Locations

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The following is a list of locations in the Kingdom of Loathing.

Seaside Town

• Wrong Side of the Tracks
  • A Secretive Mason (formerly)
  • Empty lot
  • The Game Grid Arcade
  • The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts
    • Lefty, the Trainer
    • Izzy the Lizard
    • The Shadowy Store
    • Shifty, the Thief Chief
    • Nash Crosby's Still
    • Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit
    • Stradella, the Accordion Thief
  • Uncle P's Antiques
  • The Casino
    • Goat Party Slot
    • Pirate Party Slot
    • Lemon Party Slot
    • The Roulette Tables
    • The Poker Room
    • Money Making Game
    • John Wilke's Booth
  • The Graffiti Wall
  • The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack
  • The Dirt-Walled Hovel of The Pretentious Artist
  • A Suspicious-Looking Guy
  • The Sleazy Back Alley
• Right Side of the Tracks
  • The Untinker's Cottage
  • Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage
  • The Raffle House (formerly The LAAAAME Observatory)
  • The Gourd Tower
  • The Altar of Literacy
  • The Brotherhood of the Smackdown
    • Torg, the Trainer
    • Olaf the Janitor
    • The Smacketeria
    • Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown
    • The Malus of Forethought
    • Grignr, the Seal Clubber
    • Terri, the Turtle Tamer
  • The League of Chef-Magi
    • Brie, the Trainer
    • Blaine
    • Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery
    • Rodoric, the Staffcrafter
    • Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef
    • The Wok of Ages
    • Asiago, the Pastamancer
    • Edam, the Sauceror
  • The Cannon Museum
  • The Haunted Pantry
    • Spookyraven Manor
      • The Haunted Billiards Room
      • The Haunted Conservatory
      • The Haunted Gallery
      • The Haunted Kitchen
      • The Haunted Library
      • The Haunted Pantry
        • Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor
          • The Haunted Ballroom
          • The Haunted Bathroom
          • The Haunted Bedroom
        • Spookyraven Manor Wine Cellar
          • Wine Racks
          • Summoning Chamber
• The Hall of Records
• The Mall of Loathing
• The Council of Loathing
• The Clan District / Clan Hall
  • Clan Basement
    • The Old Sewers / A Maze of Sewer Tunnels
      • Hobopolis
        • Richard's Redoubt
        • Hobopolis Town Square
        • Burnbarrel Blvd.
        • Exposure Esplanade
        • The Heap
        • The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
        • The Purple Light District
    • The Slime Tube
      • The Bucket
      • The Slime Tube
• The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons
  • The Haiku Dungeon
  • The Daily Dungeon
  • The Limerick Dungeon
  • The Enormous Greater-Than Sign
    • The Dungeons of Doom
• Market Square
  • The Flea Market
  • Mr. Store
  • The Meatsmith
  • The Armory and Leggery
  • The Gigantic Superfluous Fountain
  • Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  • The Bugbear Bakery
  • Trophy Hut
  • The Traveling Trader (on rare occasions)
  • The Gift Shop
  • The Market
  • The Sewer (formerly)
• Little Canadia
  • Little Canadia Jewelers
  • Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
  • Camp Logging Camp
  • Chez Snootée
  • The Institute for Canadian Studies
  • The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device
• A Temporal Rift (formerly)
  • Seaside Town, 28 Days Later
    • Market Square, 28 Days Later
    • The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
    • Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later
    • The Hall of Braaaaains

The Campground

• Housing
  • The Ground
  • Newbiesport™ Tent
  • Barskin Tent
  • Cottage
  • House
  • Sandcastle
  • House of Twigs and Spit
  • Hobo Fortress
• A Telescope
• Pagoda
• Your Colossal Closet
• Trophy Case
• A Shimmering Portal
• Bartender-in-the-box / Clockwork Bartender-in-the-box
• Chef-in-the-box / Clockwork Chef-in-the-box
• Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium
• Quest Log
• Meat Maid / Clockwork Maid
• Spooky Scarecrow
• Meat Golem
• Magical Mystical Hippy Stone
• pretty bouquets
• white picket fences
• barbed-wire fences
• Advent Calendar (2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009)

