Familiar Equipment

Familiar Equipment is like ordinary equipment, but for your familiar.

Your familiar can carry one piece of equipment at a time, and will keep this even when placed back in its terrarium. Most familiar equipment can be equipped by only a single familiar, but a few pieces of equipment can be equipped by almost all familiars (the exceptions being the Comma Chameleon, the Mad Hatrack and the Disembodied Hand). Most of the familiar-specific equipment adds the equivalent of five pounds to your familiar's weight, but some have different effects.

Several familiars have no native equipment but can use multiple items. The Mad Hatrack wears hats from your inventory. The Disembodied Hands can equip any one-handed weapon to attack enemies and grant the weapon's enchantment to the player. The Comma Chameleon can emulate most familiars by eating (a destructive process) any familiar-specific equipment. The chameleon effect of the meal lasts for around 45 turns, and it always gets a weight bonus of +5. For these familiars, check out their pages for more information.

Most of the equipment specific to a single familiar is available only as a prize from the Cake-Shaped Arena. Other items can be obtained as noted.

Familiar	Equipment	Chars (incl. space)	Notes
All	annoying pitchfork	18	Found in The Bugbear Pens +5 to Monster Level
All	ant hoe	7	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Sleaze Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant pick	8	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Cold Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant pitchfork	13	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Stench Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant rake	8	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Hot Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	ant sickle	10	Found in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Deals 10-12 Spooky Damage +10-15 Meat from Monsters
All	astral pet sweater	18	Purchased from Pet Heaven +10 to Familiar Weight
All	das boot	8	-10 to Familiar Weight Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
All, but only useful with Water-breathing familiars	fishy wand	10	In combat, can sometimes: Do physical/elemental damage Steal Meat Stun Delevel
All	flaming familiar doppelgänger	29	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Monster Level Increases familiar's exp gain
All	Guard turtle collar	19	+10 to Familiar Damage
All	ittah bittah hookah	19	+5 to Familiar Weight Grants random beneficial effects every five combats. Obtained from feeding the Duchess in a reflection of a map
All	lead necklace	13	Available from the Arena +3 to Familiar Weight
All	Li'l Businessman Kit	20	+5% Meat from Monsters +5% Item Drops from Monsters Lets your familiar make deals
All	little bitty bathysphere	24	-20 to Familiar Weight Allows underwater adventuring for air-breathing familiars
All	little box of fireworks	23	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Allows your familiar to Fire off a Roman Candle Various beneficial effects still being spaded
All	Loathing Legion helicopter	26	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Familiar acts more often
All	lucky Tam O'Shanter	19	Mr. Store IotM +50% Meat from Monsters
All	lucky Tam O'Shatner	19	Obtained by zapping a lucky Tam O'Shanter +50% Meat from Monsters
All	Mayflower bouquet	17	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Sometimes drops usable flowers after combat Various additional beneficial effects
All	miniature antlers	17	Crimbo 2008 item +1-5 Familiar Weight, based on moonlight
All	miniature gravy-covered maypole	31	Mr. Store IotM +25% Items from Monsters
All	moveable feast	14	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight Can add 10 weight to five different familiars once per day Familiar gains additional attacks
All	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	30	Mr. Store IotM +10 lbs. of Ghuol Whelp
All	oversized fish scaler	21	Crimbo 2007 item Deals 20-25 damage Allows Water-breathing familiars to scale fish
All	Panda outfit	12	Custom item given to Foggy +5 to Familiar Weight +5% Item Drops from Monsters
All	plastic pumpkin bucket	22	Mr. Store IotM +5 to Familiar Weight +13% Items from Monsters Familiar will occasionally attack enemies
All	rat head balloon	16	Available from The Gift Shop after 17 ascensions -3 to Familiar Weight
All	sugar shield	12	Obtained by using a sugar sheet +10 to Familiar Weight
All	tiny costume wardrobe	21	Mr. Store IotD Effectively turns familiar into a Doppelshifter This item gives +25 weight on a Doppelshifter
All	tiny fly glasses	16	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
All	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	28	Custom item given to Cynn +5 to Familiar Weight +5% Item Drops from Monsters
All	wax lips	8	Mr. Store IotM +3 Stats per Fight
Adorable Seal Larva	pretty pink bow	15	+10 lbs. of Ghuol Whelp
Adorable Space Buddy	cute bow from beyond the stars	30	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ancient Yuletide Troll	giant book of ancient carols	28	Causes the Ancient Yuletide Troll to drop disintegrating sheet music more frequently.
