HP Regeneration

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Below is a list of all of things that passively regenerate HP in the game. Passive regeneration occurs after every adventure spent, regardless of whether the adventure was combat, non-combat, or spent crafting. See also MP Regeneration and HP Restorers.

Source	Source Type	HP Gain	When Usable	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Broken Heart	Effect	Varies	Each Turn	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from love song of vague ambiguity If X (max 20) is the number of turns remaining: Muscle +X Regenerate X HP per Adventure
Hodgman's cane	Off-Hand Item	Varies	Combat	Always		200 Mys	Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration at a ratio of 1 point of power to 0.25 to 0.33 points of restoration
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	Off-Hand Item	Varies	Combat	Always		200 Mys	Converts Hobo Power to HP and MP Regeneration at a ratio of 1 point of power to 0.25 to 0.33 points of restoration
Well-preserved	Item	150-200	Each Turn	10 turns	Item Loss	200 Mys	Obtained by using a warm El Vibrato drone
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	30-60	Each Turn	Always			With an Alice's Army Foil Cleric inserted
nurse's hat	Hat	30-60	Each Turn	Always		85 Mox	Maximum HP +300 Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
spongy shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	20-50	Each Turn	Always		95 Mus	Damage Reduction: +14 Muscle +10% Damage Absorption +50
shark jumper	Shirt	20-40	Each Turn	Always		85 Mus	Serious Resistance to All Elements
slime-covered greaves	Pants	20-40	Each Turn	Always		200 Mox	So-So Slime Resistance -10% Combat Initiative
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	15-30	Each Turn	Always			With an Alice's Army Foil Nurse inserted
Garter of the Turtle Poacher	Accessory	20-25	Each Turn	Always		45 Mus	Muscle +11 Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones Bonus for Turtle Tamers only You may not equip more than one
Uncle Hobo's highest bough	Weapon (1H)	15-30	Each Turn	Always		200 Mus	Muscle +15% Regenerate 15-30 MP per adventure
vinyl boots	Accessory	15-30	Each Turn	Always		85 Mox	Moxie +15% for females (-15% for males) Bonus Weapon Damage +10% May not equip more than one
hardened slime belt	Accessory	10-30	Each Turn	Always		200 Mys	Regenerate 10-30 MP per adventure Serious Resistance to All Elements Mysticality +20%
shapeless wide-brimmed hat	Hat	15-20	Each Turn	Always		200 Mox	Regenerate 15-20 MP per adventure Mysticality +5%
sinister demon mask	Hat	15-20	Each Turn	Always		35 Mox	+25 Spooky Damage +25% Food Drops From Monsters
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	10-20	Each Turn	Always			With an Alice's Army Cleric inserted
Extra Terrestrial	Adventure	10-20	Each Turn	20 turns	12 Adventures	None	Obtained from Path of the Mole Restore 10-20 MP per Adventure
fudgecycle	Accessory	10-20	Each Turn	Always		85 Mys	Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure +7 Extra Rollover Adventures +100% Candy from Monsters
heart of the volcano	Accessory	10-20	Each Turn	Always		50 Mys	Regenerate 2-5 MP per Adventure
letterman's jacket	Shirt	10-20	Each Turn	Always		200 Mus	Slight Slime Resistance All Attributes +10%
Mer-kin breastplate	Shirt	10-20	Each Turn	Always		85 Mus, Torso Awaregness	Damage Absorption +40
Mer-kin roundshield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10-20	Each Turn	Always		85 Mus	Damage Reduction: 18 Damage Absorption +40
Stimulated Body	Item	10-20	Each Turn	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from physiostim pill
slime-covered lantern	Off-Hand Item	10-15	Each Turn	Always		200 Mys	So-So Slime Resistance Maximum HP +50 Maximum MP +50 Regenerate 10-15 MP per Adventure
square sponge pants	Pants	10-15	Each Turn	Always		85 Mox	Regenerate 10-15 MP per Adventure Moxie +10% Damage Absorption +30
vampire pearl necklace	Accessory	6-18	Each Turn	Always		35 Mys	May not equip more than one
Operation Patriot Shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10-12	Each Turn	Always		None	Bonus for Seal Clubbers & Turtle Tamers only +3 Stat Gains from Fights Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 Damage Reduction: +1 per level Class-specific enchantments Can be thrown in combat Cannot equip in Hardcore
pilgrim shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	10-12	Each Turn	Always		None	Maximum HP +30 Weapon Damage +15 +3 Stat Gains from Fights Weapon Drops +50% Damage Reduction: +1 per level Cannot equip in Hardcore
plexiglass pith helmet	Hat	10-12	Each Turn	Always		75 Mox	+5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-12 MP per Adventure Muscle +30% TT's HCO reward
Fit To Be Tide	Summoning Chamber	5-16	Each Turn	30 turns	Item Loss	Level 11	Regenerate 5-16 MP per adventure
snailmail hauberk	Shirt	6-14	Each Turn	Always		67 Mus, Torso Awaregness Turtle Tamer class, if in HC	Damage Absorption +60 Regenerate 6-14 MP per adventure
Staff of the Scummy Sink	Weapon (1H)	8-10	Each Turn	Always		125 Mys	Spell Damage +150% Sleaze spell damage +20 Slime Hates It
Bloodstain-Resistant	Effect	8-10	Each Turn	20 turns		None	Obtained from bloodstain stick
