Items by number (1-99)

1 - 99

1. seal-clubbing club 2. seal tooth 3. helmet turtle 4. turtle totem 5. pasta spoon 6. ravioli hat 7. saucepan 8. spices 9. disco mask 10. disco ball 11. stolen accordion 12. mariachi pants 13. 14. moxie weed 15. strongness elixir 16. magicalness-in-a-can 17. spicy noodles 18. tortoise's blessing 19. asparagus knife 20. Kentucky-style derby 21. sweet ninja sword 22. studded leather boxer shorts 23. chewing gum on a string 24. ten-leaf clover 25. meat paste 26. Dolphin King's map 27. spider web 28. really sticky spider web 29. really really sticky spider web 30. big rock 31. seal-toothed rock 32. Bjorn's Hammer 33. snorkel

34. Dolphin King's crown 35. Knob Goblin scimitar 36. Knob Goblin tongs 37. viking helmet 38. Knob Goblin pants 39. pretty flower 40. casino pass 41. ice-cold Sir Schlitz 42. hermit permit 43. worthless trinket 44. worthless gewgaw 45. worthless knick-knack 46. wooden figurine 47. hot buttered roll 48. heart of rock and roll 49. bowl of cottage cheese 50. Rock and Roll Legend 51. Knob Goblin Uberpants 52. banjo strings 53. stone banjo 54. Disco Banjo 55. jabañero pepper 56. heavy hot sauce 57. 5-Alarm Saucepan 58. stone turtle 59. slingshot 60. Mace of the Tortoise 61. fortune cookie 62. oriole-feather headdress 63. action figure body 64. action figure head 65. Mighty Bjorn action figure 66. golden twig

67. spaghetti with rock-balls 68. Pasta of Peril 69. Newbiesport™ tent 70. bar skin 71. wooden stakes 72. barskin hat 73. barskin tent 74. Spooky Temple map 75. spooky sapling 76. Spooky-Gro fertilizer 77. spooky stick 78. pretty bouquet 79. bugbear bungguard 80. fairy gravy 81. ice-cold Willer 82. rusty L-shaped piece of metal 83. crusty L-shaped piece of metal 84. Orcish meat locker 85. empty meat locker 86. T-bone key 87. meat from yesterday 88. meat stack 89. sword hilt 90. helmet recipe 91. pants kit 92. meatsmithing guide 93. basic meat sword 94. basic meat pants 95. basic meat helmet 96. dope gangsta bling-bling 97. pimpin' meat hat 98. dried face 99. meat face

Notes

• There is no number 13 item because Jick dislikes that number, although Item #13 exists as a joke for that fact.