The Big Mountains

• Mt. Molehill
• Mt. Noob
  • The Toot Oriole
  • Noob Cave
  • The Dire Warren
• The Orc Chasm
  • The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm
• The Barrel full of Barrels
• Crimbo Town (Crimbo 2005)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • Crimbo Town Toy Factory
• Crimbo Rock (Crimboween 2006)
  • Simple Tool-Making Cave
  • Toy-Making Cave
  • Eating Cave
• Crimbo Town (Crimboween 2006)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home or Linnea's Monster Truck
  • The Crimboween Spooky Cafe
  • The Spooky Fright Factory
• Crimborg Collective (Crimboween 2006)
  • Uncle Crimborg's Hive
  • Crimborg Nutrition Station
  • The Crimborg Collective Factory
• Crimbo Town (Crimbo 2007)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • Crimbo Town Toy Factory
  • A Sinister Dodecahedron
• Crimbo Town (Crimbo 2008)
  • Uncle Crimbo's Fallout Shelter
  • The Crimbo Cafe
  • The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory
  • Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory
• Mt. McLargeHuge
  • The Icy Peak
  • Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  • The eXtreme Slope
  • The L33t Tr4pz0r's C4b1n
  • The Goatlet
  • Itznotyerzitz Mine
  • A Temporal Rift (formerly)
    • The Icy Peak in The Recent Past
• The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave
  • Sinister Cave Room 1
  • Sinister Cave Room 2
  • Sinister Cave Room 3
  • A Large Chamber
  • A Big Door
    • Inner Sanctum
• The Hall of The Legends of The Times of Old
• The Hermitage

An Old Man (and the Sea)

• An Old Man
• The Sea
  • The Briny Deeps
  • The Brinier Deepers
  • The Briniest Deepests
  • The Sea Floor
    • An Octopus's Garden
    • The Sea Monkee Castle
    • The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons
    • Madness Reef
    • The Marinara Trench
    • The Dive Bar
    • The Mer-Kin Outpost
    • Anemone Mine
    • The Skate Park

The Nearby Plains

• Cobb's Knob
  • Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  • Kitchens
  • Treasury
  • Harem
  • King's Chamber
  • Cobb's Knob Laboratory
    • The Knob Shaft
    • Laboratory
    • Menagerie Level 1
    • Menagerie Level 2
    • Menagerie Level 3
• The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower (formerly Fernswarthy's Tower)
  • The Basement
  • Tower Ruins
• The Cake-Shaped Arena
• Degrassi Knoll
  • Inside Degrassi Knoll
    • The Plunger
    • The Bakery
    • The Gym
    • General Store
    • Mayor Zapruder
    • Innabox
    • Mushroom Fields
• The "Fun" House
• The Misspelled Cemetary
• The Cyrpt
  • The Haert of the Cyrpt
  • The Defiled Alcove
  • The Defiled Niche
  • The Defiled Nook
  • The Defiled Cranny
• The Palindome
• Scorch
• The Bat Hole
  • Entryway
  • Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  • Guano Junction
  • Beanbat Chamber
  • The Boss Bat's Lair
• The Rabbit Hole
• The Spectral Pickle Factory (on very rare occasions)
• The Beanstalk
  • The Hole in the Sky
  • The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
  • The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
• A Temporal Rift (accessible levels 4-5 when given during The Wizard of Ego quest)
  • The Nearby Plains in the Distant Past
    • Cobb's Lump
    • Fernswarthy's Hut
    • Susie's Cupcake Stand
    • Degrassi Book Depository
    • Clown Rock
    • The Cemetery
    • A Battlefield
    • The Bat Divot
    • The Perfectly Ordinary Pickle Factory

