The Hippy Camp

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The Hippy Camp
The Hippy Camp
Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
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Zone Num	26	unknown
Unlocks	With dingy dinghy	unknown
Min Stat	30	unknown
Combat %	85	unknown
ML	39 - 41	? - ?
Terrain	outdoor	unknown
Special adventures
Clover	The Latest Sorcerous Developments	unknown
Turtle	Turtles All The Way Around	{{{turtle2}}}
Bad Moon	Better Dread Than Dead	{{{badmoon2}}}
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The Hippy Camp is an adventure location found in The Mysterious Island of Mystery. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Too... Many... Hippies...

Not... strong enough... To go on...

(You must have at least 30 $Stat to adventure here.)

Visiting the Camp in the Filthy Hippy Disguise and War Hippy Fatigues outfit will yield a different set of adventures from those while not disguised.

Once you start the Mysterious Island Quest, you will get a different set of adventures. See The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) or The Hippy Camp (Wartime).

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

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crusty hippy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, windchimes, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 41 • Substat Gain: 10.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 51 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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crusty hippy jewelry maker -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 41 • Substat Gain: 10.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 51 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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crusty hippy Vegan chef -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, herbs, hippy bongo, reodorant, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 41 • Substat Gain: 10.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 51 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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dirty hippy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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dirty hippy jewelry maker -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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dirty hippy Vegan chef -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: carob chunks, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, reodorant, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix, Spanish flyq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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filthy hippy -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: decorative fountain, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells, Spanish flyq, greasy dreadlockb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 39 • Substat Gain: 9.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 49 Monster Defense: 35 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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filthy hippy jewelry maker -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, phat turquoise bead, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, double-barreled sling, Spanish flyq, greasy dreadlockb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 39 • Substat Gain: 9.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 49 Monster Defense: 35 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

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filthy hippy Vegan chef -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells, wad of tofu, Spanish flyq, greasy dreadlockb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 39 • Substat Gain: 9.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 49 Monster Defense: 35 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The Spanish fly only drops with a Spanish fly trap equipped.

Non-combat Adventures

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Peace Wants Love
	Agree to take his clothes: filthy corduroys Say "No thanks.": filthy knitted dread sack Ask if he had anything in his pockets: Gain 210-300 Meat Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

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An Inconvenient Truth
	Check out the clothing: filthy knitted dread sack Avert your eyes: filthy corduroys Flee in terror before your brain cracks: Gain 207-296 Meat Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

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Getting Ahead in Life
	Item Drops: filthy knitted dread sack Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

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Hippy Birthday to You
	Item Drops: filthy corduroys Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

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The Latest Sorcerous Developments
	Item Drops: teeny-tiny magic scroll Note: A semi-rare adventure.

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Batty About Fruit
	Item Drops: fruit bowl Note: This adventure is triggered by adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

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Seal Taint in the Soiled Tent
	Item Drops: figurine of a stinking seal Note: Occurs only for Seal Clubbers

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Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef
	Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef
	Item Drops: cup of strong herbal tea Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest, after obtaining the white wine vinaigrette.

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Turtles All The Way Around
	Item Drops: syncopated turtle Note: This adventure is triggered only with the Eau de Tortue effect and a turtling rod equipped. Note: Does not cost an adventure.

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Better Dread Than Dead
	Note: Gives 10 turns of Dreadlocked. Note: Bad Moon only.

In Disguise

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Bug Zapper
	Substat Gain: 15 Enchantedness

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Ecosabotage
	Substat Gain: 15 Enchantedness

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Filthy Pinko Hippy
	Item Drops: filthy hippy poncho Note: Does not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

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Fluffy is Missing!
	Substat Gain: 17 Enchantedness

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Games Hippies Play
	Substat Gain: 17 Enchantedness

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The Gift of Gag
	Item Drops: vial of patchouli oil

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The Hennamaster
	Item Drops: henna tattoo

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Hippies in the Mist
	Substat Gain: 15 Enchantedness

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Hooray! A Stupid Drum Circle!
	Substat Gain: 16 Enchantedness

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The Old Switcheroo
	Substat Gain: 16 Enchantedness

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What's Brown and Sounds Like a Parrot?
	Item Drops: jug-o-magicalness, secret blend of herbs and spices, wad of tofu

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Where There's Smoke...
	Substat Gain: 20 Enchantedness Note: Gives 3 turns of Confused

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Your Favorite Joke
	Substat Gain: 19 Enchantedness Note: Lose 5 HP.

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The Latest Sorcerous Developments
	Item Drops: teeny-tiny magic scroll Note: A semi-rare adventure.

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A Case of the Baskets
	Item Drops: fruit basket Note: This adventure is triggered by adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

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Drumroll, Please
	Note: Gives 10 turns of Drummed Out. Note: Bad Moon only.

References

• The message you get when your main stat isn't high enough ("Too... many... hippies... Not... strong enough... to go on...") is a reference to South Park's Eric Cartman, who hates hippies. In fact, a number of references are made to this in The Hippy Camp; for example, the text of Hippies in the Mist contains a direct quote from Cartman.