Animated Macaroni Duck	farfalle bow tie	16	+10 lbs. of Barrrnacle
Angry Goat	prosthetic forehead	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Artistic Goth Kid	little wooden mannequin	23	+5 to Familiar Weight Familiar will give free PvP fights at intervals of 20 adventures instead of 30
Astral Badger	badger badge	12	Increases astral mushroom drop rate
Attention-Deficit Demon	attention spanner	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Autonomous Disco Ball	stick-on mini solar panels	26	+10 lbs. of Star Starfish
Baby Bugged Bugbear	bugged beanie	13	+10 to Familiar Weight Obtained by simply entering the Arena, once per day, as long as no bugged beanies or bugged balaclavas are in inventory or equipped. Also obtained by "eating" (using) a bugged balaclava or bugged bön±Ã©t.
Baby Bugged Bugbear	bugged balaclava	16	+20 to Monster Level Makes familiar act as a Potato/Volleyball 100% of the time. Obtained by "eating" (using) a bugged beanie.
Baby Bugged Bugbear	bugged bön±Ã©t	15	+5% food drops +5% pants drops +5% candy drops Makes familiar act as a Potato/Fairy 100% of the time. Obtained by zapping a bugged beanie or bugged balaclava.
Baby Gravy Fairy	eye-pod	7	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Mutant Rattlesnake	rattlesnake enrager	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Sandworm	string of dingle balls	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Baby Yeti	penguin-smacking club	21	+5 to Familiar Damage
Barrrnacle	sucky decal	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Blood-Faced Volleyball	palm-frond toupee	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
BRICKO chick	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Bulky Buddy Box	pet rock "Snooty" or "Groucho" disguises		Available from Summon Hilarious Objects skill +11 to Familiar Weight
Casagnova Gnome	miniature castagnets	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Chauvinist Pig	bottle of Cochon Noir	21	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cheshire Bat	smile-sharpening stone	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Clockwork Grapefruit	false eyelashes	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cocoabo	chocolate spurs	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Coffee Pixie	miniature espresso maker	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cotton Candy Carnie	cotton candy cordial	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo Elf	dental pliers	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	metallic foil bow	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	metallic foil radar dish	24	+5 to Familiar Weight Changes stat gains from volleyball to sombrero formula
Cuddlefish	six-armed sweater	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Cymbal-Playing Monkey	funky brass fez	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Dancing Frog	amphibious tophat	17	Allows Frog to breathe underwater
Dancing Frog	miniature tophat	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Dandy Lion	woolen cravat	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Dataspider	solid state loom	16	+10 to Familiar Weight
Dramatic Hedgehog	tiny prop sword	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Doppelshifter	tiny makeup kit	15	+15 to Familiar Weight
Emo Squid	gazing shoes	12	+5 to Familiar Weight
Evil Teddy Bear	evil teddy bear sewing kit	26	Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
Exotic Parrot	cracker	7	+15 to Familiar Weight
Feather Boa Constrictor	velvet choker	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Feral Kobold	slightly thicker filthy rags	28	+5 to Familiar Weight
Flaming Face	flaming nose	12	Makes Flaming Face More Complete
Flaming Gravy Fairy	flaming glowsticks	18	Available from Mayor Zapruder if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies +5 to Familiar Weight
Frozen Gravy Fairy	iced-out bling	14	Available from Mayor Zapruder if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies +5 to Familiar Weight
Frumious Bandersnatch	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	23	+5 to Familiar Weight Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Mysticality, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Frumious Bandersnatch	charpuce jub-jub bird	21	+5 to Familiar Weight Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Moxie, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Frumious Bandersnatch	crimsilion jub-jub bird	23	+5 to Familiar Weight Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Muscle, rather than the normal 2:1:1
Fuzzy Dice	meatcar model	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Gelatinous Cubeling	Pile of dungeon junk	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ghost Pickle on a Stick	skewer-mounted razor blade	26	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ghuol Whelp	tiny knife and fork	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Gluttonous Green Ghost	plastic bib	11	Makes your ghost better at eating stuff.
