User:Miatog

Greetings, my name is Miatog. I'm a 2000 year old dark wizard who is incapable of the emotions faith, hope, or love. I have found purpose in life by gathering all knowledge that I can. I travel realms every day and have found my way to the Kingdom. I find this to be an odd place that is worthy of exploration...

Currently I'm doing 6 level 30 runs, while picking up the spooky raven skills. Following that will be the level 0 skills then the gnomish skills. That's right, the next 17 runs are for trophies. Once I'm done with that I'm hopping back into Hardcore to start perming up all the skills. Eventually I'll get to Bad moon...eventually...

Runs

1st run:

Level: 19
Class: Pastamancer
Sign: none
Turns: 14,142
Days: 202
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Pastamastery

2nd run:

Level: 11
Class: Sauceror
Sign: Opossum
Turns: 3,045
Days: 54
Path: Normal, dropped Teetotaler for St. Sneaky Pete's Day
Skill Kept: Advanced Saucecrafting

3rd run:

Level: 11
Class: Turtle Tamer
Sign: Packrat
Turns: 2,307
Days: 34
Path: Normal, Boozetafarian
Skill Kept: Empathy of the Newt

4th run:

I would like to note that a great many things (largely a death in the family and a cruise) has caused this run to be rather long. The best I was able to do for 60+ days was to go for the Gender Bender trophy and mindlessly fight via KoLMafia.
Level: 12
Class: Turtle Tamer
Sign: Mongoose
Turns: 3,479
Days: 108
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Amphibian Sympathy

5th run:

Level: 11
Class: Pastamancer
Sign: Vole
Turns: 2,047
Days: 32
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Leash of Linguini

6th run:

Level: 11
Class: Seal Clubber
Sign: Mongoose
Turns: 1,118
Days: 16
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Lunging Thrust-Smack

7th run:

Level: 11
Class: Seal Clubber
Sign: Mongoose
Turns: 2,707
Days: 56
Path: Hardcore, no path
Skill Kept: Eye of the Stoat

8th run:

Level: 15
Class: Turtle Tamer
Turns: 3,183
Days: 48
Path: Normal, no path
Hardcore was dropped for Crimboween. I didn't want to take the chance of missing anything.
Skill Kept: Tao of the Terrapin

9th run:

Level: 11
Class: Turtle Tamer
Turns: 2,166
Days: 32
Path: Hardcore, no path
Skill Kept: Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises

10th run:

Level: 11
Class: Sauceror
Sign: Wallaby
Turns: 2,090
Days: 29
Path: Hardcore, none.
Skill Kept: Elemental Saucesphere

11th run:

Level: 11
Class: Pastamancer
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 1,789
Days: 43
Path: Hardcore, none.
Skill Kept: Springy Fusilli

12th run:

Level: 11
Class: Disco Bandit
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 1,429
Days: 30
Path: Hardcore, Boozetefarian.
Skill Kept: Mad Looting Skillz

13th run:

Level: 11
Class: Accordion Thief
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 1,058
Days: 20
Path: Hardcore, Teetotaler.
Skill Kept: Shanty of Superiority

14th run:

Level: 14
Class: Seal Clubber
Sign: Marmot
Turns: 2,597
Days: 802
Path: Normal, no path
Skill Kept: Claws of the Walrus

+=Tattoos:== Here's a table on all of the tattoos in the game. Green I have, red I do not.

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Trophies:

A nice table that shows every trophy in the game. Green background means I have it, grey I don't, and red means I don't have it and it can no longer be attained.

Little Boat	Big Boat	I Heart Canadia	100 Pound Load	300 Pound Load	Silver Yeti	Golden Yeti	Palindrophy
Platinum Skull	Disgusting Cocktail	The Ghuol Cup	Der Toastdieb	none	Easy Come Easy Go	Bouquet of Hippies	Weeping Pizza
Black Hole Terrarium	Failure to Communicate	Tiny Plastic Trophy	99 Red Balloons	Gadget Inspector	Boss Boss	Jack of Several Trades	Gourdcore
Let My Bugbears Go!	Trivially Skilled	This Lousy Trophy	Three-Tiered Trophy	Friend of Elves	Reindeer Hunter	Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy	Look, Ma! No Pants!
Slice and Dice	Gender Bender	Golden Meat Stack	Your Log Saw Something That Night	Little Chickadee	The Three Amigos	Festive Dismemberment	Best Meal of My Life
Scourge of Seals	Tzar of Turtles	Potentate of Pasta	Sauciest Saucier	Duke of Disco	Maestro of Mariachi	The Butler Did It	Slapstick
File:Eliza knew best thumb.gif Moderation In All Things	File:And a filthy job it is thumb.gif The Right Tool For The Job	File:Gonna go fondle my sweaters thumb.gif Hothouse Hero	File:Like a cucumber on pluto thumb.gif Cool Customer	File:Horror has a new name thumb.gif Dreadful, Just Dreadful	File:Melodious and mellifluous thumb.gif Malodorous	File:This parrot is nude thumb.gif Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge	Crossroads
Friend of the Devils	Bringer of Storms	Eerily Skilled	I Love A Parade	File:Dont worry your pretty little head thumb.gif Awwww, Yeah	Phileas Foggy	Extinctionist	File:Kick em when theyre up thumb.GIF Dirty Laundry
Amateur Tour Guide	Professional Tour Guide	Brave Sir Robin	File:What the hell are colitas anyway thumb.gif Desert Wind	File:Just like grandmas dentures thumb.gif Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy	File:Who runs bartertown thumb.gif Master Paster	File:And thats all thumb.gif Golden Spatula	File:I hardly know her thumb.gif Mellon Baller, Shot Caller
File:What do you want on your tombstone thumb.gif BAM!	ill_make_a_note_of_it_thumb.gif Speakeasy Savant	hippy_hippy_shake_thumb.gif Honky Tonk Hero	On_channel_z_thumb.gif Cantina Commander	ton_tong_tong_tong_ta_tong_tong_thumb.gif Apprentice Meatsmacker	now_all_you_need_is_a_sickle_thumb.gif Journeyman Meatsmacker	two_tickets_to_anville_thumb_thumb.gif Master Meatsmacker	File:Hey vern its jewels thumb.gif Preciousss
File:Visitors stink earlier thumb.gif The One That Didn't Get Away	File:Garble varble zous thumb.gif Losing Your Marbles	File:Dodecahardon thumb.gif Hunter In Darkness	File:Im a little bit country thumb.gif Evil's Okay in My Book

