The Exploaded Battlefield

The Exploaded Battlefield
The Exploaded Battlefield
Zone Num	533
Location	Kingdom of Exploathing
Unlocks
Recom Stat
Combat %	100%
ML	170 - 210
Terrain	outdoor
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Even though there's only like sixty square feet of the Mysterious Island left, the hippies and frat boys have gone to war for control of it.

Combat Adventures

All of the normal combat adventures are available when adventuring in this location undisguised. When adventuring in either the Frat Warrior Fatigues or the War Hippy Fatigues, only enemies from the opposing faction will be encountered.

In the Frat Warrior Fatigues

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Green Ops Soldier -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: communications windchimes, gas balloon, gas balloon, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, round green sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 180 Hit Points: 250 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can afflict you with Toad In The Hole and/or Light-Headed.

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Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: communications windchimes, didgeridooka, gas balloon Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 162 Hit Points: 300 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Damage Resistance: 50% Note: Can afflict you with Light-Headed

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War Hippy Airborne Commander -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, purple clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 195 • Substat Gain: 48.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 205 Monster Defense: 166 Hit Points: 220 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can afflict you with All Covered In Whatsit.

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War Hippy Baker -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 175 • Substat Gain: 43.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 185 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Dread Squad -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, didgeridooka, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, tube of dread wax Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 300 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Damage Resistance: 25%

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War Hippy Elder Shaman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, flowing hippy skirt, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 210 • Substat Gain: 52.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 220 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 120 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Can afflict you with Flared Nostrils

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War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: 47.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 184 Hit Points: 230 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Elite Rigger -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: 47.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 171 Hit Points: 215 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Fire Spinner -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, fire poi, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 175 Hit Points: 210 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy F.R.O.G. -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 166 Hit Points: 205 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Green Gourmet -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, Hippy Army MPE, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 185 • Substat Gain: 46.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 195 Monster Defense: 171 Hit Points: 210 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Homeopath -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda, holistic headache remedym Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 30 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Infantryman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: communications windchimes, filthy poultice, hippy medical kit, Lockenstock™ sandals, natural fennel soda Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 166 Hit Points: 220 Initiative: 30 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Rigger -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, hippy protest button, oversized pipe, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, wicker shield Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 172 • Substat Gain: 43 • Moxie for No Hit*: 182 Monster Defense: 154 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Shaman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: carbonated soy milk, communications windchimes, funky dried mushroom, Gaia beads, Lockenstock™ sandals Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: 47.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 148 Hit Points: 100 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Sky Captain -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, exploding hacky-sack, ferret bait, Lockenstock™ sandals, patchouli oil bomb, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, water pipe bomb, water pipe bomb, pink clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 185 • Substat Gain: 46.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 195 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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War Hippy Windtalker -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, communications windchimes, Lockenstock™ sandals, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 185 • Substat Gain: 46.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 195 Monster Defense: 162 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze

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The Big Wisniewski -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: solid gold bowling ball Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 250 • Substat Gain: 263 • Moxie for No Hit*: 260 Monster Defense: 225 Hit Points: 2000 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Appears only after defeating all 333 Hippies

In the War Hippy Fatigues

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Beer Bongadier -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 175 Hit Points: 210 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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Elite Beer Bongadier -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: 47.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 184 Hit Points: 230 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Note: Can afflict you with Beer in Your Shoes.

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Heavy Kegtank -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: meat engine, PADL Phone, sake bomb, sake bomb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 162 Hit Points: 300 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Damage Resistance: 50%

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Naughty Sorority Nurse -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: energy drink IV, gauze garter, gauze garter, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 166 Hit Points: 160 Initiative: 30 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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Panty Raider Frat Boy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: depantsing bomb, depantsing bomb, Elmley shades, PADL Phone, panty raider camouflage,white class ring Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 180 Hit Points: 250 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Note: Can afflict you with Strangulated.

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Sorority Nurse -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: energy drink IV, gauze garter, gauze garter, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone, scrunchie tourniquetm Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 30 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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Sorority Operator -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone, PADL Phone, PADL Phone, white class ring Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 185 • Substat Gain: 46.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 195 Monster Defense: 162 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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War Frat 110th Infantryman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, giant foam finger, keg shield Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 172 • Substat Gain: 43 • Moxie for No Hit*: 182 Monster Defense: 154 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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War Frat 151st Captain -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, flask flops, keg shield, PADL Phone, perforated battle paddle, red class ring Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 180 • Substat Gain: 45 • Moxie for No Hit*: 190 Monster Defense: 166 Hit Points: 205 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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War Frat 151st Infantryman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, keg shield, perforated battle paddle, flask flops Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, keg shield, perforated battle paddle Meat Drop: 80-120 Monster Level: 175 • Substat Gain: 43.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 185 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 185 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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War Frat Elite 110th Captain -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, giant foam finger, keg shield, PADL Phone, red class ring Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: 47.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 171 Hit Points: 215 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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War Frat Elite 500th Captain -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, keg shield, PADL Phone, perforated battle paddle, red class ring Meat Drop: 200-300 Monster Level: 185 • Substat Gain: 46.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 195 Monster Defense: 171 Hit Points: 210 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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War Frat Elite Wartender -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: beer bomb, beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, molotov cocktail cocktail, PADL Phone, sake bomb, sake bomb, tequila grenade, blue class ring Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 195 • Substat Gain: 48.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 205 Monster Defense: 166 Hit Points: 220 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Note: Can afflict you with Easily Embarrassed.

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War Frat Grill Sergeant -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Frat Army FGF, kick-ass kicks, Monstar energy beverage, PADL Phone, war tongs Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 190 • Substat Gain: 47.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 200 Monster Defense: 148 Hit Points: 100 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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War Frat Kegrider -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, furniture dolly, PADL Phone, flask flops Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 170 • Substat Gain: 42.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 180 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 300 Initiative: 20 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Damage Resistance: 25%

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War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: asbestos apron, Frat Army FGF, kick-ass kicks, Monstar energy beverage, PADL Phone, war tongs Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 210 • Substat Gain: 52.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 220 Monster Defense: 153 Hit Points: 120 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Note: The asbestos apron will not drop unless you have Torso Awaregness.

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War Frat Wartender -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: beer bomb, beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, molotov cocktail cocktail, PADL Phone, sake bomb, tequila grenade, red class ring Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 185 • Substat Gain: 46.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 195 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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The Man -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: really dense meat stack Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 250 • Substat Gain: ~264 • Moxie for No Hit*: 266 Monster Defense: 225 Hit Points: 2000 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Note: Appears only after defeating all 333 Frat Boys

Non-combat Adventures

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Rationing out Destruction
	Toss!: Use booze/food to eliminate 5-25 frat boys/hippies Never Mind: Do nothing (does not consume an adventure) Note: Occurs after every six enemies killed while wearing a War outfit