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A [[Rare Items|rare item]] is an item which exists in the Kingdom but is either difficult or very expensive (usually both) to obtain. | A [[Rare Items|rare item]] is an item which exists in the Kingdom but is either difficult or very expensive (usually both) to obtain. | ||
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*{{InlineItem|hypnodisk}} | *{{InlineItem|hypnodisk}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|incredibly dense meat gem}} | *{{InlineItem|incredibly dense meat gem}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|optimal spreadsheet}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Platinum Yendorian Express Card}} | *{{InlineItem|Platinum Yendorian Express Card}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Talisman of Baio}} | *{{InlineItem|Talisman of Baio}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Talisman of Bakula}} | *{{InlineItem|Talisman of Bakula}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|The Nuge's favorite crossbow}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Repaid diaper}} | |||
==Special Gifts== | ==Special Gifts== | ||
*{{InlineItem|Annual Ascot}} (given to the artists of the 2010 Fanart Calendar) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt}} (given to ascension testers and seldon, the first player to ascend) | *{{InlineItem|Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt}} (given to ascension testers and seldon, the first player to ascend) | ||
*{{InlineItem|big ol' trophy}} (meant to be a prize for player "accordion thief"'s scavenger hunt) | *{{InlineItem|big ol' trophy}} (meant to be a prize for player "accordion thief"'s scavenger hunt) | ||
*{{InlineItem|blank white card}} (originally given to [[Riff]]) | *{{InlineItem|blank white card}} (originally given to [[Riff]]) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Frank Gorshin trophy}} (given to the winners of Riff's first and second riddle contests) | *{{InlineItem|Frank Gorshin trophy}} (given to the winners of Riff's first and second riddle contests) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Gregarious Gregorian Smock}} (given to the artists of the 2011 Fanart Calendar) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Item 13}} (never truly "available", unknown whether or not they are currently in the same state) | *{{InlineItem|Item 13}} (never truly "available", unknown whether or not they are currently in the same state) | ||
*{{InlineItem|LARP carp}} Given to winners of the KoL LARPs at [[KoL Con]] | |||
*{{InlineItem|N. O. Beer}} (given to the members of [http://www.noblesse-oblige.org/ Noblesse Oblige]) | *{{InlineItem|N. O. Beer}} (given to the members of [http://www.noblesse-oblige.org/ Noblesse Oblige]) | ||
*{{InlineItem|one million meat pancakes}} (first a gift, then duped many times. No longer given away.) | *{{InlineItem|one million meat pancakes}} (first a gift, then duped many times. No longer given away.) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Otorian Battle Scar}} (given to the members of [http://www.clanotori.org/ Otori]) | *{{InlineItem|Otorian Battle Scar}} (given to the members of [http://www.clanotori.org/ Otori]) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Leapin' Trousers}} (given to the artists of the 2012 Fanart Calendar) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Periodical Paintbrush}} (given to the artists of the 2008 Fanart Calendar) | *{{InlineItem|Periodical Paintbrush}} (given to the artists of the 2008 Fanart Calendar) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Puzzling ribbon}} (given to people who solved one of HotStuff's occasional puzzle contests) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Puzzling trophy}} (given to the first people to solve one of HotStuff's occasional puzzle contests) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Seasonal Beret}} (given to the artists of the 2009 Fanart Calendar) | *{{InlineItem|Seasonal Beret}} (given to the artists of the 2009 Fanart Calendar) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Star of Bravery}} (Given to participants of the [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=176896 KoL Con VI Costume Competition]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Warehouse 23 bling}} (given to the members of [http://www.warehouse23.net/ Warehouse 23] and Arbitrage) | *{{InlineItem|Warehouse 23 bling}} (given to the members of [http://www.warehouse23.net/ Warehouse 23] and Arbitrage) | ||
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*{{InlineItem|Bugfinder Blade}} | *{{InlineItem|Bugfinder Blade}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|consolation ribbon}} | *{{InlineItem|consolation ribbon}} | ||
==Radio gifts that are no longer available== | |||
As [[Radio KoL]] shut down in late 2019, there is no longer any way to obtain the prizes they used to give out. | |||
*{{InlineItem|Voluminous Radio Hat}} | *{{InlineItem|Voluminous Radio Hat}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Voluminous Radio Pants}} | *{{InlineItem|Voluminous Radio Pants}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Voluminous Radio Sneakers}} | *{{InlineItem|Voluminous Radio Sneakers}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|radio button candy}} | |||
*All items in the [[Radio Free Regalia]] and the radio accessories (the [[Radio KoL Antenna Ball]], [[Radio KoL Bottle Opener|Bottle Opener]], [[Radio KoL Flashlight|Flashlight]], [[Radio KoL Keychain|Keychain]], [[Radio KoL Maracas|Maracas]] and [[Radio KoL Patch|Patch]]) | |||
==Mafia Prizes== | ==Mafia Prizes== | ||
===[[Mystery Raffle Ticket]]=== | |||
*{{InlineItem|Acqua Del Piatto Merlot}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|cement shoes}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Mafia bow tie}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Mafia stogie}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Mafia violin case}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|old school Mafia knickerbockers}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Uovo Marcio Shiraz}} | |||
===[[The Raffle House]]=== | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite Bock}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gaiters}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite galoshes}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite garter}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gasmask}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gat}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gauntlets}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite girdle}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite glaive}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite goggles}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite go-go boots}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gorget}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gown}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite greaves}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite guayabera}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|wedge of gray cheese}} | |||
==Hacked Items== | ==Hacked Items== | ||
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*{{InlineItem|steaming evil}} | *{{InlineItem|steaming evil}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|voodoo doll}} | *{{InlineItem|voodoo doll}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Newbiesport™ backpack}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|hemp backpack}} | |||
==Items used for testing== | ==Items used for testing== | ||
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*{{InlineItem|off-hand balloon}} | *{{InlineItem|off-hand balloon}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|serrated proboscis extension}} | *{{InlineItem|serrated proboscis extension}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Mr. Container}} (note: this item may or may not belong in the Hacked Items section) | |||