Familiar List:

This is a nice table of all the familiars in the game. Green means I have them, red I don't.

Mosquito	Leprechaun	Levitating Potato	Angry Goat	Sabre-Toothed Lime	Fuzzy Dice	Spooky Pirate Skeleton	Barrrnacle
Howling Balloon Monkey	Stab Bat	Grue	Blood-Faced Volleyball	None	Ghuol Whelp	Baby Gravy Fairy	Cocoabo
Star Starfish	Hovering Sombrero	Ghost Pickle on a Stick	Killer Bee	Whirling Maple Leaf	Coffee Pixie	Cheshire Bat	Jill-O-Lantern
Hand Turkey	Crimbo Elf	Hanukkimbo Dreidl	Baby Yeti	Feather Boa Constrictor	Emo Squid	Personal Raincloud	Clockwork Grapefruit
MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	Flaming Gravy Fairy	Frozen Gravy Fairy	Stinky Gravy Fairy	Spooky Gravy Fairy	Inflatable Dodecapede	Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	Doppelshifter
Attention-Deficit Demon	Cymbal-Playing Monkey	Temporal Riftlet	Sweet Nutcracker	Pet Rock	Snowy Owl	Teddy Bear	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
Sleazy Gravy Fairy	Wild Hare	Wind-up Chattering Teeth	Spirit Hobo	Astral Badger	Comma Chameleon	Misshapen Animal Skeleton	Scary Death Orb
Jitterbug	Nervous Tick	Reassembled Blackbird Special note: Comes and goes.	Origami Towel Crane	Ninja Snowflake	Evil Teddy Bear	Toothsome Rock	None
Ancient Yuletide Troll	Dandy Lion	O.A.F.	Penguin Goodfella	Jumpsuited Hound Dog	Green Pixie	Ragamuffin Imp	Exotic Parrot
Wizard Action Figure	Gluttonous Green Ghost	Casagnova Gnome	Hunchbacked Minion	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	Bulky Buddy Box	Teddy Borg	RoboGoose
El Vibrato Megadrone	Mad Hatrack	None	None	None	None	None	None
Hobo Monkey	Llama Lama	Cotton Candy Carnie	Disembodied Hand	Black Cat	Uniclops	Psychedelic Bear	Baby Mutant Rattlesnake
Mutant Fire Ant	Mutant Cactus Bud	Mutant Gila Monster	Cuddlefish	Sugar Fruit Fairy	Imitation Crab	Pair of Ragged Claws	Magic Dragonfish
Frumious Bandersnatch	Midget Clownfish	Syncopated Turtle	Grinning Turtle	Purse Rat	Wereturtle	Baby Sandworm	Slimeling
He-Boulder	Rock Lobster	Urchin Urchin	Grouper Groupie	Squamous Gibberer	Dancing Frog	Chauvinist Pig	None

Ascend Plan

1. Pastamastery
2. Advanced Saucecrafting
3. Empathy of the Newt
4. Amphibian Sympathy
5. Leash of Linguini
6. Lunging Thrust-Smack
7. Eye of the Stoat (Hardcore)
8. Tao of the Terrapin
9. Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (Hardcore)
10. Elemental Saucesphere (Hardcore)
11. Springy Fusilli (Hardcore)
12. Mad Looting Skillz (Hardcore)
13. Shanty of Superiority (Hardcore)
14. Claws of the Walrus
15. Spectral Snapper (Level 30)
16. Pulverize (Level 30)
17. Fearful Fettucini (Level 30)
18. Scarysauce (Level 30)
19. Tango of Terror (Level 30)
20. Dirge of Dreadfulness (Level 30)
21. Seal Clubbing Frenzy
22. Patience of the Tortoise
23. Manicotti Meditation
24. Sauce Contemplation
25. Disco Aerobics
26. Moxie of the Mariachi
27. Cosmic Ugnderstanding
28. Gnomish Hardigness
29. Torso Awaregness (Hardcore)
30. Gnefarious Pickpocketing (Hardcore)
31. Powers of Observatiogn (Hardcore)
32. Snarl of the Timberwolf (Hardcore, oxy)
33. Amphibian Sympathy (Hardcore, oxy)
34. Leash of Linguini (Hardcore, oxy)
35. Disco Power Nap (Hardcore, oxy)
36. The Polka of Plenty (Hardcore, oxy)
37. Saucecrafting (Hardcor, oxy)

