The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert (Dehydrated)

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The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Zone Num	121
Location	Desert Beach
Unlocks	With Your father's MacGuffin diary
Recom Stat	135
Combat %	0
ML	-
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	none
Bad Moon	Say Cheese!
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The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert is located in the Desert Beach. It is unlocked after obtaining (and reading) Your father's MacGuffin diary (see the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin).

This version of the desert appeared when you were not Ultrahydrated. With the effect you reached The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert (Ultrahydrated) instead.

This zone was heavily revamped on October 29, 2013. Lots of noncombats were retired, new zone numbers, and more. This page is meant as an archive. See The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert to see the current version.

A primary stat of 135 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

The endless drone of locusts in the heat-shimmering air is silenced for a moment while a giant giant giant centipede rumbles by. This environment seems designed to kill you efficiently and painfully. You wonder if you can face it and leave alive.

(It is recommended that you have at least 135 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Non-combat Adventures

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The Far Side of Sanity
	Effects: Tenuous Grip on Reality (5 turns)

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Oh No, Not Raid!
	Note: Lose 25%-50% HP

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Still Suits Run Deep
	Effects: Majorly Poisoned (5 turns) Note: Lose 10%-20% HP

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What Were You Expecting?
	Effects: Sunburned (5 turns)

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Sandstorm, Take Me Away from the Norm
	Effects: Turned Into a Skeleton (5 turns)

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Doors of Perception
	Effects: Barking Dogs (5 turns)

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A Wrong Turn at Albuquerque
	Effects: Prestidigysfunction (5 turns)

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Say Cheese!
	Item Drops: anticheese Note: Lose 50 HP Note: Bad Moon only.

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Let's Make a Deal!
	Buy the carburetor: Gain broken carburetor, lose 5,000 Meat Haggle for a better price: Unlock The Oasis Note: Becomes a one time adventure if you haggle. Note: May occur even if you have less than 5,000 Meat. Note: A superlikely adventure.

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He Got His Just Desserts
	Item Drops: reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, bullet-proof corduroys Note: Occurs only after starting the Island War. Note: Must not have any item of the War Hippy Fatigues or Frat Warrior Fatigues in your inventory for this adventure to occur, though you may have them in your closet.

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How Dry I Am
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

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Trigger? I hardly...
	Item Drops: twitching trigger finger Note: Usable by Pastamancers only.

References

• "Arid, Extra-Dry" is a reference to Arrid Extra Dry antiperspirant.
• Most of the adventures here are a reference to Frank Herbert's Dune.