==Items that no longer drop== | ==Items that no longer drop== | ||
These are items that that do not exist in great quantity in the Kingdom and for which there is no way any more will exist (unless they are reimplemented). Previous Mr. Store Monthly Specials are listed below this entry. Less-rare special event items that no longer drop are listed near the bottom of the page. | These are items that that do not exist in great quantity in the Kingdom and for which there is no way any more will exist (unless they are reimplemented). Previous Mr. Store Monthly Specials are listed below this entry. Less-rare special event items that no longer drop are listed near the bottom of the page. | ||
*{{InlineItem|Admiral's hat}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|beet}} | *{{InlineItem|beet}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|chunk of depleted Grimacite}} | *{{InlineItem|chunk of depleted Grimacite}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|comfy blanket}} | *{{InlineItem|comfy blanket}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Crimbo pressie}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|wrapping paper}}, {{InlineItem|present}}, {{InlineItem|Crimbo hat}}, {{InlineItem|Crimbo pants}} and {{InlineItem|Crimbo sword}}) | *{{InlineItem|Crimbo pressie}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|wrapping paper}}, {{InlineItem|present}}, {{InlineItem|Crimbo hat}}, {{InlineItem|Crimbo pants}} and {{InlineItem|Crimbo sword}}) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Crimbo stocking}} (and by extension {{InlineItem|small Crimbo Pressie}}, and the special [[Crimbo]] gifts mentioned below) | *{{InlineItem|Crimbo stocking}} (and by extension {{InlineItem|small Crimbo Pressie}}, and the special [[Crimbo]] gifts mentioned below) | ||
*{{InlineItem|crystallized memory}} (and by extension {{InlineItem|floaty inverse geode}}) | |||
*{{InlineItem|extra special Crimbo stocking}} | *{{InlineItem|extra special Crimbo stocking}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|forbidden sausage}} ([[Brushfires]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|gasmask}} | *{{InlineItem|gasmask}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|guild application}} | *{{InlineItem|guild application}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Emblem of Ak'gyxoth}} | *{{InlineItem|Emblem of Ak'gyxoth}} | ||
*{{InlineItem| | * {{InlineItem|Rainbow pearl}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|rainbow pearl earring}}, {{InlineItem|rainbow pearl necklace}}, and {{InlineItem|rainbow pearl ring}}) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Idol of Ak'gyxoth}} | *{{InlineItem|Idol of Ak'gyxoth}} | ||
*{{InlineItem| | *{{InlineItem|phish stick}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie}} (and by extension the special [[Crimbo]] 2007 gifts mentioned below) | *{{InlineItem|Old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie}} (and by extension the special [[Crimbo]] 2007 gifts mentioned below) | ||
*{{InlineItem|red-hot medallion}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|sinister ancient tablet}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|throbbing rage gland}} | *{{InlineItem|throbbing rage gland}} | ||
*{{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo pressie}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|tropical wrapping paper}}, {{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo Hat}}, {{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo Shorts}}, {{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo Sword}} and the special [[Crimboween]] gifts mentioned below) | *{{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo pressie}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|tropical wrapping paper}}, {{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo Hat}}, {{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo Shorts}}, {{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo Sword}} and the special [[Crimboween]] gifts mentioned below) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Underworld trunk}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|Staff of the Woodfire}}, {{InlineItem|Underworld flail}} and {{InlineItem|Underworld truncheon}}) | *{{InlineItem|Underworld trunk}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|Staff of the Woodfire}}, {{InlineItem|Underworld flail}} and {{InlineItem|Underworld truncheon}}) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Underworld acorn | *{{InlineItem|Underworld acorn}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|Underworld sapling}}) | ||
*{{InlineItem|unearthed volcanic meteoroid}} | |||
==Previous Mr. Store items== | ==Previous Mr. Store items== | ||
Items formerly available from [[Mr. Store]] are considered rare. The list of these items is available on [[Mr. Store#Previous Offerings|this page]]. | |||
==Custom Items== | ==Custom Items== | ||
A '''custom item''' is a one-of-a-kind item specially designed for a specific player. These items are given out (in the words of Mr. Skullhead) "for whatever we feel like". | A '''custom item''' is a one-of-a-kind item specially designed for a specific player. These items are given out (in the words of Mr. Skullhead) "for whatever we feel like". | ||
*{{InlineItem|1 Meat}} (given to Sirris to settle a debt) | |||
*{{InlineItem|arse-shooting crossbow}} (given to Kucolan) | *{{InlineItem|arse-shooting crossbow}} (given to Kucolan) | ||
*{{InlineItem|bugbear-smiting sword}} (given to spazworrier) | *{{InlineItem|bugbear-smiting sword}} (given to spazworrier) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Cat-Herding Prod}} (given to Cassandra7) | *{{InlineItem|Cat-Herding Prod}} (given to Cassandra7) | ||
*{{InlineItem|conspicuous lack of pants}} (given to EyeSpeculum) | *{{InlineItem|conspicuous lack of pants}} (given to EyeSpeculum) | ||
*{{InlineItem|defective Golden Mr. Accessory}} (given to Invariel) | |||
*{{InlineItem|especially homoerotic frat-paddle}} (Given to [[Xenophobe]], later removed) | *{{InlineItem|especially homoerotic frat-paddle}} (Given to [[Xenophobe]], later removed) | ||
*{{InlineItem|exclusive ultra-rare item}} (given to Phoenix & Mick) | *{{InlineItem|exclusive ultra-rare item}} (given to Phoenix & Mick) | ||
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*{{InlineItem|Radio Free Jersey}} (given to Amplitude) | *{{InlineItem|Radio Free Jersey}} (given to Amplitude) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Radio KoL Coffee Mug}} (given to [[KolMohDee]]) | *{{InlineItem|Radio KoL Coffee Mug}} (given to [[KolMohDee]]) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Rainbow Jello Mould}} (given to Jelloboi) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Rubber WWBBDD? bracelet}} (given to BlackBeltDuck) | *{{InlineItem|Rubber WWBBDD? bracelet}} (given to BlackBeltDuck) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Scandalously Skimpy Bikini}} (given to Sassylassy) | *{{InlineItem|Scandalously Skimpy Bikini}} (given to Sassylassy) | ||
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*{{InlineItem|wad of Crovacite}} (given to Crovax1234) | *{{InlineItem|wad of Crovacite}} (given to Crovax1234) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Xlyinia's notebook}} (given to [[Xlyinia]]) | *{{InlineItem|Xlyinia's notebook}} (given to [[Xlyinia]]) | ||
*{{InlineItem|zombie monkey necklace}} (given to killer zombie monkey) | |||
==Really rares== | ==Really rares== | ||
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**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Sneaky Pete}} | **{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Sneaky Pete}} | ||