Gaze of the Volcano God	Effect (Intrinsic)	8-10	Each Turn	Always		None	Obtained from Juju Mojo Mask after casting a non-spell combat skill Weapon Damage +50% +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Lost if Wrath of the Volcano God is used in combat or mask unequipped
turtlemail hauberk	Shirt	6-12	Each Turn	Always		25 Mus	Damage Absorption +30
gauze shorts	Pants	6-10	Each Turn	Always		70 Mox	Damage Reduction: +3
hippy medical kit	Accessory	6-10	Each Turn	Always		72 Mys	Mysticality +10 May not equip more than one
card sleeve	Off-Hand Item	5-10	Each Turn	Always			With an Alice's Army Nurse inserted
Cringle's Curative Carol	AT Buff	5-10	Each Turn	5-20 turns		None
Extra-Thick Blood	Item	5-10	Each Turn	100 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from red blood cells
frozen seal spine	Weapon (1H)	5-10	Each Turn	Always		55 Mus	Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure +20 Cold Damage Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
red book	Off-Hand Item	5-10	Each Turn	Always		60 Mys	Spell Damage +20
Red Fox glove	Accessory	5-10	Each Turn	Always		50 Mys	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Regular Attacks Can't Miss
Sausage Festive	Food	5-10	Each Turn	20 turns	Item Loss; 1 Full	None	Obtained from festive sausage Regenerate 5-10 MP per battle
sealhide leggings	Pants	5-10	Each Turn	Always		65 Mox
super-sweet boom box	Weapon (1H)	5-10	Each Turn	Always		75 Mox	All Attributes +20% Regenerate 5-10 MP Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
Bling of the New Wave	Accessory	5-9	Each Turn	Always		45 Mox	Moxie +11 Regenerate 5-9 MP 1 Additional Pickpocket per day Bonus for Disco Bandits only You may not equip more than one
mysterious silver lapel pin	Accessory	5-9	Each Turn	Always			+5% Meat from Monsters You may not equip more than one
streetfighting champion's belt	Accessory	6-8	Each Turn	Always		35 Mus	Maximum HP/MP +40 Regenerate 6-8 MP 3x chance of Critical Hit
padded tortoise	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	4-8	Each Turn	Always		35 Mys	Damage Absorption +20 Damage Reduction 6
paperclip cape	Back Item	5-7	Each Turn	Always		75 Mys	Part of the Paperclippery outfit Regenerate 5-7 MP per adventure
Misty Cloak	Back Item	4-8	Each Turn	Always		75 Mus	Muscle +5
vampire pearl ring	Accessory	2-10	Each Turn	Always		35 Mys	Regenerate 2-10 MP per adventure May not equip more than one
Heart of Orange	Item	5-6	Each Turn	10 turns	Item Loss		All Attributes +3 +5 Hot Damage +5 Damage to Hot Spells Regenerate 5-6 MP per Adventure
hilarious comedy prop	Weapon (1H)	4-6	Each Turn	Always			Regenerate 4-6 MP Quest item
Tuesday's ruby	Off-Hand Item	3-7	Each Turn	Always		45 Mys	Enchantment varies by day: +5% Meat from Monsters (Sundays) Muscle +5% (Mondays) Regenerate 3-7 MP per Adventure (Tuesdays) Mysticality +5% (Wednesdays) +5% Items from Monsters (Thursdays) Moxie +5% (Fridays) Regenerate 3-7 HP per Adventure (Saturdays)
Whatsian Ionic Pliers	Off-Hand Item	3-5	Each Turn	Always		None	Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
wumpus-hair loincloth	Pants	2-8	Each Turn	Always		35 Mox	Regenerate 2-8 MP per adventure So-So Cold Resistance Combat Initiative -10% Part of the Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe
Corruption of Wretched Wally	Item	3-5	Each Turn	10 turns	Item Loss		+3 Muscle +3 Weapon Damage Obtained from tainted seal's blood
helm of the white knight	Hat	2-5	Each Turn	Always		15 Mox	Part of the Knight's Armor outfit Regenerate 2-5 MP per Adventure Slight Resistance to All Elements
Less Vincible	Item	2-5	Each Turn	5 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained from resting with a black-and-blue light
Misty Cape	Back Item	2-4	Each Turn	Always		75 Mox	Moxie +5 Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure
filigreed hamethyst ring	Accessory	2-4	Each Turn	Always		40 Mys	Muscle +12 Maximum HP +25 May not equip more than one
hamethyst ring	Accessory	2-4	Each Turn	Always		10 Mys	Muscle +5 Maximum HP +10 May not equip more than one
Papier-masque	Accessory	2-4	Each Turn	Always		20 Mys	Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Spell Damage +10 May not equip more than one
Grass Guise	Outfit	2-3	Each Turn	Always		25 Mus 25 Mox
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	Accessory	2-4	Each Turn	Always		None	Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Maximum HP +20 Maximum MP +20 May not equip more than one
cane-mail pants	Pants	1-4	Each Turn	Always		None	All Attributes +10% Regenerate 1-4 MP per Adventure +4 Extra PvP Fights
Voluminous Radio Pants	Pants	0-5	Each Turn	Always		60 Mys	Part of the Primitive Radio Duds
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	Weapon (2H)	1-3	Each Turn	Always		None	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 Regenerate 1-3 MP per Adventure Cannot equip in Hardcore
Fortitude of the Muskox	SC passive skill	1-2	Each Turn	Always		None
porquoise ring	Accessory	1-2	Each Turn	Always		10 Mys	Moxie +5 Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
pulled porquoise ring	Accessory	1-2	Each Turn	Always		40 Mys	Moxie +11 Maximum HP +15 Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 1-2 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	Accessory	1-2	Each Turn	Always		None	Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	Accessory	1-2	Each Turn	Always		None	Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure

