The Orcish Frat House

The Orcish Frat House (Wartime)
The Orcish Frat House (Wartime)
Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery (Wartime)
	Undisguised	In Disguise
Zone Num	131	133
Unlocks	With Level 12 Quest	With Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues
Min Stat	0	0
Combat %	0	100
ML	0 - 0	- - -
Terrain	unknown	unknown
Special adventures
Clover	none	none
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This page refers to the zone during the Mysterious Island Quest. For the pre-quest or post-war zone, see Orcish Frat House.

The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) is on the The Mysterious Island of Mystery (Wartime).

Undisguised

You stride confidently onto the grounds around the frat house, but your striding gets less and less confident as you go. Frat boys line the path up to the frat house, each of them brandishing a paddle and muttering under his breath. A line of frat boys blocks the doorway into the frat house.

"There's a war on right now, bra," one says. "We've been stitching up our fallen brothers all day long and we're not in the mood to party. And if there's one thing we really, really hate, it's not being in the mood to party. We even tried to throw a 'Not in the Mood to Party' Party, but we couldn't even do that. Even though you're not a pledge here, I think you're going to get your ass beat if you don't turn around and go back the way you came."

You decide turning around would be a bad idea, and cautiously back off of the frat boy's turf.

In Frat Warrior Fatigues

Once the war begins, the Frat House will serve as a shop for war supplies. You can only shop there in Frat Warrior Fatigues, though. Regular Frat Boys are turned away –- this is no time to party. At the shop, you can turn in Hippy items in exchange for quarters -– the Frat Boys prefer tossing around their parents' money than dead animals, bra.

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You walk into the Quartersmaster's room. He's busily using a pocketknife to scratch a crude (in every sense of the word) bit of graffiti into the countertop, so it takes a few minutes for him to notice you. "Oh, hey bra," he says. "Quick, look and tell me if I spelled this word right."

"Actually," you say, "it ends with -is, not -us, but you're close."

"Thanks, bra. Ah, good, bra, you've got some gear to trade in! Here's what you can get for it, bra."

Item:	Quarters:
hippy protest button	1
Lockenstock™ sandals	2
didgeridooka	2
bullet-proof corduroys	1
round purple sunglasses	1
wicker shield	2
oversized pipe	1
reinforced beaded headband	1
fire poi	3
communications windchimes	2
Gaia beads	2
pink clay bead	1
purple clay bead	3
green clay bead	5
hippy medical kit	3
flowing hippy skirt	2
round green sunglasses	3

"Hey, thanks, bra. I can give you, like, x quarter(s) for that gear. Nice goin', bra."

With no hippy gear:

"Thanks, bra. It doesn't look like you've got any gear to turn in, bra, which means you haven't been laying the smack down on enough hippies."

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"You've got x quarter(s) on file, bra. Here's what you can trade it for."

Item:		Cost:
	beer bomb	1 quarter
	sake bomb	1 quarter
	gauze garter	2 quarters
	Monstar energy beverage	3 quarters
	superamplified boom box	4 quarters
	commemorative war stein	5 quarters
	Frat Army FGF	10 quarters
	giant foam finger	15 quarters
	kick-ass kicks	15 quarters
	war tongs	20 quarters
	energy drink IV	25 quarters
	keg shield	30 quarters
	perforated battle paddle	35 quarters
	beer bong	40 quarters
	cast-iron legacy paddle	50 quarters
	beer-a-pult	50 quarters
	tequila grenade	2 quarters
	molotov cocktail cocktail	2 quarters

when making a purchase:

The Quartersmaster pulls <number> quarters out of your file and expertly bounces each of them off the countertop and into a nearby barrel of beer. "Cool, bra," he says. "You've got, uh..." he pauses and does more air-math, laboriously subtracting, "you've got <number> quarters left. Here's your gear:"

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

In the War Hippy Fatigues

You can only reach the Frat House during the war by defeating all the Frat Boys on The Battlefield; before then, you'll get only the following message:

• You can't make it past all of the frat boys to get near their house.

The Man is the head honcho of all Frat Boys, and defeating him will end the war.

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The Man -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: really dense meat stack Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 250 • Substat Gain: ~264 • Moxie for No Hit*: 266 Monster Defense: 225 Hit Points: 2000 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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During a Heavy Rains run, you will instead encounter:

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The Aquaman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: filet of The Fish Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 260 • Substat Gain: 65 • Moxie for No Hit*: 270 Monster Defense: 240 Hit Points: 2000 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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During a Pocket Familiars run, you will instead encounter:

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Jerry Bradford -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 0 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: Indeterminate

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During a Dark Gyffte run, you will instead encounter:

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Chad Alacarte -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: blue money bag Meat Drop: unknown Monster Level: 250 • Substat Gain: 62.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 260 Monster Defense: 250 Hit Points: 2000 Initiative: 300 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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During a You, Robot run, you will instead encounter:

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The Android -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: robo-batteryq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 250 • Substat Gain: 62.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 260 Monster Defense: 230 Hit Points: 2000 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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During a WereProfessor run, you will instead encounter:

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The Beastman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: really dense meat stack Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 250 • Substat Gain: 62.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 260 Monster Defense: 225 Hit Points: 2000 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

Notes

• The tequila grenade and molotov cocktail cocktail are available after finishing the Lighthouse sub-quest as a Frat.
• All quarters (and dimes in the Hippy Camp) are not actual items. They are also lost upon ending the War.