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Susie}} | **{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Susie}} | ||
*These are available from eating {{InlineItem|Spooky Surprise Egg}}s and using {{InlineItem|Dollhive}}s: | *These five are available from eating {{InlineItem|Spooky Surprise Egg}}s and using {{InlineItem|Dollhive}}s: | ||
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Dr. Awkward}} | **{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Dr. Awkward}} | ||
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Ed the Undying}} | **{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Ed the Undying}} | ||
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==Untradeable Special Items== | ==Untradeable Special Items== | ||
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===Crimbo Items=== | |||
*{{InlineItem|all-year sucker}} ([[The Colollilossus|Crimbo 2011]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Big Candy's tophat}} ([[Big Candy|Crimbo 2011]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|coal paperweight}} ([[A Show-ho-ho-down|Crimbo 2010]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|heart of dark chocolate}} ([[The Abominable Fudgeman|Crimbo 2011]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|jingle bell}} ([[A Show-ho-ho-down|Crimbo 2010]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|snow hat}} ([[Crimbo_Town_(2009)|Crimbo 2009]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|snow belly}} ([[Crimbo_Town_(2009)|Crimbo 2009]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|snow pants}} ([[Crimbo_Town_(2009)|Crimbo 2009]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Time sleigh}} (given as a reward for [[Save Uncle Crimbo!|saving Uncle Crimbo]] during [[Crimboween]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|The Spirit of Crimbo}} ([[Crimbo_Town_(2008)|Crimbo 2008]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Unionize The Elves sign}} (dropped once per ascension at the [[Crimbo Town Toy Factory]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|wand of fudge control}} ([[The Fudge Wizard|Crimbo 2011]]) | |||
===SSPD Items=== | |||
*{{InlineItem|blue glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XIII) | *{{InlineItem|blue glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XIII) | ||
*{{InlineItem|blue ribbon}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] VII) | *{{InlineItem|blue ribbon}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] VII) | ||
*{{InlineItem|blue traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] V) | *{{InlineItem|blue traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] V) | ||
*{{InlineItem|detour shield}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XXV) | |||
*{{InlineItem|flashing novelty button}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] VIII - X, XII) | *{{InlineItem|flashing novelty button}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] VIII - X, XII) | ||
*{{InlineItem|green traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] IV) | *{{InlineItem|green traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] IV) | ||
*{{InlineItem|green glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] IX) | *{{InlineItem|green glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] IX) | ||
*{{InlineItem|"Humorous" T-shirt}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XI, was originally tradeable) | *{{InlineItem|"Humorous" T-shirt}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XI, was originally tradeable) | ||
*{{InlineItem|orange glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] VIII) | *{{InlineItem|orange glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] VIII) | ||
*{{InlineItem|orange traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] I) | *{{InlineItem|orange traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] I) | ||
*{{InlineItem|pink glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] X) | *{{InlineItem|pink glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] X) | ||
*{{InlineItem|purple glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XIV) | *{{InlineItem|purple glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XIV) | ||
*{{InlineItem|outrageous sombrero}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XI, was originally tradeable) | *{{InlineItem|outrageous sombrero}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XI, was originally tradeable) | ||
*{{InlineItem|red traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] III) | *{{InlineItem|red traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] III) | ||
*{{InlineItem| | *{{InlineItem|slippery when wet shield}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XXVI) | ||
*{{InlineItem| | *{{InlineItem|speed limit shield}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XXIV) | ||
*{{InlineItem|tattered paper crown}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XV-XXI), and by extension, {{InlineItem|vanilla-frosted king cake}}, {{InlineItem|banana-frosted king cake}}, {{InlineItem|blueberry-frosted king cake}}, and {{InlineItem|chocolate-frosted king cake}}, though curiously, ''not'' the {{InlineItem|pink plastic baby}}, {{InlineItem|brown plastic baby}}, {{InlineItem|blue plastic baby}}, and {{InlineItem|red plastic baby}}, as they are rare but actually tradeable. | *{{InlineItem|tattered paper crown}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XV-XXI), and by extension, {{InlineItem|vanilla-frosted king cake}}, {{InlineItem|banana-frosted king cake}}, {{InlineItem|blueberry-frosted king cake}}, and {{InlineItem|chocolate-frosted king cake}}, though curiously, ''not'' the {{InlineItem|pink plastic baby}}, {{InlineItem|brown plastic baby}}, {{InlineItem|blue plastic baby}}, and {{InlineItem|red plastic baby}}, as they are rare but actually tradeable. | ||
*{{InlineItem|tin star}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XI, was originally tradeable) | *{{InlineItem|tin star}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XI, was originally tradeable) | ||
*{{InlineItem|yellow glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XII) | *{{InlineItem|yellow glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XII) | ||
*{{InlineItem|yellow traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] II) | *{{InlineItem|yellow traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] II) | ||
*{{InlineItem|yield shield}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XXIII) | |||
===[[Uncle P's Antiques]]=== | |||
*{{InlineItem|can-you-dig-it?}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Ellsbury's journal}} ([[Neckback Crick]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|flyest of shirts}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|hair of the calf}}, and by extension, {{InlineItem|world's most unappetizing beverage}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Mob Penguin protection contract}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|Mr. Exploiter}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|squirmy violent party snack}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|The Legendary Beat}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]]) | |||
===World Events=== | |||
*{{InlineItem|astronaut ice-cream}} (reward from [[The LAAAAME Observatory]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|blank note}}, and by extension, {{InlineItem|eerily silent box}} ([[Brushfires]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|control crystal}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|fossilized necklace}} (reward for defeating a reanimated skeleton as part of the [[Bigg's Dig]] event) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Junior LAAAAME merit badge}} (reward from [[The LAAAAME Observatory]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Lord Flameface's cloak}} ([[Brushfires]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|moon unit}} | |||
