Hats

[ Return to Game Mechanics ]

Hats are articles of armor worn on your head. Their Power rating acts as Damage Absorption, as well as increasing the damage done by a Turtle Tamer's Headbutt attack.

Hats can also be equipped on a Mad Hatrack familiar to give it new abilities. When you visit The Mad Tea Party, the number of (non-space) characters in the name of the hat you are wearing determines the buff you receive.

Name	Power	Req	Chars	Notes
Admiral's hat	200	85 Moxie	11	+5 Adventures per day equipped +50 Skeleton Anger Moxie + 30%
aerated diving helmet	200	85 Moxie	19	Permits underwater adventuring Serious Stench Resistance -50% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative -50%
antique helmet	200	85 Muscle	13	Part of the Antique Arms And Armor Combat Initiative -10% Serious Spooky Resistance Pulverizes into useless powder Can break in combat
battered old top-hat	200	200 Moxie	18	Maximum HP +500 Muscle +5%
Boris's Helm	100	None	11	Combat Initiative +25% Weapon Damage +50% Regenerate MP based on Level +5 Familiar Weight
Brimstone Beret	200	30 Moxie	14	Moxie +50% Muscle -20% Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3 AT's BM reward
corrosive cowl	200	150 Moxie	13	Part of the Grimy Reaper's Vestments Slime Hates It +30 Spooky Damage Stupendous Spooky Resistance
crown-shaped beanie	200	200 Moxie	18	Slight Slime Resistance +20% Food Items from Monsters Combat Initiative +20%
crumpled felt fedora	200	200 Moxie	18	+10 to Familiar Weight Muscle +5%
cursed eyepatch	200	85 Muscle	14	Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume Mysticality +15
eelskin hat	200	85 Mysticality	10	Bonus Spell Damage +15% Passive Damage (Underwater Only)
El Vibrato helmet	200	200 Moxie	15	Part of the El Vibrato Relics Can be charged with various effects
Frosty's old silk hat	200	200 Muscle	18	Part of the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments Muscle +20% +30 Cold Damage Bonus for SCs only
ganger bandana	200	85 Moxie	13	Muscle +5% Bonus Weapon Damage +15%
googly-ball hat	200	111 Moxie	14	Mysticality +3 +3 Mysticality Stats per Fight
googly-heart hat	200	111 Moxie	15	Moxie +3 +3 Moxie Stats per Fight
googly-star hat	200	111 Moxie	14	Muscle +3 +3 Muscle Stats per Fight
hardened slime hat	200	200 Moxie	16	Part of the Slimesuit Serious Resistance to All Elements Damage Reduction: 10 Muscle +20%
Hodgman's porkpie hat	200	200 Moxie	19	Part of the Hodgman's Regal Frippery All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
longhaired hippy wig	200	85 Moxie	18	+20 Stench Damage Mysticality +5%
MAHI fez	200	85 Moxie	7	A custom item given to BoozerBear Moxie +30
Mer-kin sneakmask	200	85 Moxie	16	Moxie +5% Combat Initiative +30% Monsters will be less attracted to you. (underwater adventuring only)
moist sailor's cap	200	85 Moxie	16	Muscle +10% +20 Stench Stupendous Hot Resistance
nurse's hat	200	85 Moxie	10	Maximum HP +300 Regenerate 30-60 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	200	200 Mysticality	24	Part of the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia Mysticality +20% +30 Damage to Hot Spells Bonus for Ss only
orange peel hat	200	85 Moxie	13	Serious Resistance to All Elements
rusty diving helmet	200	85 Moxie	17	Slight Stench Resistance -50% Items from Monsters Combat Initiative -50%
shapeless wide-brimmed hat	200	200 Moxie	24	Regenerate 15-20 HP per Adventure Regenerate 15-20 MP per Adventure Mysticality +5%
slime-covered helmet	200	200 Moxie	19	So-So Slime Resistance So-So Stench Resistance So-So Cold Resistance
sponge helmet	200	85 Moxie	12	Mysticality +10% Regenerate 15-20 MP per adventure Damage Absorption +40
straw hat	200	85 Moxie	8	+10% Items from Monsters +15% Food Drops from Monsters +15% Booze Drops from Monsters