HP Recoverers

Note: An effect or item that lists "Recovers HP" as an enchantment is passive, but requires a win in combat to trigger.

Source	Source Type	HP Gain	When Usable	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Antarctic Memories	Item	40	Each Turn	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from glimmering penguin feather Restore 40 MP Restores after each battle
Black Tongue	Item	20	Each Turn	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a black snowcone Restore 20 MP Restores after each battle +30% Items from Monsters +5 to Familiar Weight +3 Stat Gains from Fights +30% Meat from Monsters
Blessing of Squirtlcthulli	The Hidden City	8-10	Each Turn	20 turns	Item Loss	Level 11	Recovers 8-10 MP per adventure
Chock Full o' Nanites	Food/Booze	10	Each Turn	20 turns	Item Loss; 1-3 Full or 3 Drunk	None/Level 1-4	Obtained from nanite-infested fruitcake, nanite-infested candy cane, nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear, or nanite-infested eggnog Restores after battle Recovers 10 MP after battle Damage Absorption +50 Bonus Weapon Damage +20
CSA fire-starting kit	Item	3-5	Non-combat	After Combat Adv	Item Loss	None	Recovers 3-5 MP per adventure Must choose "use the lighter" when prompted Lasts until rollover
El Vibrato Relics	Outfit	16-20 per REPAIR charge	Each Turn	Always		200 Mus 200 Mox	Restores after each battle Up to ten charges possible
Festive Radiation	Food/Booze	10	Each Turn	10 turns	Item Loss; 3 Drunk or 1 Full	None	Obtained from oozenog, gingerbread mutant bugbear, irradiated candy cane Restores after battle Recovers 10 MP per battle obtained from consuming Crimbo 2008 items. All Attributes +5%
little parachute guy	Item	10-20	Combat	1 turn	Item Loss (sometimes)		Activates at end of combat Recovers 10-20 MP Item may be regained at end of combat
Purple Tongue	Item	20	Each Turn	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from a purple snowcone Restore 20 MP Restores after each battle
The Real Deal	Booze	20	Each Turn	10 turns	Item Loss, 2 Drunk	None	Restore 20 MP Restores after each battle Obtained from bottle of realpagne
Tiny Bubbles in the Cupcake	Item	20	Each Turn	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from purple-frosted astral cupcake Restore 20 MP Restores after each battle

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