*{{InlineItem|pirate hook}} (given to certain players on September 19th, 2005 ([[Talk Like a Pirate Day]])) | |||
*{{InlineItem|rose-colored glasses}} (obtained from the [[A Suspicious-Looking Guy]] while during [[The Gray Plague]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Senior LAAAAME merit badge}} (reward from [[The LAAAAME Observatory]] -- only 68 exist) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Time Juice}} (given to all players after [[The Council of Loathing]] time juice fund ended) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Yeti Protest Sign}} (dropped once per player at [[The Icy Peak]]) | *{{InlineItem|Yeti Protest Sign}} (dropped once per player at [[The Icy Peak]]) | ||
==Promotional Items== | ==Promotional Items== | ||
These are items that are obtained by means of using a once-only "redemption code" given out at a promotional event, or in a promotional pack. | These are items that are obtained by means of using a once-only "redemption code" given out at a promotional event, or in a promotional pack. | ||
===Comic-Con=== | |||
*{{InlineItem|superhero mask}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2006) | *{{InlineItem|superhero mask}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2006) | ||
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*{{InlineItem|webbed comic mask}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2008) | *{{InlineItem|webbed comic mask}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2008) | ||
*{{InlineItem|funny paper hat}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2009) | *{{InlineItem|funny paper hat}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2009) | ||
*{{InlineItem| | *{{InlineItem|space trooper helmet}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2010) | ||
*{{InlineItem| | *{{InlineItem|Banfoy's Boutique Order Form}} and by extension {{InlineItem|Great S-Cape}} or {{InlineItem|Marvelous Unitard}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2011) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Superhero Reboots}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2012) | |||
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== | ===KoLCon=== | ||
* | *{{InlineItem|KoL Con 3-D Glasses}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con 3-D (2006)|KoLCon 3-D]], 2006) | ||
**{{InlineItem| | *{{InlineItem|KoL Con IV Pole}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con IV (2007)|KoLCon IV]], 2007) | ||
**{{InlineItem| | *{{InlineItem|KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con V (2008)|KoLCon V]], 2008) | ||
*{{InlineItem|KoL Con Six Pack}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VI (2009)|KoLCon VI]], 2009) | |||
**{{InlineItem| | *{{InlineItem|Seven Loco}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VII (2010)|KoLCon VII]], 2010) | ||
*{{InlineItem|KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VIII (2011)|KoLCon VIII]], 2011) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Hat O' Nine Tails}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con IX (2012)|KoLCon IX]], 2012) | |||
*{{InlineItem|KoL Con X Treasure Map}} (promotional item given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con X (2013)|KoLCon X]], 2013) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Size XI Wizard's Robe}} (promotional item given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con XI (2014)|KoLCon XI]], 2014) | |||
*{{InlineItem|hippo tutu}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VII (2010)|KoLCon VII]], 2010) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Gygaxian Libram}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VIII (2011)|KoLCon VIII]], 2011) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Tome of Rad Libs}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con IX (2012)|KoLCon IX]], 2012) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con X (2013)|KoLCon X]], 2013) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Xi Receiver Unit}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con XI (2014)|KoLCon XI]], 2014) | |||
*{{InlineItem|potted tea tree}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con XII (2015)|KoLCon XII]], 2015) | |||
===Others=== | |||
*{{InlineItem|Junior Adventurer's kit}} (promotional code given out at GenCon, 2008) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Jeppson's Malort}} (given out at MaxFunCon 2011) | |||
*{{InlineItem|styrofoam peanuts}} (promotional code given out in the Feelies Pack, in the [http://store.asymmetric.net/ Store of Loathing]) | |||
==Crimbo Items== | |||
The full list of these items is now on [[Rare Items/Crimbo Items|this page]]. | |||
==Limited Items== | |||
The full list of these items is now on [[Rare Items/Limited Items|this page]]. | |||
==Formerly rare items== | ==Formerly rare items== | ||
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*{{InlineItem|floral print shirt}} and {{InlineItem|coconut bikini top}} (originally hacked items) | *{{InlineItem|floral print shirt}} and {{InlineItem|coconut bikini top}} (originally hacked items) | ||
*{{InlineItem|fruitcake}} (before Crimbo 2005 and Halloween drops, fruitcake was from Crimbo 2003) | *{{InlineItem|fruitcake}} (before Crimbo 2005 and Halloween drops, fruitcake was from Crimbo 2003) | ||
*{{InlineItem|hovering sombrero}} (Before [[South of The Border]] was implemented, the Hovering Sombrero was Jick's | *{{InlineItem|hovering sombrero}} (Before [[South of The Border]] was implemented, the Hovering Sombrero was Jick's seldom seen personal familiar.) | ||
*{{InlineItem|lovecat tail}} (Drops from the rare [[questionable taco]], now also drops in the [[I Refuse!]] adventure) | *{{InlineItem|lovecat tail}} (Drops from the rare [[questionable taco]], now also drops in the [[I Refuse!]] adventure) | ||
*{{InlineItem|meaty helmet turtle}} (originally hacked items, now a smithable recipe) | *{{InlineItem|meaty helmet turtle}} (originally hacked items, now a smithable recipe) | ||
*{{InlineItem|oriole-feather headdress}} (former one-time gift from [[The Toot Oriole]], now can be dropped by the [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]]) | |||
*{{InlineItem|pail}} (once dropped, then stopped, now drops ''and'' is a minor sidequest reward) | *{{InlineItem|pail}} (once dropped, then stopped, now drops ''and'' is a minor sidequest reward) | ||
*{{InlineItem|papotion of papower}} (replaced by [[Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance]], then returned with the same recipe but a different effect) | *{{InlineItem|papotion of papower}} (replaced by [[Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance]], then returned with the same recipe but a different effect) | ||
*{{InlineItem|stone of eXtreme power}} (used to drop in The Shore, then stopped dropping, now can be mined) | *{{InlineItem|stone of eXtreme power}} (used to drop in The Shore, then stopped dropping, now can be mined) | ||
**{{InlineItem|eXtreme meat crossbow}}, {{InlineItem|eXtreme meat staff}}, {{InlineItem|eXtreme meat sword}}, {{InlineItem|eXtreme nose ring}} (items smithed from the stone of eXtreme power) | **{{InlineItem|eXtreme meat crossbow}}, {{InlineItem|eXtreme meat staff}}, {{InlineItem|eXtreme meat sword}}, {{InlineItem|eXtreme nose ring}} (items smithed from the stone of eXtreme power) | ||
*{{InlineItem|plastic passion fruit}} (originally dropped at the [[Lemon Party Slot]] during [[The Gray Plague]], stopped dropping, now available through the [[I Refuse!]] adventure) | *{{InlineItem|plastic passion fruit}} (originally dropped at the [[Lemon Party Slot]] during [[The Gray Plague]], stopped dropping, now available through the [[I Refuse!]] adventure and can be dropped by the [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]]) | ||
