Monster Types

With the introduction of the August 2011 Familiar of the Month, Pair of Stomping Boots, came a method of categorizing monsters. By turning them into paste we can accurately determine the classification of most of the monsters in the kingdom.

• Beasts
• Bugs
• Constellations
• Crimbo
• Demihumans
• Demons
• Elementals
• Fish
• Goblins
• Hippies
• Hobos
• Humanoids
• Indescribable Horrors
• Mer-Kin
• Objects
• Orcs
• Penguins
• Pirates
• Plants
• Slimes
• Strange
• Undead

Unknown

These monsters can be attacked with Release the Boots, but don't squish into anything. If other mechanics involving monster types appear, these might become classifiable.

• apathetic lizardman
• Baron von Ratsworth
• Booty crab
• The Bonerdagon
• Carbuncle Top
• The Clownlord Beelzebozo
• drunken rat king
• El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos Monsters
• Fernswarthy's Basement Monsters
• frog
• giant jungle python (and most likely, other unique jungle creatures)
• Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal (Inner Sanctum and The Nemesis' Lair; and most likely other versions and other Nemeses)
• Jocko Homo, The Mariachi With No Name (and most likely, other unique Nemesis opponents)
• Lord Spookyraven
• Mimic (Cloak)
• newt
• Professor Jacking
• salamander
• Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton
• tomb rat king
• wumpus

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Squished Monsters
Monster Paste	Paste Flavor	Effect summary
beastly paste	Beastly Flavor	+3 to Familiar Weight
bug paste	Buggy Flavor	25% chance poison opponent
chlorophyll paste	Chlorophyll Flavor	1-3 MP per Adv
cosmic paste	Cosmic Flavor	+10% Critical Spell Chance
Crimbo paste	Crimbo Flavor	Spell Dam +30
demonic paste	Demonic Flavor	+10 Hot Damage, So-So Hot Resistance
ectoplasmic paste	Spooky Flavor	+10 Spooky Damage, So-So Spooky Resistance
elemental paste	Elemental Flavor	+5 Prismatic Damage
fishy paste	Fishy	-1 Adv cost underwater
goblin paste	Gobliny Flavor	Damage Reduction 5
gooey paste	none	n/a
greasy paste	Greasy Flavor	Weapon Damage +30
hippy paste	Hippy Flavor	Mysticality +15
hobo paste	Hobo Flavor	+10 Stench Damage, So-So Stench Resistance
indescribably horrible paste	Indescribable Flavor	Spell Damage +30
mer-kin paste	Mer-kinny Flavor	Lets you breathe underwater
oily paste	Oily Flavor	Muscle +15
orc paste	Fratty Flavor	Moxie +15
penguin paste	Penguinny Flavor	+10 Cold Damage, So-So Cold Resistance
pirate paste	Piratey Flavor	2x Critical Hit Chance
slimy paste	Slimy Flavor	+10 Sleaze Damage, So-So Sleaze Resistance
strange paste	Weird Flavor	???