User:Phantamines

phantamines (#1223435)

Ascensions

Run	#	SC	TT	PM	S	DB	AT	Best	Notes
Casual	0							-	Not until after some serious hardcore runs. Has 0 appeal to me.
Normal	7							-	Probably never again :P
Hardcore	11							13 days	This is what I will be running for a while. Oxycore time needs to be cut.
Oxycore	1							65 days	This sucked.
Bad Moon	0							-	I don't know if I can take another hell run...

Familiars - (30)

	Familiar	Name		Familiar	Name
	NPZR	blind_phantom		Origami Towel Crane	Double Fold
	Hovering Sombrero	Mr. Hat		Barrrnacle	Capt. Haddock
	Leprechaun	Top Hat Lenny		Angry Goat	Toag
	Mosquito	Libido		Levitating Potato	Tomato
	Cocobo	Mambo #5		Sabre-Toothed Lime	Hickey
	Baby Gravy Fairy	Ralf Nader		Star Starish	6 Point
	Stiny Gravy Fairy	Socks		Blood-Faced Volleyball	Tampaxicle
	Nervous Tick	Jenn		Grue	Gruesom
	Killer Bee	Boo Bees		Stab Bat	The Stab The Stab
	Bulky Buddy Box	Gui		Teddy Borg	31 of 193
	Fuzzy Dice	Gonads		Green Pixie	Jenn's Hot RA
	Frozen Gravy Fairy	Nipples		Misshapen Animal Skeleton	I Am So Pissed At The Mall
	Spooky Pirate Skeleton	Boner		Howling Balloon Monkey	Squiggles
	Ghuol Whelp	Left Foot Rockin'		Clockwork Grapefruit	Alex
	Pet Rock	One Eye'd Rock		Toothsome Rock	Buck

Trophies - (14)

	Trophy		Trophy
	Festive Dismemberment		The Ghuol Cup
	Your Log Saw Something That Night		Platinum Skull
	Crossroads		Brave Sir Robin
	Bringer of Storms		Easy Come Easy Go
	Palindrophy		I Heart Canadia
	Extinctionist		Weeping Pizza
	Let My Bugbears Go!		Disgusting Cocktail

Hardcore Permanent Skills - (14)

	0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	SR
Seal Clubber
Turtle Tamer
Pastamancer
Sauceror
Disco Bandit
Acordian Theif
Gnome

Tome of Snowcone Summoning

Libram of Candy Heart Summoning

Libram of Divine Favors

Hardcore Run Log

I will the next runs in this order and perm these skills.

	Class	Skill
1.	Disco Bandit	Mad Looting Skillz
2.	Pastamancer	Leash of Linguini
2.	Pastamancer	Torso Awaregness

Note: Being Written

Things to remember:

• Clover everyday
• Don't use the Shore when beaten up
• Hit the barrels ASAP
• Semi-rares!
• Summon:
  • Noodles
  • Candy Hearts
  • Snowcones
  • Cocktail Crafts

Notes

Candy Hearts
	+1 Stat Per Fight, +1 Familiar Experience Per Fight
	+20% Meat from Monsters
	+5 Hot Damage, +5 Damage to Hot Spells, +5-6 MP & +5-6 HP Per Adventure
	+10% Items from Monsters
	+20% Combat Initiative
	+3 Familiar Weight

Snowcones
	+20 HP & +20 MP per Fight
	+5 lbs. to Familiar Weight
	+3 Stats per Fight
	+30% Meat from Monsters
	+30% Item Drops from Monsters
	All of the Above

Summoned Party Favors
Common divine noisemaker Muscle-based damage and stats divine can of silly string Myst-based damage and stats divine blowout Moxie-based damage and stats Uncommon divine champagne flute Add MP gain to booze divine champagne popper Banish monster for 5 turns Run Away (no adventure loss) divine cracker Pickpocket and delevel enemy

Level 2 Quest

Knob Cobb Outskirts? First?

First open the Spookyraven Manor from the pantry. Next get the mosquito larva from the Spooky Forest. Equip the wooden stakes and collect vampire hearts. Trade for the vials of blood for stats. Open the Hidden Temple for leveling. Lastly, use up MP (if available) and get to level 2 at the Hidden Temple.

Helpful Tips

Buy/use can of hairspray (+15% moxie) and Ben-Gal™ Balm (+15% muscle).

Level 3 Quest

Get to level 4 at the Hidden Temple, and then kill off the rats at the the Typical Tavern. Turn off the facuet. Goto the Untinker's Cottage, and the find the rusty screwdriver at the Degrassi Knoll. Get the bitchin' meatcar over at the Degrassi Knoll. Start clovering and summoning reagents.

Level 4 Quest

Goto the Guild and pass all four tests (buffed mainstat > 20).

Start doing the Bat Hole? Make Legendary Epic Weapon?