*{{InlineItem|third-hand nunchaku}} (Used to drop in Degrassi Knoll, stopped dropping, then was renamed and now drops in the Haiku Dungeon) | *{{InlineItem|third-hand nunchaku}} (Used to drop in Degrassi Knoll, stopped dropping, then was renamed and now drops in the Haiku Dungeon) | ||
*{{InlineItem|white belt}} (Briefly craftable, then no longer craftable, now craftable with the same recipe as before) | |||
*Penguin Mafia items (used to drop, then stopped dropping, then returned when the [[frozen Mob Penguin]] was implemented) | *Penguin Mafia items (used to drop, then stopped dropping, then returned when the [[frozen Mob Penguin]] was implemented) | ||
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==Items that have been completely removed from the game== | ==Items that have been completely removed from the game== | ||
(Note: If the item has simply been renamed but its type, effect/function and method of acquisition remains the same, it is merely "renamed" rather than "replaced": the term "replaced" belongs properly to those items in which it was not just the name that changed.) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Guild Pants}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|batskin belt}}) | *{{InlineItem|Guild Pants}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|batskin belt}}) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Mystery Raffle Ticket}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|raffle ticket}}) | *{{InlineItem|Mystery Raffle Ticket}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|raffle ticket}}) | ||
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*{{InlineItem|Turtleslinger}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|Mace of the Tortoise}}) | *{{InlineItem|Turtleslinger}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|Mace of the Tortoise}}) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Gnollish nunchaku}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|third-hand nunchaku}}) | *{{InlineItem|Gnollish nunchaku}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|third-hand nunchaku}}) | ||
*chewing gums: | *The original {{InlineItem|E-Z Cook Oven™}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|Dramatic™ range}}) | ||
*{{InlineItem|Cocktailcrafting kit}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit}}) | |||
*{{InlineItem|Cape of the Goblin King}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|Codpiece of the Goblin King}}) | |||
*Minty chewing gums (formerly Hacked Items which there was no legitimate way to acquire): | |||
**{{InlineItem|Single-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|tamarind-flavored chewing gum}}) | **{{InlineItem|Single-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|tamarind-flavored chewing gum}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|Double-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum}}) | **{{InlineItem|Double-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|Triple-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|pickle-flavored chewing gum}}) | **{{InlineItem|Triple-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|pickle-flavored chewing gum}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|Quadruple-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|jabañero-flavored chewing gum}}) | **{{InlineItem|Quadruple-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|jabañero-flavored chewing gum}}) | ||
* | *Cocktails and cocktail ingredients, during a revamp of drink combinations: | ||
**{{InlineItem|cranmopolitan}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|cherry bomb}}) | **{{InlineItem|cranmopolitan}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|cherry bomb}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|skewered cranberry}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|skewered cherry}}) | **{{InlineItem|skewered cranberry}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|skewered cherry}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem| | **{{InlineItem|skewered olive}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|skewered jumbo olive}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|superolive}} ( | **{{InlineItem|supermartini}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|dry martini}}) | ||
*{{InlineItem|scrumptious reagent}} potions: | **{{InlineItem|superolive}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|jumbo olive}}) | ||
*{{InlineItem|scrumptious reagent}} potions, during a revamp of potion recipes: | |||
**{{InlineItem|alarming strawberry juice}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|oil of slipperiness}}) | **{{InlineItem|alarming strawberry juice}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|oil of slipperiness}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|dill potion}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|cologne of contempt}}) | **{{InlineItem|dill potion}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|cologne of contempt}}) | ||
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**{{InlineItem|tomato smoothie}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|cordial of concentration}}) | **{{InlineItem|tomato smoothie}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|cordial of concentration}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|wrath serum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|philter of phorce}}) | **{{InlineItem|wrath serum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|philter of phorce}}) | ||
*Completely normal [[Crimbo#2007|Crimbo 2007]] [[Advent Calendar (2007)|Advent Calendar]] items: | *Completely normal [[Crimbo#2007|Crimbo 2007]] [[Advent Calendar (2007)|Advent Calendar]] items that became nanite-infested: | ||
**{{InlineItem|completely typical fruitcake}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested fruitcake}}) | **{{InlineItem|completely typical fruitcake}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested fruitcake}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|perfectly innocuous gingerbread bugbear}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear}}) | **{{InlineItem|perfectly innocuous gingerbread bugbear}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|unremarkable candy cane}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested candy cane}}) | **{{InlineItem|unremarkable candy cane}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested candy cane}}) | ||
**{{InlineItem|untainted eggnog}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested eggnog}}) | **{{InlineItem|untainted eggnog}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested eggnog}}) | ||
*Items from the ocean: | *Items from the ocean, which changed name upon acquiring a function: | ||
**{{InlineItem|strange stone sphere}} ( | **{{InlineItem|strange stone sphere}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|El Vibrato power sphere}} when El Vibrato first discovered the island's purpose) | ||
**{{InlineItem|strange tiki idol}} ( | **{{InlineItem|strange tiki idol}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|Idol of Ak'gyxoth}} when the demon's name was discovered) | ||
*Items still assigned [[items by number|item id numbers]], but no longer obtainable: | *Items still assigned [[items by number|item id numbers]], but no longer obtainable: | ||
**{{InlineItem|large stone triangle}} | **{{InlineItem|large stone triangle}} | ||
**{{InlineItem|medium stone triangle}} | **{{InlineItem|medium stone triangle}} | ||
**{{InlineItem|small stone triangle}} | **{{InlineItem|small stone triangle}} | ||
**{{InlineItem|strange stone pyramid}} | |||
**{{InlineItem|sober pill}} | **{{InlineItem|sober pill}} | ||
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A rare item is an item which exists in the Kingdom but is either difficult or very expensive (usually both) to obtain.
