one stat. An interesting exception is the ghuol guolash, which can be potentially obtained directly from the gluttonous ghuol in The Cyrpt without the need to cook them, or even have Pastamastery at all.

The 3 fullness noodles are largely old & defunct recipes, offering mediocre adventures & stat gains (often less than 3 adventures per fullness), while having primary ingredients that are generally out of the way and inconvenient to obtain. While a couple dishes like delicious noodles and painful penne pasta have ingredients easily acquired from npc stores, their gains remain inferior to more recently implemented dishes, from which the ingredients are likely to be obtained while questing anyway.

Reagent Dishes

There are a variety of saucey noodle dishes that can be made, the ingredients for most come from a variety of adventuring location, of varying stats as well as availability. They will all require 2 adventures to cook (without the chef-in-the-box or another method of free crafting).

As these are all saucy foods, they benefit from the Saucemaven skill; with this skill learned, they will yield an additional 5 adventures as a Pastamancer or Sauceror, while other classes will get an additional 3 adventures.

Food name	Base food item	Sauce name	Adventure Gain	Stat Gain	Fullness	Level
devil hair pasta	hot wing	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	11-14	13 Strongness 13 Wizardliness 13 Sarcasm	4	6
fettucini Inconnu	goat cheese	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	17-20	25-30 Wizardliness	5	8
gnocchetti di Nietzsche	Knob mushroom	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	22-27	47-52 Wizardliness	6	6
Hell ramen	hellion cube	Hell broth	11-14	13 Strongness 13 Wizardliness 13 Sarcasm 20-29 Meat	4	6
haunted Hell ramen	Hell ramen	ghostly ectoplasm	13-16	37 Strongness 37 Wizardliness 37 Sarcasm 20-24 Meat 20 turns of Haunted Stomach	4	6
linguini immondizia bianco	Mountain Stream soda	Mountain Stream gastrique	17-20	25-30 Sarcasm	5	8
shells a la shellfish	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	oyster sauce	17-20	25-30 Strongness	5	8
spagecialetti	pink slime	Special™ Sauce	11-14	13 Strongness 13 Wizardliness 13 Sarcasm	4	6
spaghetti con calaveras	marzipan skull	Salsa de las Epocas	22-27	47-52 Strongness	6	6
spaghetti with Skullheads	Knob sausage	sauce of the ages	22-27	47-52 Strongness	6	6

The 4 fullness dishes are made with ingredients found in the Copse of the Deep Fat Friars, and are easiest to acquire thanks to their convenience. They offer low, balanced stat gains but the lowest adventure gains (3.125 per fullness).

The 5 fullness dishes are made with ingredients from Mt. McLargeHuge. They offer medium stat gains towards a single stat and moderate adventure gains (3.7 per fullness), but the ingredients are available somewhat later and generally aren't convenient to acquire (particularly since any goat cheese is likely used for the Mt. McLargeHuge Quest). Three of these will fill your stomach with ease (four with Stomach of Steel).

There are some 6 fullness dishes that have somewhat unusual availability (primarily Cobb's Knob Kitchens, which is rather out of the way), but offer the strongest stat and adventure gains (4.08 per fullness) with a fairly low level requirement. Those with access to the Degrassi Knoll Mushroom Fields can grow multiple Knob mushrooms by the second day of an ascension, offering a convenient way to cook one of the two dishes en mass. You will need other foods to supplement this diet, however, due to the inevitable leftover stomach space.

One exception is the spaghetti con calaveras, which has the same yields as the other 6 fullness dishes, but requires learning the recipe from the April Shower. Those with access to the Gno-Mart can purchase a marzipan skull to cook this with relative ease.

Another exception is the haunted Hell ramen, an improved Hell ramen that also provides a useful buff. Those with access to the Daily Loathing Ballot are sometimes able to fight the angry ghosts that drop the necessary ghostly ectoplasm to make this dish.

Lo meins

Lo Mein	Stir-Fry	Ingredient	Adventures	Stat gains	Fullness
asparagus lo mein	asparagus stir-fry	stalk of asparagus	10-14	10-14 Beefiness 10-14 Magicalness.	3
Knob lo mein	Knob stir-fry	Knob mushroom	15-19	30-34 Magicalness	4
Knoll lo mein	Knoll stir-fry	Knoll mushroom	15-19	30-34 Beefiness	4
olive lo mein	olive stir-fry	olive	10-14	10-14 Beefiness 10-14 Roguishness	3
spooky lo mein	spooky stir-fry	spooky mushroom	15-19	30-34 Roguishness	4

Lo meins are the lower tier of the two meins. They can be cooked using Pastamastery by cooking dry noodles with a first-tier stir fry (the base ingredient cooked with a secret blend of herbs and spices). With access to the Mushroom Fields, the mushroom lo meins are superior to most non-savory pasta dishes, especially since the mushrooms only cost 30-50 meat (and a day). It does, however, require two adventures to cook instead of one (without the chef-in-the-box or another method of free crafting), as well as access to spices for the base stir-fry.

Scrumdiddlyumptious Noodles

Noodles in this category technically require savory dry noodles, which includes MSG. They require sauces made with the Way of Sauce skill and bottles of scrumdiddlyumptious solution and will require Transcendental Noodlecraft to complete.

As these are all saucy foods, they benefit from the Saucemaven skill; with this skill learned, they will yield an additional 5 adventures as a Pastamancer or Sauceror, while other classes will get an additional 3 adventures.