Skill Charts

These are a couple charts of all the skills and what I do and don't have permed.
Class skills trained: 6(Hardcore)/10(Softcore) of 114
Hobo skills trained: 0 of 19
Other skills trained: 8(Hardcore)/8(Softcore) of 22
Total trained: 14(Hardcore)/18(Softcore) of 155

Here's the Legend for my chart.

Softcore permed

Hardcore permed

Softcore planned

Hardcore planned

Class Skills

Lvl	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
0	Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Patience of the Tortoise	Manicotti Meditation	Sauce Contemplation	Disco Aerobics	Moxie of the Mariachi
	Clobber	Toss	Spaghetti Spear	Salsaball	Suckerpunch	Sing
1	Hide of the Otter	Headbutt	Minor Ray of Something	Stream of Sauce	Disco Eye-Poke	Moxious Madrigal
2	Claws of the Otter	Skin of the Leatherback	Entangling Noodles	Saucy Salve	Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation	The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
3	Tongue of the Otter	Amphibian Sympathy	Lasagna Bandages	Expert Panhandling	Disco Nap	Canticle of Celerity
4	Thrust-Smack	Ghostly Shell	eXtreme Ray of Something	Elemental Saucesphere	Disco Dance of Doom	The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
5	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	Armorcraftiness	Pastamastery	Saucecrafting	Cocktailcrafting	The Polka of Plenty
6	Eye of the Stoat	Tenacity of the Snapper	Spriny Fusilli	Saucestorm	Nimble Fingers	Symphony of Destruction
7	Hide of the Walrus	Kneebutt	Spirit of Rigatoni	Jalapeño Saucesphere	Electric Boogaloo	Phat Loot Lyric
8	Claws of the Walrus	Empathy of the Newt	Cone of Whatever	Wave of Sauce	Mad Looting Skillz	Anthem of Absorption
9	Tongue of the Walrus	Reptilian Fortitude	Spirit of Ravioli	Intrinsic Spiciness	Disco Power Nap	The Psalm of Pointiness
10	Lunging Thrust-Smack	Shieldbutt	Weapon of the Pastalord	Jabañero Saucesphere	Disco Face Stab	Shanty of Superiority
11	Rage of the Reindeer	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	Leash of Linguini	Saucegeyser	Disco Fever	Antiphon of Aptitude
12	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	Astral Shell	Cannelloni Cocoon	Impetuous Sauciness	Ambidextrous Funkslinging	The Ode to Booze
13	Northern Exposure	Cold-Blooded Fearlessness	Tolerance of the Kitchen	Diminished Gag Reflex	Heart of Polyester	Sonata of Sneakiness
14	Musk of the Moose	Hero of the Half-Shell	Flavour of Magic	Immaculate Seasoning	Smooth Movement	Cantata of Confrontation
15	Pulverize	Tao of the Terrapin	Transcendental Noodlecraft	The Way of Sauce	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	Aria of Annoyance
Man	Snarl of the Timberwolf	Spectral Snapper	Fearful Fettucini	Scarysauce	Tango of Terror	Dirge of Dreadfulness
Sea	Harpoon!	Summon Leviatuga	Tempuramancy	Deep Saucery	Salacious Cocktailcrafting	Donho's Bubbly Ballad

Hobopolis Skills

These skills come only from Hobopolis.

Multi-Round	Awesome Balls of Fire	Snowclone	Eggsplosion	Grease Lightning	Raise Backup Dancer
	Conjure Relaxing Campfire	Maximum Chill	Mudbath	Inappropriate Backrub	Creepy Lullaby
Accordion Thief	Prelude of Precision	Chorale of Companionship	Elron's Explosive Etude	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
Hodgman	Natural Born Scrabbler	Thrift and Grift	Abs of Tin	Marginally Insane

Other skills

Here's a list of the skills that you can get as any class

Misc.	CLEESH	Chronic Indigestion	Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting	Transcendent Olfaction	Rainbow Gravitation	Vent Rage Gland
Gnomish	Torso Awaregness	Gnomish Hardigness	Cosmic Ugnderstanding	Powers of Observatiogn	Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Slime Tube	Slimy Shoulders 0/10	Slimy Sinews 0/10	Slimy Synapses 0/10
Tomes	Summon Snowcone	Summon Stickers	Summon Sugar Sheets
Libram	Summon Candy Heart	Summon Party Favor	Summon Love Song
Grimoire	Summon Hilarious Objects	Summon "Tasteful" Gifts

Thanks go to Zen Masta J for showing me how to make a chart.