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The Haiku Dungeon is one of the dungeons in [[The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons]]. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:
The Haiku Dungeon is one of the dungeons in [[The Dungeoneers' Association]].


:This dungeon is deep, unlike your well of courage. You jet. Big sissy.
All messages in the dungeon are in [[haiku]]. See [[Haiku combat]] for generic combat messages.


<center>(You must have at least 5 <stat> to adventure here.)</center>
{{statrec|Darkened corridors<br />filled with all manner of threats.<br />Spring rain in your pants.}}


==Combat Adventures==
{{Combat|name=amateur ninja}}
{{Combat|name=amateur ninja}}


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{{Combat|name=Knob Goblin poseur}}
{{Combat|name=Knob Goblin poseur}}


{{choice|name=Gravy Fairy Ring|image=Mushring.gif
==Non-combat Adventures==
|choice1name=Gaffle some mushrooms|choice1=?
{{Choice|name=Gravy Fairy Ring|image=mushring.gif|choice1name=Gaffle some mushrooms|choice1=Obtain 2-3 mushrooms|choice2name=Take some gravy instead, or|choice2=Obtain a [[fairy gravy boat]]|choice3name=Leave the ring alone|choice3=Ends adventure}}
|choice2name=Take some gravy instead, or|choice2=[[fairy gravy boat]]
|choice3name=Leave the ring alone|choice3=?}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the It's About Damn Time|image=dungdoor.gif|drops=[[red paperclip]]|note1=A [[Ascension#One_Time|one time]] adventure.|note2=Occurs during the [[Going Postal]] quest.}}
 
 
==Retired Adventures==
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the Summer (Xtreme Mage)|stat=2 {{Mysticality}}|image=haiku11.gif|note1=This adventure was removed on January 24th, 2007, when [[The Wizard of Ego]] quest rolled out.}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Ruck|drops=[[dope gangsta bling-bling]]|image=chest.gif|note1=This adventure used to be triggered whenever you adventured here with a [[ten-leaf clover]] in your inventory.}}
 
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Craziness|drops=[[rusty metal ring]]|image=haiku15.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Debauchery|stat=2 {{Muscle}}|image=haiku20.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Depravity|stat=2 {{Mysticality}}|image=haiku22.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Excitement (Bugbear)|drops=[[bugbear bungguard]]|image=haiku2.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Excitement (Gelatinous Cube)|meat=15|image=haiku3.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Excitement (Torch)|stat=1 {{Mysticality}}|image=haiku1.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Extravaganza|stat=1 {{Moxie}}|image=haiku19.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Hooray!|stat=2 {{Muscle}}|image=haiku17.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the Fall (Start Flexing)|stat=2 {{Muscle}}|image=haiku12.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the Fall (Treasure Chest)|meat=20|image=chest.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the Spring (Get Real Drunk)|stat=1 {{Muscle}}|image=haiku4.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the Spring (Question Every Goblin)|drops=[[meat from yesterday]]|image=haiku5.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the Summer (Gold Cojones)|stat=1 {{Moxie}}|image=haiku8.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the Summer (Knocked Dafuggout)|stat=3 {{Moxie}}|image=haiku9.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the Winter (Gravy)|drops=[[fairy gravy boat]]|image=haiku6.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the Winter (Spoon and Bowl)|meat=20|image=haiku6.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Insanity|stat=2-3 {{Moxie}}|image=haiku13.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Loot|drops=[[Orcish meat locker]]|image=haiku18.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Lunch Break|meat=30|image=haiku25.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Monotony|drops=[[rusty metal shaft]]|meat=15|image=haiku16.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Relaxation|drops=[[ice-cold Willer]]|image=haiku14.gif}}
 
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Romance|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=haiku24.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Self-Destruction|stat=3 {{Mysticality}}|image=haiku21.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Turtle in peril|drops=[[samurai turtle]]|tag=turtle|image=threadturtle.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon Skullduggery|meat=25|image=chest.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Haiku Dungeon in the It's About Damn Time|image=dungdoor.gif|drops=[[red paperclip]]|tag=postal}}