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress

• The Entrance Cavern (1)
• The Entrance Cavern (2)
  • A Perplexing Door
  • A Perplexing Odor
  • The Stone Mariachis
• The Hedge Maze
• The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
• The Sorceress' Chamber
  • Beyond the Pale
    • Contemplate The Infinite
    • Chat With Your Ancestors
    • Play Cards With Famous Dead Guys
    • Eat Something
    • The Valhalladay Inn

Desert Beach

• The Grim Grimacite Site
• The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp
  • Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome
  • The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery
  • Thugnderdome
  • Gnirf, the World's Sneakiest Gnome
  • Gnorman, the Supertinker
  • Gno-Mart
  • The Annoy-o-Tron 5000
• A Small Pyramid
  • The Upper Chamber
  • The Middle Chamber
  • The Lower Chambers
• The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
• An Oasis
• The Shore, Inc.
• South of The Border

The Distant Woods

• The Spooky Forest
• The Spooky Gravy Barrow
• The Bugbear Pens
• Whitey's Grove
  • The Road to the White Citadel
    • The White Citadel
• The Typical Tavern
• Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
  • The Dark Neck of the Woods
  • Talk to the Deep Fat Friars
  • The Dark Heart of the Woods
  • The Dark Elbow of the Woods
    • The Deep Fat Friars' Gate
• The Black Market
• The Black Forest
• The Crackpot Mystic's Shed
• The Hidden City
• The Hidden Temple
• The Worm Wood
  • The Mouldering Mansion
  • The Rogue Windmill
  • The Stately Pleasure Dome
• The Inexplicable Door
• A Temporal Rift (formerly)
  • The Distant Woods, Like, Six Months Ago

The Mysterious Island of Mystery

• The Hippy Store
• Orcish Frat House
• The Hippy Camp
• The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
  • The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
• A Temporal Rift (formerly)
  • The Mysterious Island in the As-Yet-Unimplemented Future
• The Junkyard
  • Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
  • Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
  • Over Where the Old Tires Are
  • Out By that Rusted-Out Car
  • Yossarian, The Junkman
• The Organic Orchard
  • The Organic Produce Stand
  • The Hatching Chamber
  • The Feeding Chamber
  • The Guards' Chamber
  • The Queen's Chamber
• Mysterious Island Arena
• The Battlefield
• McMillicancuddy's Farm
  • The Pond
  • The Back 40
  • The Other Back 40
  • The Granary
  • The Barn
  • The Bog
  • The Family Plot
  • McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse
  • The Shady Thicket
• The Lighthouse
  • Sonofa Beach
• Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision
  • The Themthar Hills

Other

• Drunken Stupor
• St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor
• Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair
• A Journey to the Center of Your Mind
  • An Incredibly Strange Place (Great Trip)
  • An Incredibly Strange Place (Mediocre Trip)
  • An Incredibly Strange Place (Bad Trip)
• Memories, in the Corners of your Mind
  • Memories of the Very Beginning (The Primordial Soup)
  • Memories of the Distant Past (The Jungles of Ancient Loathing)
  • Memories of the Distant Future? (Seaside Megalopolis)
• Uncle P's Maps
  • Map to The Landscaper's Lair
    • The Landscaper's Hut
    • A Well-Groomed lawn
  • Map to Professor Jacking's laboratory
    • Professor Jacking
    • Pneumatic Tube Interface
    • Small-O-Fier
    • Huge-A-Ma-Tron
    • Jacking's Mirror
  • Map to the Kegger in the Woods
    • Kegger in the Woods
  • Map to Vanya's Castle
    • Vanya's Castle Foyer
    • Vanya's Castle Chapel
    • The Creature's Lair
  • Map to the Magic Commune
    • The Whirling Wheatgrass Juice Cup
    • The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade
  • Map to Ellsbury's Claim
    • Neckback Crick