Some rares are extremely rare drops in the Kingdom (such as the Ultra Rares) while others are items which can only be obtained as special gifts (such as the Radio Free Regalia). Still others are items which once dropped in the Kingdom but no longer do, such as the gasmask. Some are gifts which were given to everyone on a specific date, such as the Crimbo pressie. Also included are Hacked Items, as well as items used solely for testing and never available outside of exploits. Really rare and special non-rare items are listed near the bottom of the page; the rare items near the top are in no particular order.
Ultra-rare drops
17-ball
Counterclockwise Watch
crazy bastard sword
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
hockey stick of furious angry rage
hypnodisk
incredibly dense meat gem
optimal spreadsheet
Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Talisman of Baio
Talisman of Bakula
The Nuge's favorite crossbow
repaid diaper
Special Gifts
Annual Ascot (given to the artists of the 2010 Fanart Calendar)
Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt (given to ascension testers and seldon, the first player to ascend)
big ol' trophy (meant to be a prize for player "accordion thief"'s scavenger hunt)
blank white card (originally given to Riff)- Frank Gorshin trophy (given to the winners of Riff's first and second riddle contests)
Gregarious Gregorian Smock (given to the artists of the 2011 Fanart Calendar)
Item #13 (never truly "available", unknown whether or not they are currently in the same state)
LARP carp Given to winners of the KoL LARPs at KoL Con
N. O. Beer (given to the members of Noblesse Oblige)
one million meat pancakes (first a gift, then duped many times. No longer given away.)
Otorian Battle Scar (given to the members of Otori)
Leapin' Trousers (given to the artists of the 2012 Fanart Calendar)
Periodical Paintbrush (given to the artists of the 2008 Fanart Calendar)
puzzling ribbon (given to people who solved one of HotStuff's occasional puzzle contests)
puzzling trophy (given to the first people to solve one of HotStuff's occasional puzzle contests)
Seasonal Beret (given to the artists of the 2009 Fanart Calendar)
Star of Bravery (Given to participants of the KoL Con VI Costume Competition)
Warehouse 23 bling (given to the members of Warehouse 23 and Arbitrage)
Gifts still available
Radio gifts that are no longer available
As Radio KoL shut down in late 2019, there is no longer any way to obtain the prizes they used to give out.
Voluminous Radio Hat
Voluminous Radio Pants
Voluminous Radio Sneakers
radio button candy- All items in the Radio Free Regalia and the radio accessories (the Radio KoL Antenna Ball, Bottle Opener, Flashlight, Keychain, Maracas and Patch)
Mafia Prizes
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot- Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
cement shoes- Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
Mafia bow tie
Mafia stogie
Mafia violin case- Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
old school Mafia knickerbockers- Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
- Uovo Marcio Shiraz
Grimacite Bock
Grimacite gaiters
Grimacite galoshes
Grimacite garter
Grimacite gasmask
Grimacite gat
Grimacite gauntlets
Grimacite girdle
Grimacite glaive
Grimacite goggles
Grimacite go-go boots
Grimacite gorget
Grimacite gown
Grimacite greaves
Grimacite guayabera
wedge of gray cheese
Hacked Items
These items have been hacked from the database.
birthday candle
Children's Meal of the Damned
steaming evil
voodoo doll
Newbiesport™ backpack- hemp backpack
Items used for testing
familiar experience pill
Mr. Shirt
off-hand balloon
serrated proboscis extension- Mr. Container (note: this item may or may not belong in the Hacked Items section)
Items that no longer drop
These are items that that do not exist in great quantity in the Kingdom and for which there is no way any more will exist (unless they are reimplemented). Previous Mr. Store Monthly Specials are listed below this entry. Less-rare special event items that no longer drop are listed near the bottom of the page.
Admiral's hat
beet
chunk of depleted Grimacite
comfy blanket
Crimbo pressie (and by extension: 
wrapping paper, present, 
Crimbo hat, 
Crimbo pants and 
Crimbo sword)
Crimbo stocking (and by extension 
small Crimbo Pressie, and the special Crimbo gifts mentioned below)
crystallized memory (and by extension 
floaty inverse geode)
extra special Crimbo stocking
forbidden sausage (Brushfires)
gasmask
guild application
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
rainbow pearl (and by extension: 
rainbow pearl earring, 
rainbow pearl necklace, and 
rainbow pearl ring)
Idol of Ak'gyxoth
phish stick- old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie (and by extension the special Crimbo 2007 gifts mentioned below)
red-hot medallion
sinister ancient tablet
throbbing rage gland
tropical Crimbo pressie (and by extension: 
tropical wrapping paper, 
Tropical Crimbo Hat, 
Tropical Crimbo Shorts, 
Tropical Crimbo Sword and the special Crimboween gifts mentioned below)
Underworld trunk (and by extension: 
Staff of the Woodfire, 
Underworld flail and 
Underworld truncheon)
Underworld acorn (and by extension: 
Underworld sapling)
unearthed volcanic meteoroid
Previous Mr. Store items
Items formerly available from Mr. Store are considered rare. The list of these items is available on this page.