{{Choice|name=The Haiku Dungeon 1|image=fatninja.gif |choice1name=Beat him with your weapon|choice1=Fail the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]]
{{Adventure|name=Five Deadly Syllables‎|image=wosp_scroll.gif|drops=[[Teachings of the Fist]]|tag=fist}}
|choice2name=Kick him in the junk
|choice3name=Try to bribe him with some Meat
|note1=Part of the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]], and will not occur once it is complete.}}
 
{{Choice|name=The Haiku Dungeon 2|image=drunkenm.gif |choice1name=Try a roundhouse kick
|choice2name=Offer the guy some more booze
|choice3name=Focus your chi and Hadoken|choice3=Fail the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]]
|note1=Part of the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]], and will not occur once it is complete.}}
 
{{Choice|name=The Haiku Dungeon 3|image=3ninjas.gif |choice1name=Give Hung Lo a shot
|choice2name=Large Wang's the one you want|choice2=Fail the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]]
|choice3name=Try Enormous Genitals
|note1=Part of the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]], and will not occur once it is complete.}}
 
{{Choice|name=The Haiku Dungeon 4|image=Vending.gif |choice1name=Push the button for ramen
|choice2name=Get a tiny plastic zmobie|choice2=Fail the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]]
|choice3name=Buy the boxer shorts
|note1=Part of the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]], and will not occur once it is complete.}}
 
{{Choice|name=The Haiku Dungeon 5|image=pebbleman.gif |choice1name=Distract him and sneak away
|choice2name=Quickly grab the stone
|choice3name=Kick him square in the shins|choice3=Fail the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]]
|note1=Part of the [[Most_Extreme_Haiku_Challenge|Haiku Challenge]], and will not occur once it is complete.}}
 
==Notes==
*Combat functions differently in the Haiku Dungeon than in the rest of the game-- it is entirely in [[wikipedia:Haiku|Haiku]].
**Critical hit:
{{haiku
|h1=That was quite a hit!
|h2=True, palpable, CRITICAL!
|h3=(Constructively so.)}}
**When fumbling (?):
{{haiku
|h1=A gentle spring breeze
|h2=is wafted by your weapon
|h3=as it hits the floor.}}
{{haiku|image=hitpoints.gif
|h1=Bamboo leaves rustle,
|h2=your blood falls like gentle rain.
|h3=You lose 3 hp.}}
**Winning the fight:
{{haiku|image=happy.gif
|h1=With your final blow,
|h2=you deliver the smackdown.
|h3=Sweet, sweet victory.}}
{{haiku|image=happy.gif
|h1=You did your best, friend.
|h2=Losers whine about their best
|h3=but you're no loser!}}
**Getting [[Meat]]:
{{haiku|image=meat.gif
|h1=The harvest moon glows
|h2=you can see X Meat
|h3=ripe for the picking.}}
{{haiku|image=meat.gif
|h1=You find X Meat,
|h2=and decide you will keep it.
|h3=Capitalism!.}}
{{haiku|image=meat.gif
|h1=If meat grows on trees,
|h2=then it must be autumn now:
|h3=you gain 18 meat.}}
**Gaining [[Muscle]] substats:
{{haiku|image=strboost.gif
|h1=You work up a sweat,
|h2=gain X muscle from the fight.
|h3=Sweet! Now go shower.}}
**Gaining [[Muscle]] point:
{{haiku|image=strboost.gif
|h1=Flex that bicep! Yeah!
|h2=You just gained a Muscle point.
|h3=''You're'' the man now, dog.}}
**Gaining [[Mysticality]] substats:
{{haiku|image=snowflakes.gif
|h1=Nothing up your sleeve
|h2=X magic in your brainpan.
|h3=Abracadabra.}}
**Gaining [[Mysticality]] point:
{{haiku|image=snowflakes.gif
|h1=The planets aligned,
|h2=your Mysticality rose.
|h3=By an entire point!}}
**Gaining [[Moxie]] substats:
{{haiku|image=wink.gif
|h1=Extend both thumbs.
|h2=Who just got X more Moxie?
|h3=You assert: ''this'' guy!}}
{{haiku|image=wink.gif
|h1=Like a winter breeze,
|h2=keeping your cool in battle,
|h3=you gain 1 Chutzpah.}}
**Stat Familiar:
{{haiku|image=wink.gif
|h1=Your familiar grins
|h2=smiles are lousy umbrellas
|h3=but good for the soul.}}
**Attack Familiar:
{{haiku|image=wink.gif
|h1=Twilight silence falls
|h2=your pet does 14 damage.
|h3=Vicious little guy.}}
**Pastamancer Combat Ghost:
{{haiku|image=macaroni.gif
|h1=You enlist some aid
|h2=from a powerful ally.
|h3=Powerful tasty.}}
**Summon Mayfly Swarm:
{{haiku|image=mayflies.gif
|h1=Brief pleasures of spring
|h2=May flies when you're having fun.
|h3=Swarms arrive, leave. Poof!}}
 
 
*[[Mr. Skullhead]] mentioned on [[Radio KoL]] on July 23, 2007 that the Haiku Dungeon was being worked on and revamped, as it was originally created before Asymmetric was formed, by a person who is no longer with the company. On [[History of Loathing (2008)#August 29|August 29, 2008]], the revamp went into effect
*The Most Extreme Haiku Challenges don't appear in any particular order.


==References==
==References==
*The various "Haiku Dungeon in the <season>" adventures may allude to most Japanese [[wikipedia:haiku|haiku]] being about seasons and nature.
*The various "Haiku Dungeon in the <season>" adventures may allude to most Japanese [[wikipedia:haiku|haiku]] being about seasons and nature.
==History==
*[[Mr Skullhead]] mentioned on [[Radio KoL]] on July 23, 2007 that the Haiku Dungeon was being worked on and revamped, as it was originally created before Asymmetric was formed, by a person who is no longer with the company. On [[History of Loathing (2008)#August 29, 2008|August 29, 2008]], the revamp went into effect.  Retired adventures can be seen [[The Haiku Dungeon/Retired|here]].


[[Category:Locations|Haiku Dungeon, The]]
[[Category:Locations|Haiku Dungeon, The]]

Latest revision as of 22:54, 8 January 2014

The Haiku Dungeon
The Haiku Dungeon
The Haiku Dungeon
Zone Num 138
Location The Dungeoneers' Association
Unlocks Open by default
Recom Stat 5
Combat % 90
Quests Most Extreme Haiku Challenge
ML 3 - 4
Terrain underground
Special Adventures
Lucky none
Turtle Turtle in peril
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The Haiku Dungeon is one of the dungeons in The Dungeoneers' Association.

All messages in the dungeon are in haiku. See Haiku combat for generic combat messages.

A primary stat of 5 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Darkened corridors
filled with all manner of threats.
Spring rain in your pants.
(It is recommended that you have at least 5 <mainstat> to adventure here.)


Combat Adventures

amateur ninja This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
ancient insane monk This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
Ferocious bugbear This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: bugbear bungguard, bugbear beanie
  • Meat Drop: 16-24
  • Monster Level: 3 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 13
  • Monster Defense: 2
  • Hit Points: 5
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: None
gelatinous cube This monster is a Slime -- (edit metadata)
Knob Goblin poseur This monster is a Goblin -- (edit metadata)

Non-combat Adventures

Gravy Fairy Ring
Gravy Fairy Ring
  • Gaffle some mushrooms: Obtain 2-3 mushrooms
  • Take some gravy instead, or: Obtain a fairy gravy boat
  • Leave the ring alone: Ends adventure
Turtle in peril
Haiku Dungeon in the It's About Damn Time
Five Deadly Syllables‎

References

  • The various "Haiku Dungeon in the <season>" adventures may allude to most Japanese haiku being about seasons and nature.

History

  • Mr Skullhead mentioned on Radio KoL on July 23, 2007 that the Haiku Dungeon was being worked on and revamped, as it was originally created before Asymmetric was formed, by a person who is no longer with the company. On August 29, 2008, the revamp went into effect. Retired adventures can be seen here.
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