Summon Smithsness

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Summon Smithsness

Summon Smithsness

Type: Mystical Bookshelf
MP Cost: 2
Source: The Smith's Tome
Price: N/A
Class: N/A
Level: N/A
Effect: Summons Smithy items.
When Used:
You read from The Smith's Tome. It's a dreary and self-absorbed manifesto of loneliness, but it does give you some ideas, and some materials with which to carry out those ideas.
You acquire an item: Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an item: lump of Brituminous coal
You acquire an item: handful of Smithereens


Details

In addition to the Flaskfull of Hollow, one casting of Summon Smithsness provides one handful of Smithereens, which can be used to make consumables and combat items, and a lump of Brituminous coal, which can be smithed into equipment. If the player has the Pulverize skill, this equipment can be pulverized to a second handful of Smithereens.

This means that each cast can provide either one consumable/combat item and one piece of equipment, or two consumables/combat items (if the player has Pulverize).

Consumables/Combat Items

Action With Yields Details
     
cool whip
 
Every Day is Like This Sundae
size 2 food (good)
Dinner 100 turns (+10 Smithsness)
     
Gnollish pie tin
 
Miserable Pie
size 2 food (awesome)
Dinner 50 turns (+10 Smithsness)
     
pickled egg
 
This Charming Flan
size 2 food (EPIC)
       
cup of lukewarm tea
 
Irish Coffee, English Heart
size 2 booze (good)
Cheer 100 turns (+10 Smithsness)
     
fermenting powder
 
Strikes Again Bigmouth
size 2 booze (awesome)
Cheer 50 turns (+10 Smithsness)
     
plain old beer
 
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
size 2 booze (EPIC)
     
handful of Smithereens
 
Flaskfull of Hollow
potion
Merry 150 turns (+25 Smithsness)
     
glittery mascara
 
Golden Light
combat item
yellow ray (150 turn cooldown)
     
hair spray
 
Handsome Devil
combat item
Insta-kill, granting 100% bonus item drop
     
Ben-Gal™ Balm
 
Louder Than Bomb
combat item
banishes for 20(?) turns
  Any equipment made from
lumps of Brituminous coal
 
handful of Smithereens
usable (1 Spleen)
1-2 Adventures
Presence 100 turns (+10 Smithsness)

Equipment

All equipment provides +5 Smithsness and has an enchantment based on the total amount of Smithsness. In the table below, X is the player's current Smithsness from all sources.

Action With Yields Type Enchantment
     
seal-clubbing club
 
Meat Tenderizer is Murder
weapon
(1-handed club)
Muscle +2X%
+5 Smithsness
Weapon Damage +20%
25% chance to gain an extra gallon of Fury when you gain a gallon of Fury.
(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
     
turtle totem
 
Ouija Board, Ouija Board
off-hand item
(shield)
Muscle +2X%
+5 Smithsness
+5 to Familiar Weight
Gain the favor of the Turtle Spirits more quickly
(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
     
pasta spoon
 
Hand that Rocks the Ladle
weapon
(1-handed utensil)
Mysticality +2X%
+5 Smithsness
+5 Prismatic Damage
Eminently Twistable
(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
     
saucepan
 
Saucepanic
weapon
(1-handed saucepan)
Mysticality +2X%
+5 Smithsness
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Lets you gather more Soulsauce
(Bonus for Saucerors only)
     
disco ball
 
Frankly Mr. Shank
weapon
(1-handed knife)
Moxie +2X%
+5 Smithsness
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
     
stolen accordion
 
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
ranged weapon
(1-handed accordion)
Moxie +2X%
+5 Smithsness
-1 MP to use Skills
Has a cool Cadenza
(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
     
crossbow string
 
Sheila Take a Crossbow
ranged weapon
(1-handed crossbow)
Combat Initiative +X%
+5 Smithsness
Regenerate 1-2 HP and MP per adventure
+5% Pickpocket Chance
     
big stick
 
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
weapon
(1-handed chefstaff)
Spell Damage +2X
+5 Smithsness
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
+5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
     
sword hilt
 
Work is a Four Letter Sword
weapon
(1-handed sword)
Weapon Damage +X
+5 Smithsness
Regenerate 4-6 HP per adventure
+5% Chance of Critical Hit
     
third-hand lantern
 
A Light that Never Goes Out
off-hand item +X% Item Drops from Monsters
+5 Smithsness
Mysticality +5
+5 Hot Damage
     
loose purse strings
 
Half a Purse
off-hand item +2X% Meat Drops from Monsters
+5 Smithsness
+1 Stat(s) Per Fight
Damage Reduction: 3
     
maiden wig
 
Hairpiece On Fire
hat +X Maximum MP
+5 Smithsness
So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
     
frilly skirt
 
Vicar's Tutu
pants +2X Maximum HP
+5 Smithsness
Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
     
dirty hobo gloves
 
Hand in Glove
accessory +X Monster Level
Deals Damage in Combat based on Smithsness
+5 Smithsness
Muscle +5

Notes

  • This skill is granted by your mystical bookshelf once you have used the Tome, and thus it is available anytime you have access to your bookshelf (including Hardcore, but not runs such as Bad Moon or Zombie Slayer).
  • Each Tome's summons can be used up to three times each day.
    • During Ronin and Hardcore you may only summon three times from all your Tomes in total each day.
    • After ascending, the counter on Tomes is reset and you can use them another three times each.
  • The button in your bookshelf for this summons is labeled "Crack it Open". The Use Skills dropdown menu has the actual skill name of "Summon Smithness".