Green Pixie	green pixie spog	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grinning Turtle	security blankie	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grouper Groupie	gill rings	10	+5 to Familiar Weight
Grue	moonglasses	11	Makes Familiar less sensitive to light
Hand Turkey	candied yam pinky ring	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hanukkimbo Dreidl	menorette	9	+5 to Familiar Weight
Happy Medium	crystal decanter	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
He-Boulder	quadroculars	12	+5 to Familiar Weight Helps Your He-Boulder See Better (x4)
Hippo Ballerina	immense ballet shoes	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hobo Monkey	tiny bindle	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Holiday Log	pet rock "Snooty" or "Groucho" disguises		+11 to Familiar Weight
Hovering Sombrero	tiny maracas	12	+5 to Familiar Weight
Howling Balloon Monkey	tiny balloon knife	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Hunchbacked Minion	miniature Jacob's ladder	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Imitation Crab	imitation whetstone	19	Makes Imitation Crab claws sharper
Inflatable Dodecapede	toy six-seater hovercraft	25	-5 to Familiar Weight
Jack-in-the-Box	brass crank handle	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Jill-O-Lantern	100-Watt bulb	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Jitterbug	bottle of perfume	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Jumpsuited Hound Dog	blue suede shoes	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Killer Bee	brass stinger	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Knob Goblin Organ Grinder	microwave stogie	16	Helps your Organ Grinder Bake Pies Faster
Leprechaun	Meat detector	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Levitating Potato	many-eyed glasses	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Li'l Xenomorph	Tiny top hat and cane	21	Lets your Li'l Xenomorph dance!
Llama Lama	zen motorcycle	14	Makes Llama Lamas friendlier
Magic Dragonfish	fin-bit wax	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	targeting chip	14	More likely to use more powerful attacks
Mariachi Chihuahua	tiny sombrero	13	+10 lbs. of Hovering Sombrero
Midget Clownfish	half-height unicycle	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Hipster	chiptune guitar	15	+25% Item Drops from Monsters
Mini-Hipster	fixed-gear bicycle	18	+3 Stat(s) Per Fight
Mini-Hipster	ironic moustache	16	+10 to Familiar Weight
Mini-Skulldozer	ribcage rollcage	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
MiniMechaElf	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	41	More likely to use more powerful attacks
Misshapen Animal Skeleton	bone collar	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mosquito	hypodermic needle	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mosquito	serrated proboscis extension	28	This is a hacked item +20 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Cactus Bud	cactus monocle	14	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Fire Ant	ant antidepressant	18	+5 to Familiar Weight
Mutant Gila Monster	Jawmaster 2000™	15	+5 to Familiar Weight
Nervous Tick	Spoon!	6	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot	rhesus monkey	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
Ninja Snowflake	icicle katana	13	+5 to Familiar Weight
O.A.F.	hardware upgrade	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Obtuse Angel	quake of arrows	15	Angel has stronger arrows
Origami Towel Crane	can of starch	13	Makes Origami Towel Crane More Resistant to Wear and Tear
Pair of Ragged Claws	radioactive chew toy	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pair of Stomping Boots	stomp box	9	+5 to Familiar Weight
Penguin Goodfella	tasteful black bow tie	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Peppermint Rhino	licorice boa	12	+5 to Familiar Weight
Personal Raincloud	rainbow tie	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pet Cheezling	jalapeño slices	15	+10 lbs. of Leprechaun
Pet Rock	pet rock "Snooty" or "Groucho" disguises		+11 to Familiar Weight
Piano Cat	kitty sheet music	17	+5 to Familiar Weight
Pottery Barn Owl	affordable teak perch	21	+5 to Familiar Weight
Psychedelic Bear	psychedelic bubble wand	23	+5 to Familiar Weight
Purse Rat	tiny cell phone	15	+10 to Familiar Weight
Pygmy Bugbear Shaman	tiny nose-bone fetish	21	Reduces familiar's MP expenditure by 2-4.
Ragamuffin Imp	none	6
Reassembled Blackbird	tiny bust of Pallas	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
RoboGoose	overclocked avian microprocessor	32	+5 to Familiar Weight
Robot Reindeer	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Rock Lobster	Extra-strength rubber bands	27	+5 to Familiar Weight
Rogue Program	portable motorcycle	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Sabre-Toothed Lime	tiny shaker of salt	19	+5 to Familiar Weight
Scary Death Orb	tuning fork	11	Familiar will attack you less often
Sleazy Gravy Fairy	hot pink lipstick	17	Found in The Sleazy Back Alley while with a Sleazy Gravy Fairy +5 to Familiar Weight
Slimeling	undissolvable contact lenses	28	Helps your Slimeling See Better
Smiling Rat	rat tooth polish	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Snow Angel	snow halo	9	+5 to Familiar Weight
Snowy Owl	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	29	+5 to Familiar Weight
Spirit Hobo	weegee sqouija	14	Hobo's Booze is more effective
Spooky Gravy Fairy	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	36	Obtained when defeating Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies with a Spooky Gravy Fairy +5 to Familiar Weight
Spooky Pirate Skeleton	blundarrrbus	12	+5 to Familiar Weight
Squamous Gibberer	unspeakable lozenges	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Stab Bat	shock collar	12	Familiar will attack you less often
Star Starfish	magnifying glass	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Stinky Gravy Fairy	limburger biker boots	21	Available from Mayor Zapruder if you already have Flaming, Freezing and Stinky Gravy Fairies +5 to Familiar Weight
Stocking Mimic	bag of many confections	23	Allows familiar to gain weight Sometimes drops candy buffs after combat
Sugar Fruit Fairy	tiny ballet slippers	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Sweet Nutcracker	metal mandible	14	+5 to Familiar Weight
Syncopated Turtle	metrognome	10	+5 to Familiar Weight
Teddy Bear	teddy bear sewing kit	21	Teddy Bear loses less stuffing when hit.
Teddy Borg	teddy borg sewing kit	21	Teddy Borg loses less stuffing when hit.
Temporal Riftlet	1.21 jigawatts	14	+5 to Familiar Weight
Tickle-Me Emilio	tiny do-rag	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Toothsome Rock	pet rock "Snooty" or "Groucho" disguises		+11 to Familiar Weight
Underworld Bonsai	miniature pruning shears	24	+5 to Familiar Weight
Uniclops	eye 'n' horn shampoo	20	+5 to Familiar Weight
Untamed Turtle	smiley-face sticker	19	+10 lbs. of Blood-Faced Volleyball
Urchin Urchin	pet anemone	11	+5 to Familiar Weight
Wereturtle	bottle of moontan lotion	24	Makes Familiar More Sensitive to Light
Whirling Maple Leaf	tiny Mountie hat	16	+5 to Familiar Weight
Wild Hare	miniature dormouse	18	Makes March Hare more better
Wind-up Chattering Teeth	diamond-studded fronts	22	+5 to Familiar Weight
Wizard Action Figure	mint-condition magic wand	25	Increases the Wizard's Volley/Gravy abilities from 1/3 to 2/3 Breaks every 25-40 turns Thus a Comma Chameleon acts as a 2/3 WAF until its wand "breaks," and then as a 1/3 WAF