The Necbromancer's Hat	200	200 Moxie	17	Part of Dark Bro's Vestments Mysticality +20% +30 damage to Spooky Spells
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	200	200 Moxie	22	Part of Uncle Hobo's Rags Mysticality +20% +20 Monster Level
water-polo cap	200	85 Moxie	13	Bonus Weapon Damage +30
wreath of laurels	200	85 Moxie	15	Muscle +25 Maximum HP +25 Maximum MP +25
Zombo's skullcap	200	200 Muscle	15	Part of the Dire Drifter Duds Muscle +20% +10 to Familiar Weight Bonus for TTs only
duct tape fedora	195	82 Moxie	14	Part of the Tapered Threads Mysticality +12 Maximum MP +40
stone baseball cap	195	82 Moxie	16	Damage Reduction: +10 Melee Damage +15 Muscle -10
bat hat	180	75 Moxie	6	Mysticality +9 +5% Items from Monsters
catskin cap	180	75 Moxie	10	Muscle +9 Maximum HP +40
nasty rat mask	180	75 Moxie	12	Moxie +9 Monster Level -5
plexiglass pith helmet	180	75 Moxie	20	+5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-12 HP per Adventure Regenerate 10-12 MP per Adventure Muscle +30% TT's HCO reward
honeycap	175	72 Moxie	8	Part of the Bits o' Honey outfit Moxie +5% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Ranged Damage +15
toy space helmet	175	72 Moxie	14	Serious Stench Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance Provides Mostly Accurate Battle Statistics During Fights
wool hat	175	72 Moxie	7	Damage Absorption +20 So-So Cold Resistance
beer helmet	170	70 Moxie	10	Part of the Frat Warrior Fatigues Maximum MP +40
mummy mask	170	70 Moxie	9	+12 Spooky Damage
reinforced beaded headband	170	70 Moxie	24	Part of the War Hippy Fatigues Maximum HP +40
black cowboy hat	165	67 Moxie	14	Muscle +8 Melee Damage +8
dwarvish war helmet	165	67 Moxie	17	Part of the Dwarvish War Uniform Shows monster attack strength
mesh cap	165	50 Moxie	7	Intrinsic Effect: Red Neck: Muscle +15 Moxie -5
snailmail coif	165	67 Moxie	13	Muscle +10 Damage Reduction: 8
star hat	165	67 Moxie	7	Part of the Star Garb Maximum MP +30
big bad voodoo mask	160	65 Moxie	16	Mysticality +7 Spell Damage +15
black helmet	160	65 Muscle	11	Part of the Black Armaments Maximum HP +30
guard turtle shell	160	65 Moxie	16	Maximum HP +50
sealhide hood	160	65 Moxie	12	Combat Initiative +20%
giant discarded bottlecap	155	62 Moxie	23	Part of the Glad Bag Glad Rags Damage Reduction: +3 Mysticality -10
spaghetti cult mask	155	62 Moxie	17	Bonus Spell Damage +15%
biomechanical crimborg helmet	150	60 Moxie	27	Part of the Crimborg Assault Armor +5 Hot Damage +5 Stench Damage
clingfilm cap	150	60 Moxie	12	Part of the Roy Orbison Disguise Slight Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure
extra-large palm-frond toupee	150	60 Moxie	27	Part of the Palmist Paraphernalia +2 Stat Gains from Fights
football helmet	150	60 Moxie	14
Grimacite gasmask	150	40 Moxie	16	A prize from The Raffle House Melee Damage +15 Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
grungy bandana	150	60 Moxie	13	+10 Stench Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
panhandle panhandling hat	150	175 Muscle	23	Food Drops +30%
Radio Free Baseball Cap	150	60 Moxie	20	Part of the Radio Free Regalia Intrinsic Effect: Radio Head: Moxie +20
rave visor	150	60 Moxie	9	Maximum MP+20 Quest Item
sleep mask	150	60 Moxie	9	Intrinsic Effect: Temporary Blindness
spangly sombrero	150	60 Moxie	15	+3 Moxie Stats per Fight
Voluminous Radio Hat	150	60 Moxie	18	Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Radio prize
wolf mask	150	60 Moxie	8	Part of the Furry Suit Intrinsic Effect: Complete Delusion: Muscle +4 Moxie +5
Mohawk wig	140	55 Moxie	9	Melee Damage +10
spiky turtle helmet	130	50 Moxie	17	Bonus Weapon Damage +8 +8 Monster Level
Grimacite goggles	125	47 Moxie	16	A prize from The Raffle House +3 Extra Rollover Adventures Mysticality +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