Custom Items
A custom item is a one-of-a-kind item specially designed for a specific player. These items are given out (in the words of Mr. Skullhead) "for whatever we feel like".
1 Meat (given to Sirris to settle a debt)
arse-shooting crossbow (given to Kucolan)
bugbear-smiting sword (given to spazworrier)
Cat-Herding Prod (given to Cassandra7)
conspicuous lack of pants (given to EyeSpeculum)
defective Golden Mr. Accessory (given to Invariel)
especially homoerotic frat-paddle (Given to Xenophobe, later removed)
exclusive ultra-rare item (given to Phoenix & Mick)
fetus-smashing club (given to Bashy)
fuzzy bracelets (given to Mick)- golden sausage (given to Cobain Dougans)
heteroerotic frat-paddle (given to Mr Skullhead)
intergalactic pom poms (given to skipperic)
MAHI fez (given to BoozerBear)
Mjolnir Jr. (given to Thor the Mighty)
Panda outfit (given to Foggy)
Radio Free Jersey (given to Amplitude)
Radio KoL Coffee Mug (given to KolMohDee)
Rainbow Jello Mould (given to Jelloboi)
rubber WWBBDD? bracelet (given to BlackBeltDuck)
Scandalously Skimpy Bikini (given to Sassylassy)
second-hand knockoff engagement ring (given to Mr Magnifico)- silver sausage (given to DarthDud)
Sombrero De Vida (given to Vida Londres)- sparkly engagement ring (given to Phoenix)
Stupid University Diploma (given to Prima Vera Angelhair)
Toddler-sized Dragon Costume (given to Cynn)
Totally Gay Claymore (given to PhilANThropiSt - twice, after his initial character was disabled and deleted for policy violation and he reincarnated himself as "The Real PANTS")- wad of Crovacite (given to Crovax1234)
Xlyinia's notebook (given to Xlyinia)
zombie monkey necklace (given to killer zombie monkey)
Really rares
spooky hockey mask (Somewhat rare drop when resting)- These four are available somewhat rarely from
Lucky Surprise Eggs and 
doll houses:
- These five are available from eating
Spooky Surprise Eggs and using 
dollhives:
Untradeable Special Items
Crimbo Items
all-year sucker (Crimbo 2011)
Big Candy's tophat (Crimbo 2011)
coal paperweight (Crimbo 2010)
heart of dark chocolate (Crimbo 2011)
jingle bell (Crimbo 2010)
snow hat (Crimbo 2009)
snow belly (Crimbo 2009)
snow pants (Crimbo 2009)
time sleigh (given as a reward for saving Uncle Crimbo during Crimboween)
The Spirit of Crimbo (Crimbo 2008)
Unionize The Elves sign (dropped once per ascension at the Crimbo Town Toy Factory)
wand of fudge control (Crimbo 2011)
SSPD Items
blue glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIII)
blue ribbon (St. Sneaky Pete's Day VII)
blue traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day V)
detour shield (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXV)
flashing novelty button (St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII - X, XII)- green traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day IV)
- green glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day IX)
"Humorous" T-shirt (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI, was originally tradeable)- orange glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII)
- orange traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day I)
- pink glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day X)
- purple glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIV)
- outrageous sombrero (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI, was originally tradeable)
- red traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day III)
slippery when wet shield (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXVI)
speed limit shield (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIV)
tattered paper crown (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XV-XXI), and by extension, 
vanilla-frosted king cake, banana-frosted king cake, blueberry-frosted king cake, and chocolate-frosted king cake, though curiously, not the 
pink plastic baby, brown plastic baby, blue plastic baby, and red plastic baby, as they are rare but actually tradeable.
tin star (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI, was originally tradeable)- yellow glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XII)
- yellow traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day II)
yield shield (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIII)
can-you-dig-it? (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)
Ellsbury's journal (Neckback Crick)
flyest of shirts (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)
hair of the calf, and by extension, 
world's most unappetizing beverage (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)- Mob Penguin protection contract
Mr. Exploiter
squirmy violent party snack (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)
The Legendary Beat (Professor Jacking's Laboratory)
World Events
astronaut ice-cream (reward from The LAAAAME Observatory)- blank note, and by extension,
eerily silent box (Brushfires) 
control crystal
fossilized necklace (reward for defeating a reanimated skeleton as part of the Bigg's Dig event)
Junior LAAAAME merit badge (reward from The LAAAAME Observatory)
Lord Flameface's cloak (Brushfires)
moon unit
pirate hook (given to certain players on September 19th, 2005 (Talk Like a Pirate Day))
rose-colored glasses (obtained from the A Suspicious-Looking Guy while during The Gray Plague)
Senior LAAAAME merit badge (reward from The LAAAAME Observatory -- only 68 exist)
Time Juice (given to all players after The Council of Loathing time juice fund ended)
Yeti Protest Sign (dropped once per player at The Icy Peak)
Promotional Items
These are items that are obtained by means of using a once-only "redemption code" given out at a promotional event, or in a promotional pack.
Comic-Con
superhero mask (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2006)
indie comic hipster glasses (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2007)
webbed comic mask (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2008)
funny paper hat (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2009)
space trooper helmet (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2010)
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form and by extension 
Great S-Cape or 
Marvelous Unitard (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2011)
Superhero Reboots (promotional code given out at Comic-Con 2012)
KoLCon
KoL Con 3-D Glasses (promotional code given out at KoLCon 3-D, 2006)
KoL Con IV Pole (promotional code given out at KoLCon IV, 2007)
KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat (promotional code given out at KoLCon V, 2008)
KoL Con Six Pack (promotional code given out at KoLCon VI, 2009)
Seven Loco (promotional code given out at KoLCon VII, 2010)
KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet (promotional code given out at KoLCon VIII, 2011)
Hat O' Nine Tails (promotional code given out at KoLCon IX, 2012)
KoL Con X Treasure Map (promotional item given out at KoLCon X, 2013)
Size XI Wizard's Robe (promotional item given out at KoLCon XI, 2014)
hippo tutu (promotional code purchasable at KoLCon VII, 2010)
Gygaxian Libram (promotional code purchasable at KoLCon VIII, 2011)
Tome of Rad Libs (promotional code purchasable at KoLCon IX, 2012)
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog (promotional code purchasable at KoLCon X, 2013)
Xi Receiver Unit (promotional code purchasable at KoLCon XI, 2014)
potted tea tree (promotional code purchasable at KoLCon XII, 2015)
Others
- Junior Adventurer's kit (promotional code given out at GenCon, 2008)
Jeppson's Malort (given out at MaxFunCon 2011)
styrofoam peanuts (promotional code given out in the Feelies Pack, in the Store of Loathing)
Crimbo Items
The full list of these items is now on this page.