Food name	Base food item	Sauce name	Adventure Gain	Stat gain	Fullness	Level
turkish mostaccioli	giant turkey leg	good gravy	19-22	35-40 Fortitude	5	10
libertagliatelle	open sauce	Salsa Libre	19-22	35-40 Wizardliness	5	10
linguini of the sea	stolen sushi	illicit fish sauce	19-22	35-40 Chutzpah	5	10
Fettris	imitation White Russian	Alexy sauce	20-23	40-45 Fortitude	5	11
fusillocybin	colorful toad	rainbow sauce	20-23	40-45 Wizardliness	5	11
prescription noodles	pill cup	drug cocktail sauce	20-23	40-45 Chutzpah	5	11

Scrumdiddlyumptious Noodles replaced chow mein as an intermediate noodle between lo mein and hi mein. Although they require 3 adventures to cook (without the chef-in-the-box or another method of free crafting), the primary ingredients are readily available within The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky and The Hidden City (both of which are relevant to Council of Loathing quests). This makes them a viable late-game food option for Pastamancers, Saucerors and Accordion Thieves (due to their access to Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery) in a Hardcore ascension, particularly within Standard restrictions.

Hi meins

Hi Mein	Base Sauce	Pulverize a... (Lvl available)	Adventures	Muscle	Mysticality	Moxie	Fullness
cold hi mein	cold and sour sauce	frozen nunchaku (8)	24-27	70-75	30-35	15-20	5
hot hi mein	hot and sour sauce	demon buckler (6)	24-27	70-75	15-20	30-35	5
sleazy hi mein	sleazy and sour sauce	buffalo blade (6)	24-27	25-30	25-30	70-75	5
spooky hi mein	spooky and sour sauce	spiked femur (6)	24-27	15-20	70-75	30-35	5
stinky hi mein	stench and sour sauce	lihc face (7)	24-27	30-35	70-75	15-20	5

Hi meins are an improved type of savory pasta. They are created by cooking elemental sour sauces with savory dry noodles. The skill Transcendental Noodlecraft and the item MSG are required to create savory dry noodles. The Way of Sauce is required to make the elemental sour sauces. You must be able to Pulverize equipment to get half of the ingredients for the elemental sour sauces, or buy them at the mall which means being out of Ronin.

As these are all saucy foods, they benefit from the Saucemaven skill; with this skill learned, they will yield an additional 5 adventures as a Pastamancer or Sauceror, while other classes will get an additional 3 adventures.

There are several disadvantages to hi meins that offset their advantages. Access to The Malus of Forethought is only available to Muscle classes, while MSG can only be bought by Mysticality classes or Accordion Thieves. Additionally, hi meins all have a level requirement of 12, making them solidly an aftercore food. Players who remain in Hardcore despite being over level 12, perhaps for PvP, will find themselves unable to craft them at all, unless they happen to be Turtle Tamers willing to enter Hobopolis to tame some boxcar turtles.

Lasagnas

Lasagna	Base Food	Seasoning	Casserole	Adventures	Stat Gains	Fullness
gnat lasagna	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	ancient spice	gnatloaf casserole	12-16	45-55 Fortitude	3
long pork lasagna	long pork	black pepper	long pork casserole	12-16	45-55 Magicalness	3
fishy fish lasagna	displaced fish	dehydrated caviar	fishy fish casserole	12-16	45-55 Sarcasm	3

Lasagnas (on their own) are slightly less effective than scrumdiddlyumptious noodles and they can not be eaten until level 10. Lasagnas only require 2 ingredients, compared to the 4 needed for scrumdiddlyumptious noodles (including the need for savory dry noodles). However, each lasagna includes ingredients not available until level 11.

Lasagna grants an extra 5 adventures (increased to 17-21) if the Gar-ish effect is active (except on Mondays).

Wontons

Wonton	McMillicancuddy Item	Base Food	Food	Adventures	Stats	Adv/Full	Fullness	Level
sausage wonton	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	frat brats	beer basted brat	12-18	50-80 Fortitude, 20-30 Magicalness, 20-30 Sarcasm	5	3	12
tofu wonton	megatofu	mixed wildflower greens	super salad	11-18	20-30 Fortitude, 50-80 Magicalness, 20-30 Sarcasm	4.83	3	12

Each wonton requires an ingredient available only after completing the Defowl the Farm quest during level 12 and either visiting the farm or obtaining an instant rations kit. The sausage wonton, which is comparable to a chow mein, is slightly better than the tofu wonton, which is comparable with the lasagna. As with the lasagna, they only require 2 ingredients, and may be more helpful in Aftercore than a regular run.

Obsolete Items

This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.

The items below used to be part of the noodle strategy before being removed from the game.

Chow mein

Food name	Stir-fry	Protein	Adventures	Stat Gains	Fullness
tofu chow mein	asparagus stir-fry	wad of tofu	11-19	18-22 Fortitude 20-25 Magicalness	3
pr0n chow mein	olive stir-fry	pr0n legs	16-24	20-26 Fortitude 20-26 Sarcasm	4
Knob sausage chow mein	Knoll stir-fry	Knob sausage	21-28	72-76 Fortitude	5
bat wing chow mein	Knob stir-fry	bat wing	21-28	70-75 Magicalness	5
rat appendix chow mein	spooky stir-fry	rat appendix	21-28	70-75 Sarcasm	5

The chow mein dishes were some of the best foods in the Kingdom. They all required a secret blend of herbs and spices, dry noodles, MSG and one or two other ingredients. You needed Pastamastery to summon the dry noodles and Transcendental Noodlecraft to create chow mein. Generally, the tofu and pr0n chow meins were considered separate from the other chow meins, due to their lower fullness, lower stat boosts, and irregular recipes.

On July 7, 2015, all chow mein dishes were replaced with simpler items.