Adventuring Path		not-a-pipe
9-7	Location	The Stately Pleasure Dome
	Choice	Wade in the Alph
5-4	Location	The Mouldering Mansion
	Choice	Approach the Cat
1	Location	The Rogue Windmill
	Choice	Chat with the jokers

Level 5 Quest

Pixel farm for red potions and the white pixel key when beaten up.

Level 6 Quest

Go and do Whitey's Grove and get the Filthy Hippy Disguise, but don't compete the quest.

Level 7 Quest

Start doing Daily Dungeon and collect the DD keys.

Get the zapping wand now.

Start opening up the Library

Level 8 Quest

Do Goatlet stuff. Wait for titanium umbrella or can of black paint for resistance.

Do pirate quest after Mountain

GMoB setup

Level 11 Quest

Items:

• anti-anti-antidotes
• can of black paint

Familiars:

• +Item Drop%

Meat: 6k

Optional:

• 5 scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evils
  • 5 disintegrating quill pens
  • 5 inkwells
  • 5 tattered scraps of paper

The Black Forest

Get the sunken eyes, broken wings, and the black market map. Assemble the sunken eyes and broken wings. Equip reassembled blackbird as your familiar and use the black market map. Buy forged identification documents (5000 meat), adventure at the Shore (any), and read all of your father's MacGuffin diary.

The Hidden City

Adventure at the Hidden Temple and choose Raise your hands up towards the heavens, spell BANANAS, and choose Do nothing. Goto the Hidden City, kill all the ancient protector spirits with elemental damage, test the stones, and insert the stones into the altars. Kill the Protector Spectre with elemental damage also.

Muscle Class - While at the ruins, farm for 5 scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evils for the Protector Spectre and ancient protector spirits since they are physically immune.

The Spookyraven Manor

Adventure in the The Haunted Bedroom and get the Spookyraven ballroom key and Lord Spookyraven's spectacles.

Spookyraven ballroom key - Adventure until Wooden One Nightstand, and choose Top Drawer, and then Bottom Drawer the second time.

Lord Spookyraven's spectacles - Adventure until Orante One Nightstand, and choose Look behind the nightstand.

Adventure in The Haunted Ballroom until you get We'll All Be Flat. Equip Lord Spookyraven's spectacles and go to the Spookyraven Manor Wine Cellar. Fight the wine racks (in different racks) until you have enough wine. Pour the wine from top, left, then right. Boost elemental resistence and fight Lord Spookyraven.

The Palindome

Adventure in Obligatory Pirate's Cove, get two snakehead charrrms and equip Talisman o' Namsilat. Goto the Palindome and get a ketchup hound, hard rock candy, photograph of god, hard-boiled ostrich egg, and stunt nuts. Place the items like so:

• • Shelf #1: photograph of god
  • Shelf #2: hard rock candy
  • Shelf #3: ketchup hound
  • Shelf #4: hard-boiled ostrich egg

Read "I Love Me, Vol. I" and adventure in the Laboratory until Mr. Alarm shows up. Adventure at Whitey's Grove and get a bird rib and some lion oil. Cook to get wet stunt nut stew. Adventure in the Laboratory until Mr. Alarm again. Equip the Mega Gem and go back to the Palindome to fight Dr. Awkward.

The Desert

Adventure in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert until you get the trader gnome and Haggle. Get the effect ultrahydrated at An Oasis and stay ultrahydrated. Adventure in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert until A Sietch in Time. Buy a can of black paint (1000 meat) at The Black Market. Go back to An Oasis until All Across the Sands; get the stone rose and a drum machine. Adventure in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert until No Colors Anymore. Adventure again in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert until Walk Without Rhythm. Go back to An Oasis to get the pages. Return to The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert until The Sleeper Has Awakened and then equip worm-riding hooks. Use the drum machine to open The Ancient Buried Pyramid.

The Ancient Buried Pyramid

Combine the Staff of Ed and go into the The Ancient Buried Pyramid. Adventure in the The Upper Chamber until you get a carved wooden wheel or a tomb ratchets. Adventure in The Middle Chamber and turn the wheel for the following:

• • Bucket on the left, empty room on the right.
  • Pile of rocks on the Left, vending machine on the right.
  • Empty room on the left, and pile of rocks on the right.

Have 7 adventure and fight Ed the Undying.

Level 12 Quest

Equip the Filthy Hippy Disguise and adventure in the Hippy Camp. Get the War Hippy Fatigues and adventure at the Orcish Frat House, Fratacombs, then choose Screw this, head to the roof.

Kill one enemy at the battlefield, then do a side quest. Do twice more and then finish off one side.

Wossname - Kill 7 enemies on one side, do three side quests, and then carefully finish off the rest. Repeat on the other side of the battlefield. Use the flare at the final showdown.

Pastamancer - Use Flavour of Magic and cast Spirit of Peppermint for cold damage. Or quest for the Fearful Fettucini skill.

Fence, Lantern and Drum