Limited Items
The full list of these items is now on this page.
Formerly rare items
beanbag chair (originally either a gift from Jick, or an item that never existed but was invented by a player who photoshopped a screenshot of his campground and bragged about non-existent items therein: more likely the latter, in fact)
blood flower (originally dropped at The Icy Peak during The Gray Plague, stopped dropping, now available through the I Refuse! adventure)
bone collar(originally leaked item from the Cake-Shaped Arena with a Comma Chameleon, before the Misshapen Animal Skeleton was implemented.)
can of Red Minotaur (originally hacked before it was implemented)
demonskin trousers (originally dropped, then stopped, reimplemented as a smithable item)
dungeoneer's dungarees (once dropped, then stopped, then dropped in a new location)
Ent cider (once dropped, then stopped, then was brought back)
fez of etymology (became valuable when dictionaries became unsmithable for some time.)
floral print shirt and coconut bikini top (originally hacked items)
fruitcake (before Crimbo 2005 and Halloween drops, fruitcake was from Crimbo 2003)- hovering sombrero (Before South of The Border was implemented, the Hovering Sombrero was Jick's seldom seen personal familiar.)
lovecat tail (Drops from the rare questionable taco, now also drops in the I Refuse! adventure)
meaty helmet turtle (originally hacked items, now a smithable recipe)
oriole-feather headdress (former one-time gift from The Toot Oriole, now can be dropped by the Baby Bugged Bugbear)
pail (once dropped, then stopped, now drops and is a minor sidequest reward)
papotion of papower (replaced by Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance, then returned with the same recipe but a different effect)
stone of eXtreme power (used to drop in The Shore, then stopped dropping, now can be mined)
eXtreme meat crossbow, 
eXtreme meat staff, 
eXtreme meat sword, 
eXtreme nose ring (items smithed from the stone of eXtreme power)
plastic passion fruit (originally dropped at the Lemon Party Slot during The Gray Plague, stopped dropping, now available through the I Refuse! adventure and can be dropped by the Baby Bugged Bugbear)
third-hand nunchaku (Used to drop in Degrassi Knoll, stopped dropping, then was renamed and now drops in the Haiku Dungeon)
white belt (Briefly craftable, then no longer craftable, now craftable with the same recipe as before)
- Penguin Mafia items (used to drop, then stopped dropping, then returned when the frozen Mob Penguin was implemented)
- Formerly craftable items (used to have smithing recipes, these were removed, then obtainable in the I Refuse! adventure)
Items that have been completely removed from the game
(Note: If the item has simply been renamed but its type, effect/function and method of acquisition remains the same, it is merely "renamed" rather than "replaced": the term "replaced" belongs properly to those items in which it was not just the name that changed.)
Guild Pants (replaced by 
batskin belt)
Mystery Raffle Ticket (replaced by raffle ticket)- scroll of turtle summoning (replaced by
turtle totem) 
turtle factory (replaced by 
stone turtle)
Turtleslinger (replaced by 
Mace of the Tortoise)- Gnollish nunchaku (replaced by third-hand nunchaku)
- The original
E-Z Cook Oven™ (renamed to Dramatic™ range) 
cocktailcrafting kit (renamed to Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit)
Cape of the Goblin King (renamed to 
Codpiece of the Goblin King)- Minty chewing gums (formerly Hacked Items which there was no legitimate way to acquire):
Single-Minty Gum (replaced by 
tamarind-flavored chewing gum)- Double-Minty Gum (replaced by lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum)
- Triple-Minty Gum (replaced by pickle-flavored chewing gum)
- Quadruple-Minty Gum (replaced by jabañero-flavored chewing gum)
- Cocktails and cocktail ingredients, during a revamp of drink combinations:
cranmopolitan (replaced by cherry bomb)
skewered cranberry (replaced by skewered cherry)
skewered olive(?) (replaced by 
skewered jumbo olive)
supermartini (renamed to dry martini)
superolive (renamed to jumbo olive)
scrumptious reagent potions, during a revamp of potion recipes:
alarming strawberry juice (replaced by oil of slipperiness)
dill potion (replaced by cologne of contempt)
drab potion (replaced by potion of potency)- equilibrium juice (replaced by oil of expertise)
grapefruit juice of powerful power (replaced by tomato juice of powerful power)
maraschino moxiosity potion (replaced by Connery's Elixir of Audacity)
orangish aphrodisiac (replaced by serum of sarcasm)- potion of chalky equality (replaced by oil of stability)
tomato smoothie (replaced by cordial of concentration)
wrath serum (replaced by philter of phorce)
- Completely normal Crimbo 2007 Advent Calendar items that became nanite-infested:
- completely typical fruitcake (replaced by nanite-infested fruitcake)
perfectly innocuous gingerbread bugbear (replaced by nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear)
unremarkable candy cane (replaced by nanite-infested candy cane)
untainted eggnog (replaced by nanite-infested eggnog)
- Items from the ocean, which changed name upon acquiring a function:
strange stone sphere (renamed to El Vibrato power sphere when El Vibrato first discovered the island's purpose)- strange tiki idol (renamed to Idol of Ak'gyxoth when the demon's name was discovered)
- Items still assigned item id numbers, but no longer obtainable:
