Familiar Equipment

Familiar Equipment is like ordinary equipment, but for your familiar.

Your familiar can carry one piece of equipment at a time, and will keep this even when placed back in its terrarium. Most familiar equipment can be equipped by only a single familiar, but a few pieces of equipment can be equipped by almost all familiars (the exceptions being the Comma Chameleon, the Mad Hatrack and the Disembodied Hand). Most of the familiar-specific equipment adds the equivalent of five pounds to your familiar's weight, but some have different effects.

Several familiars have no native equipment but can use multiple items. The Mad Hatrack wears hats from your inventory. The Disembodied Hands can equip any one-handed weapon to attack enemies and grant the weapon's enchantment to the player. The Comma Chameleon can emulate most familiars by eating (a destructive process) any familiar-specific equipment. The chameleon effect of the meal lasts for around 45 turns, and it always gets a weight bonus of +5. For these familiars, check out their pages for more information.

Most of the equipment specific to a single familiar is available only as a prize from the Cake-Shaped Arena. Other items can be obtained as noted.

Familiar	Equipment	Notes
All	annoying pitchfork	Found in The Bugbear Pens +5 to Monster Level
All	ant hoe	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Sleaze Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant pick	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Cold Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant pitchfork	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Stench Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant rake	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Hot Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant sickle	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Spooky Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	astral pet sweater	Purchased from Pet Heaven +10 to Familiar Weight
All	das boot	-10 to Familiar Weight Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
All, but only useful with Water-breathing familiars	fishy wand	In combat, can sometimes: Do physical/elemental damage Steal Meat Stun Delevel
All	flaming familiar doppelgänger	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Monster Level Increases familiar's exp gain
All	Guard turtle collar	+10 to Familiar Damage
All	ittah bittah hookah	+5 to Familiar Weight Grants random beneficial effects every five combats. Obtained from feeding the Duchess in a reflection of a map
All	lead necklace	Available from the Arena +3 to Familiar Weight
All	Li'l Businessman Kit	+5% Meat from Monsters +5% Item Drops from Monsters Lets your familiar make deals
All	little bitty bathysphere	-20 to Familiar Weight Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
All	little box of fireworks	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Allows your familiar to Fire off a Roman Candle Various beneficial effects still being spaded
All	Loathing Legion helicopter	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Familiar acts more often
All	lucky Tam O'Shanter	Mr. Store IotM +50% Meat from Monsters
All	lucky Tam O'Shatner	Obtained by zapping a lucky Tam O'Shanter +50% Meat from Monsters
All	Mayflower bouquet	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Sometimes drops usable flowers after combat Various additional beneficial effects
All	miniature antlers	Crimbo 2008 item +1-5 Familiar Weight, based on moonlight
All	miniature gravy-covered maypole	Mr. Store IotM +25% Items from Monsters
All	moveable feast	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Can add 10 weight to five different familiars once per day Familiar gains additional attacks
All	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	+10 lbs of Ghuol Whelp to any familiar (sometimes restores HP and MP after combat)
All	oversized fish scaler	Crimbo 2007 item Deals 20-25 damage Allows Water-breathing familiars to scale fish
All	Panda outfit	Custom item given to Foggy +5 to Familiar Weight +5% Item Drops from Monsters
All	plastic pumpkin bucket	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight +13% Items from Monsters Familiar will occasionally attack enemies
All	rat head balloon	Available from The Gift Shop after 17 ascensions -3 to Familiar Weight
All	sugar shield	Obtained by using a sugar sheet +10 to Familiar Weight
All	tiny costume wardrobe	Mr. Store IotD Effectively turns familiar into a Doppelshifter This item gives +25 weight on a Doppelshifter
All	tiny fly glasses	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
All	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	Custom item given to Cynn +5 to Familiar Weight +5% Item Drops from Monsters
All	wax lips	Mr. Store IotM +3 Stats per Fight
Adorable Seal Larva	pretty pink bow	+10 lbs. of Ghuol Whelp
Ancient Yuletide Troll	giant book of ancient carols	Causes the Ancient Yuletide Troll to drop disintegrating sheet music more frequently.
Animated Macaroni Duck	farfalle bow tie	+10 lbs. of Barrrnacle
Angry Goat	prosthetic forehead	+5 to Familiar Weight
Astral Badger	badger badge	Increases astral mushroom drop rate
Attention-Deficit Demon	attention spanner	+5 to Familiar Weight
Autonomous Disco Ball	stick-on mini solar panels	+10 lbs. of Star Starfish
Baby Bugged Bugbear	bugged beanie	+10 to Familiar Weight Obtained by simply entering the Arena, once per day, as long as no bugged beanies or bugged balaclavas are in inventory or equipped. Also obtained by "eating" (using) a bugged balaclava or bugged bön±Ã©t.
Baby Bugged Bugbear	bugged balaclava	+20 to Monster Level Makes familiar act as a Potato/Volleyball 100% of the time. Obtained by "eating" (using) a bugged beanie.
Baby Bugged Bugbear	bugged bön±Ã©t	+5% food drops +5% pants drops +5% candy drops Makes familiar act as a Potato/Fairy 100% of the time. Obtained by zapping a bugged beanie or bugged balaclava.
Baby Gravy Fairy	eye-pod	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	rattlesnake enrager	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Sandworm	string of dingle balls	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Yeti	penguin-smacking club	+5 to Familiar Damage
Barrrnacle	sucky decal	+5 to Familiar Weight
Blood-Faced Volleyball	palm-frond toupee	+5 to Familiar Weight
BRICKO chick	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	+5 to Familiar Weight
Bulky Buddy Box	pet rock "Snooty" or "Groucho" disguises	Available from Summon Hilarious Objects skill +11 to Familiar Weight
Casagnova Gnome	miniature castagnets	+5 to Familiar Weight
Chauvinist Pig	bottle of Cochon Noir	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cheshire Bat	smile-sharpening stone	+5 to Familiar Weight
Clockwork Grapefruit	false eyelashes	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cocoabo	chocolate spurs	+5 to Familiar Weight
Coffee Pixie	miniature espresso maker	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cotton Candy Carnie	cotton candy cordial	+5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo Elf	dental pliers	+5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	metallic foil bow	+5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	metallic foil radar dish	+5 to Familiar Weight Changes stat gains from volleyball to sombrero formula
Cuddlefish	six-armed sweater	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cymbal-Playing Monkey	funky brass fez	+5 to Familiar Weight
Dancing Frog	amphibious tophat	Allows Frog to breathe underwater
Dancing Frog	miniature tophat	+5 to Familiar Weight
Dandy Lion	woolen cravat	+5 to Familiar Weight
Dataspider	solid state loom	+10 to Familiar Weight
Dramatic Hedgehog	tiny prop sword	+5 to Familiar Weight
Doppelshifter	tiny makeup kit	+15 to Familiar Weight
Emo Squid	gazing shoes	+5 to Familiar Weight
Evil Teddy Bear	evil teddy bear sewing kit	Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
Exotic Parrot	cracker	+15 to Familiar Weight
Feather Boa Constrictor	velvet choker	+5 to Familiar Weight
Flaming Gravy Fairy	flaming glowsticks	Available from Mayor Zapruder if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies +5 to Familiar Weight
Frozen Gravy Fairy	iced-out bling	Available from Mayor Zapruder if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies +5 to Familiar Weight
Frumious Bandersnatch	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	+5 to Familiar Weight Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Mysticality, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Frumious Bandersnatch	charpuce jub-jub bird	+5 to Familiar Weight Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Moxie, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Frumious Bandersnatch	crimsilion jub-jub bird	+5 to Familiar Weight Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Muscle, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Fuzzy Dice	meatcar model	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ghost Pickle on a Stick	skewer-mounted razor blade	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ghuol Whelp	tiny knife and fork	+5 to Familiar Weight
Gluttonous Green Ghost	plastic bib	Makes your ghost better at eating stuff.
Green Pixie	green pixie spog	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grinning Turtle	security blankie	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grouper Groupie	gill rings	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grue	moonglasses	Makes Familiar less sensitive to light
Hand Turkey	candied yam pinky ring	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hanukkimbo Dreidl	menorette	+5 to Familiar Weight
He-Boulder	quadroculars	+5 to Familiar Weight Helps Your He-Boulder See Better (x4)
Hippo Ballerina	immense ballet shoes	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hobo Monkey	tiny bindle	+5 to Familiar Weight
Holiday Log	pet rock "Snooty" or "Groucho" disguises	+11 to Familiar Weight
Hovering Sombrero	tiny maracas	+5 to Familiar Weight
Howling Balloon Monkey	tiny balloon knife	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hunchbacked Minion	miniature Jacob's ladder	+5 to Familiar Weight
Imitation Crab	imitation whetstone	Makes Imitation Crab claws sharper
Inflatable Dodecapede	toy six-seater hovercraft	-5 to Familiar Weight
Jack-in-the-Box	brass crank handle	+5 to Familiar Weight
Jill-O-Lantern	100-Watt bulb	+5 to Familiar Weight
Jitterbug	bottle of perfume	+5 to Familiar Weight
Jumpsuited Hound Dog	blue suede shoes	+5 to Familiar Weight
Killer Bee	brass stinger	+5 to Familiar Weight
Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	microwave stogie	Helps your Organ Grinder Bake Pies Faster
Leprechaun	Meat detector	+5 to Familiar Weight
Levitating Potato	many-eyed glasses	+5 to Familiar Weight
Li'l Xenomorph	Tiny top hat and cane	Lets your Li'l Xenomorph dance!
Llama Lama	zen motorcycle	Makes Llama Lamas friendlier
Magic Dragonfish	fin-bit wax	+5 to Familiar Weight
MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	targeting chip	More likely to use more powerful attacks
Mariachi Chihuahua	tiny sombrero	+10 lbs. of Hovering Sombrero
Midget Clownfish	half-height unicycle	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Hipster	chiptune guitar	+25% Item Drops from Monsters
Mini-Hipster	fixed-gear bicycle	+3 Stat(s) Per Fight
Mini-Hipster	ironic moustache	+10 to Familiar Weight
Misshapen Animal Skeleton	bone collar	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mosquito	hypodermic needle	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mosquito	serrated proboscis extension	This is a hacked item +20 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Cactus Bud	cactus monocle	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Fire Ant	ant antidepressant	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Gila Monster	Jawmaster 2000™	+5 to Familiar Weight
Nervous Tick	Spoon!	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	rhesus monkey	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ninja Snowflake	icicle katana	+5 to Familiar Weight
O.A.F.	hardware upgrade	+5 to Familiar Weight
Obtuse Angel	quake of arrows	Angel has stronger arrows
Origami Towel Crane	can of starch	Makes Origami Towel Crane More Resistant to Wear and Tear
Pair of Ragged Claws	radioactive chew toy	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pair of Stomping Boots	stomp box	+5 to Familiar Weight
Penguin Goodfella	tasteful black bow tie	+5 to Familiar Weight
Peppermint Rhino	licorice boa	+5 to Familiar Weight
Personal Raincloud	rainbow tie	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pet Cheezling	jalapeño slices	+10 lbs. of Leprechaun
Pet Rock	pet rock "Snooty" or "Groucho" disguises	+11 to Familiar Weight
Piano Cat	kitty sheet music	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pottery Barn Owl	affordable teak perch	+5 to Familiar Weight
Psychedelic Bear	psychedelic bubble wand	+5 to Familiar Weight
Purse Rat	tiny cell phone	+10 to Familiar Weight
Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	tiny nose-bone fetish	Reduces familiar's MP expenditure by 2-4.
Ragamuffin Imp	none
Reassembled Blackbird	tiny bust of Pallas	+5 to Familiar Weight
RoboGoose	overclocked avian microprocessor	+5 to Familiar Weight
Robot Reindeer	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	+5 to Familiar Weight
Rock Lobster	Extra-strength rubber bands	+5 to Familiar Weight
Rogue Program	portable motorcycle	+5 to Familiar Weight
Sabre-Toothed Lime	tiny shaker of salt	+5 to Familiar Weight
Scary Death Orb	tuning fork	Familiar will attack you less often
Sleazy Gravy Fairy	hot pink lipstick	Found in The Sleazy Back Alley while with a Sleazy Gravy Fairy +5 to Familiar Weight
Slimeling	undissolvable contact lenses	Helps your Slimeling See Better
Smiling Rat	rat tooth polish	+5 to Familiar Weight
Snow Angel	snow halo	+5 to Familiar Weight
Snowy Owl	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	+5 to Familiar Weight
Spirit Hobo	weegee sqouija	Hobo's Booze is more effective
Spooky Gravy Fairy	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	Obtained when defeating Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies with a Spooky Gravy Fairy +5 to Familiar Weight
Spooky Pirate Skeleton	blundarrrbus	+5 to Familiar Weight
Squamous Gibberer	unspeakable lozenges	+5 to Familiar Weight
Stab Bat	shock collar	Familiar will attack you less often
Star Starfish	magnifying glass	+5 to Familiar Weight
Stinky Gravy Fairy	limburger biker boots	Available from Mayor Zapruder if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies +5 to Familiar Weight
Stocking Mimic	bag of many confections	Allows familiar to gain weight Sometimes drops candy buffs after combat
Sugar Fruit Fairy	tiny ballet slippers	+5 to Familiar Weight
Sweet Nutcracker	metal mandible	+5 to Familiar Weight
Syncopated Turtle	metrognome	+5 to Familiar Weight
Teddy Bear	teddy bear sewing kit	Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
Teddy Borg	teddy borg sewing kit	Teddy Borg loses less stuffing when hit.
Temporal Riftlet	1.21 jigawatts	+5 to Familiar Weight
Tickle-Me Emilio	tiny do-rag	+5 to Familiar Weight
Toothsome Rock	pet rock "Snooty" or "Groucho" disguises	+11 to Familiar Weight
Underworld Bonsai	miniature pruning shears	+5 to Familiar Weight
Uniclops	eye 'n' horn shampoo	+5 to Familiar Weight
Untamed Turtle	smiley-face sticker	+10 lbs. of Blood-Faced Volleyball
Urchin Urchin	pet anemone	+5 to Familiar Weight
Wereturtle	bottle of moontan lotion	Makes Familiar More Sensitive to Light
Whirling Maple Leaf	tiny Mountie hat	+5 to Familiar Weight
Wild Hare	miniature dormouse	Makes March Hare more better
Wind-up Chattering Teeth	diamond-studded fronts	+5 to Familiar Weight
Wizard Action Figure	mint-condition magic wand	Increases the Wizard's Volley/Gravy abilities from 1/3 to 2/3 Breaks every 25-40 turns Thus a Comma Chameleon acts as a 2/3 WAF until its wand "breaks," and then as a 1/3 WAF