worn tophat	125	47 Moxie	10	Moxie +7 Combat Initiative +20%
bonedanna	120	45 Moxie	9	Serious Spooky Resistance Weapon Damage +20
chrome helmet turtle	120	45 Moxie	18	All Attributes +5
fez of etymology	120	45 Moxie	14	Moxie +7
wooden salad bowl	120	45 Moxie	15
enchantlers	115	42 Moxie	11	+10 Damage to Hot Spells
Snow Queen Crown	115	42 Moxie	14	+5 Cold Damage Serious Cold Resistance
f3d0r4	110	40 Moxie	6	Moxie +6
pointy red hat	110	40 Moxie	12	Damage Reduction 5
Ancient Saucehelm	100	15 Mysticality	16	Mysticality +11 Bonus Spell Damage +11 Bonus for Ss only
bounty-hunting helmet	100	25 Moxie	20	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig +20% Items from Monsters
bowler	100	35 Moxie	6	Part of the Bow Tux Muscle +5
Colander of Em-er'il	100	15 Mysticality	18	Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure Mysticality +11 Bonus for Ps only
Crimbo hat	100	35 Moxie	9	Part of the Crimbo Duds Slight Spooky Resistance
Crown of Thrones	100	None	14	Put a Familiar In It! That Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite ninja mask	100	35 Moxie	26	Moxie +0-25% based on Grimace darkness +0-5 Extra PvP Fights based on Grimace darkness
Disco 'Fro Pick	100	15 Moxie	13	Combat Initiative +11% Moxie +11 Bonus for DBs only
draggin' ball hat	100	35 Moxie	15	Intrinsic Effect: Draggin' Balls: Muscle -3 Moxie +6
Elder Turtle Shell	100	15 Muscle	16	+3 to Familiar Weight Muscle +11 Bonus for TTs only
El Sombrero De Lopez	100	15 Moxie	17	Ranged Damage +7 Moxie +11 Bonus for ATs only
eXtreme scarf	100	35 Moxie	12	Part of the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear Mysticality +5
fancy tophat	100	35 Moxie	11	Part of the Fancy Tux Mysticality +15%
floaty rock helmet	100	35 Moxie	16	Part of the Floaty Fatigues +10% Critical Spell Chance
ice pick	100	None	7	+15% Items from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
linoleum helmet turtle	100	35 Moxie	20	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10
makeshift turban	100	35 Moxie	15	Part of the Terrycloth Tackle So-So Spooky Resistance Intrinsic Effect: Temporary Blindness: Moxie -25% -75% Items from Monsters
Moonthril Circlet	100	40 Moxie	16	Part of the Luniform Mysticality +0-75% based on Grimace darkness
outrageous sombrero	100	None	18	All Attributes +5 Combat Initiative -20%
Scalp of Gorgolok	100	15 Muscle	15	Weapon Damage +7 Muscle +11 Bonus for SCs only
Seasonal Beret	100	None	13	Prize for calendar art contest All attributes +0 to 25% based on Grimace darkness
sinister demon mask	100	35 Moxie	17	+25 Spooky Damage Regenerate 10-25 HP per adventure +25% Food Drops from Monsters
spooky hockey mask	100	35 Moxie	16	So-So Spooky Resistance +3 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty mitre	100	None	16	+3 Stat Gains from Fights
sugar chapeau	100	None	12	Bonus Spell Damage +50% +10% Critical Spell Chance Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure Breaks after 30 combats
time helmet	100	35 Moxie	10	Part of the Time Trappings +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Tropical Crimbo Hat	100	35 Moxie	17	Part of the Tropical Crimbo Duds Slight Spooky Resistance
wumpus-hair wig	100	35 Moxie	14	Moxie -5 +20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells
yak toupee	100	35 Moxie	9	Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure
Cerebral Cloche	90	30 Moxie	14	Part of the Encephalic Ensemble Maximum MP +15 Jellyfish Vision
fancy ball mask	90	15 Moxie	13	Moxie +10%
lihc face	90	30 Moxie	8	So-So Spooky Resistance
pig-iron helm	90	30 Moxie	12	Part of the Pork Elf Prizes Muscle+7 Weapon Damage+10
safarrri hat	90	30 Moxie	11	Maximum HP +15 Melee Damage +10 (vs. lions only)
stainless steel skullcap	90	30 Moxie	22	Maximum HP +30 Damage Absorption +60 Muscle +15% TT's HC reward
yellow plastic hard hat	90	30 Moxie	20
cornuthaum	85	27 Moxie	10	Part of the Yendorian Finery Mysticality +3 Moxie +3
asbestos helmet turtle	80	25 Moxie	20	So-So Hot Resistance
clockwork hat	80	25 Moxie	12	Part of the Clockwork Apparatus Slight Spooky Resistance
cold ninja mask	80	25 Moxie	13	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit Combat Initiative +15%
grass hat	80	25 Moxie	8	Part of the Grass Guise Maximum MP +10
miner's helmet	80	25 Moxie	13	Part of the Mining Gear +5% Items from Monsters
sequined fez	80	25 Moxie	11	Moxie +3
turtlemail coif	80	25 Moxie	14	Muscle +5 Damage Reduction: 4
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	75	22 Moxie	25	All Attributes +5
willowy bonnet	75	22 Moxie	13	Maximum MP +40 Enables Rouse Sapling combat skill Part of the Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	70	12 Mysticality	28	Mysticality +3 Maximum MP +5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure
Crown of the Goblin King	70	20 Moxie	20	Muscle +10
demon-horned hat	70	20 Moxie	15	Moxie +4
double-ice cap	70	20 Moxie	13	Stuns opponents who hit you Regenerate 5-9 MP per adventure +10 Cold Damage
goofily-plumed helmet	70	20 Moxie	20
meaty helmet turtle	70	20 Moxie	17	Muscle +3
powdered wig	70	20 Moxie	11	Moxie +3 Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
blue traffic cone	60	15 Moxie	15	Moxie +3 So-So Hot Resistance
filthy knitted dread sack	60	15 Moxie	22	Part of the Filthy Hippy Disguise +3 Stench Damage
goat beard	60	15 Moxie	9	Mysticality +3
green traffic cone	60	15 Moxie	16	Moxie +3 So-So Stench Resistance
helm of the white knight	60	15 Moxie	20	Regenerate 2-5 HP and MP per adventure Slight Resistance to All Elements
Knob Goblin elite helm	60	15 Moxie	19	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Muscle +3
leather mask	60	15 Moxie	11	Muscle +3 Moxie -3
orange traffic cone	60	15 Moxie	17	Moxie +3 So-So Spooky Resistance
Orcish baseball cap	60	15 Moxie	17	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble Muscle +3 Mysticality -3
red traffic cone	60	15 Moxie	14	Moxie +3 So-So Cold Resistance
tattered paper crown	60	15 Muscle	18	Muscle +3
yellow traffic cone	60	15 Moxie	17	Moxie +3 So-So Sleaze Resistance
barskin hat	55	12 Moxie	10	Muscle +1
meatloaf helmet	55	12 Moxie	14	Muscle +3 Melee Damage +1
pimpin' meat hat	55	12 Moxie	14	Muscle +2 Moxie +2
astral chapeau	50	None	13	Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +20 Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
balaclava	50	10 Moxie	9	Part of the OK Lumberjack Outfit Slight Cold Resistance
balloon helmet	50	10 Moxie	13	Damage Absorption +20
clown wig	50	10 Moxie	8	Mysticality +3 Spell Damage +3
gasmask	50	10 Moxie	7	Serious Stench Resistance
Knob Goblin visor	50	10 Moxie	15	Moxie +3
leather aviator's cap	200	85 Moxie	18	+5 Adventures per day equipped Damage Reduction: 1 Kill 5% more skeletons
paperclip turban	50	10 Moxie	15	Part of the Paperclippery All Attributes +5 Maximum HP/MP +5 Damage Reduction: 5
pixel hat	50	10 Moxie	8	Part of the 8-Bit Finery All Attributes +2
raspberry beret	50	10 Moxie	14	So-So Hot Resistance
snow hat	50	10 Moxie	7	Part of the Snowman Suit Damage Reduction: 3
Sombrero De Vida	50	10 Moxie	14	A custom item given to Vida Londres Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
Sucker kabuto	50		12	Part of the Sucker Samurai Suit Damage Reduction: 5
basic meat fez	45	7 Moxie	12	Moxie +2 Mysticality +1
furry green turtle	45	7 Moxie	16	Moxie +3
irate sombrero	45	7 Moxie	13	Melee Damage +3
pottery hat	40		10	Slight Cold Resistance +5 Hot Damage
basic meat helmet	40	5 Moxie	15	Muscle +1
bark beret	40	5 Moxie	9	Part of the Vestments of the Treeslayer Damage Reduction: 4
foolscap fool's cap	40	5 Moxie	17	Moxie +2 Mysticality -2
ironic knit cap	40	5 Moxie	13	Maximum MP +20 Mysticality +1
meat cowboy hat	40	5 Moxie	13	Muscle +3
mullet wig	40	5 Moxie	9	+2 Sleaze Damage
pentacorn hat	40	5 Moxie	12
turtle wax helmet	40	5 Moxie	15	Slight Hot Resistance
ancient turtle shell helmet	35	2 Moxie	24	+10% Meat from Monsters
Dolphin King's crown	35	2 Moxie	18	All Attributes +2
enchanted eyepatch	35	2 Moxie	17	Mysticality +5
maiden wig	35	2 Moxie	9
asshat	30	None	6	Slight Stench Resistance +1 Sleaze Damage
BRICKO hat	30	None	9	Part of the BRICKOfig Outfit Maximum MP +3
bugbear beanie	30	None	13	Part of the Bugbear Costume
chef's hat	30	None	9	Mysticality +2 Regenerate 1 MP per Adventure
Cloaca-Cola helmet	30	None	17	Part of the Cloaca-Cola Uniform Damage Absorption +10
coconut shell	30	None	12	Damage Absorption +1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	30	None	19	Part of the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform Damage Absorption +10
festive holiday hat	30	None	17	Moxie +1 Slight Cold Resistance
insane tophat	30	None	12	Intrinsic effect: We're All Mad Here!
metallic foil cat ears	30	None	19	Intrinsic effect: O Hai! Changes combat text to Lolcat
pail	30	None	4	Damage Absorption +10
parasitic headgnawer	30	None	19	Part of the Mutant Couture outfit Deals 2X-3X (max 30-45) player level damage to attackers, doubled under Yuletide Mutations
party hat	30	None	8	Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure (Festival of Jarlsberg only) Mysticality +3
propeller beanie	30	None	15	Combat Initiative +10%
skeletortoise	30	None	13	Mysticality +2
Van der Graaf helmet	30	None	17	Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
eyepatch	25	None	8	Part of the Swashbuckling Getup Moxie +2
samurai turtle helmet	25	None	19	Muscle +1 Bonus Weapon Damage +2
bum cheek	20	None	8	Slight Stench Resistance
Kentucky-style derby	20	None	19
knobby helmet turtle	20	None	18	Melee Damage +1
viking helmet	20	None	12	Muscle +1
oriole-feather headdress	15	None	23	Maximum HP +1 Maximum MP +1
anniversary concrete fedora	10	None	25	All Attributes +1
beholed bedsheet	10	None	15	Gives special drop when trick-or-treating
disco mask	10	None	9
fire	10	None	4	+7 Hot Damage Intrinsic Effect: Head on Fire, Ass Catching: Combat Initiative +10%
funny paper hat	10	None	13	Comic Con item All Attributes +5
Hollandaise helmet	10	None	17	Spell Damage +1
helmet turtle	10	None	12	Muscle +1
indie comic hipster glasses	10	None	24	All Attributes +5
invisible bag	10	None	12	Gives special drop when trick-or-treating
jewel-eyed wizard hat	10	None	19	Maximum MP +30 -1 MP to use Skills MP Regen based on level +5 Duration to Buffs You Cast Allows casting of Magic Missile Cannot equip in Hardcore
Knob Goblin harem veil	10	None	19	Part of the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise Slight Stench Resistance
KoL Con 3-D Glasses	10	None	16
mariachi hat	10	None	11	Moxie +1
mummy costume	10	None	12	Affects Trick or Treat!, but hat is then lost
opera mask	10	None	9	Moxie -5 Will increase duration of next AT buff cast by 40% and then break
passable elf mask	10	None	15
pumpkinhead mask	10	None	15	Affects Trick or Treat!, but hat is then lost
ravioli hat	10	None	10	Spell Damage +1
seal-skull helmet	10	None	16	Weapon Damage +1
snorkel	10	None	7
space trooper helmet	10	None	18	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
superhero mask	10	None	13	Comic Con item All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
webbed comic mask	10	None	15	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
witch hat	10	None	8	Gives special drop when trick-or-treating
wolfman mask	10	None	11	Affects Trick or Treat!, but hat is then lost