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==Combat Adventures==
==Combat Adventures==
{{Combat|name=big creepy spider|drops=[[spider web]], [[spider web]]|meat=4-6|stat=1|image=Spider1.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=none}}
{{Combat|name=big creepy spider|drops=[[spider web]], [[spider web]]|meat=4-6|stat=1|image=Spider1.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=none|note1=A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 [[Adventures]] of [[Hardly Poisoned at All]].}}


{{Combat|name=completely different spider|drops=[[spider web]], [[spider web]]|meat=4-6|stat=1|image=Spider2.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=none}}
{{Combat|name=completely different spider|drops=[[spider web]], [[spider web]]|meat=4-6|stat=1|image=Spider2.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=none|note1=A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 [[Adventures]] of [[Hardly Poisoned at All]].}}


{{Combat|name=drunken half-orc hobo|drops=[[dirty hobo gloves]], [[Mad Train wine]], [[moxie weed]], [[hobo gristle]]|meat=None|stat=1|image=Hobo.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=stench}}
{{Combat|name=drunken half-orc hobo|drops=[[dirty hobo gloves]], [[Mad Train wine]], [[moxie weed]], [[hobo gristle]]|meat=None|stat=1|image=Hobo.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=stench|note1=The [[hobo gristle]] will not drop unless you are on the appropriate [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]].|note2=Only encountered during the first [[Ascension|ascension]] and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter [[hung-over half-orc hobo]]s instead.}}
*The [[hobo gristle]] will not drop unless you are on a [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]].
* Only encountered during the first [[Ascension|ascension]] and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter [[hung-over half-orc hobo|hung-over half-orc hobos]] instead.


{{Combat|name=hung-over half-orc hobo|drops=[[dirty hobo gloves]], [[Mad Train wine]], [[moxie weed]], [[hobo gristle]]|meat=None|stat=1|image=Hobo.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=stench}}
{{Combat|name=hung-over half-orc hobo|drops=[[dirty hobo gloves]], [[Mad Train wine]], [[moxie weed]], [[hobo gristle]]|meat=None|stat=1|image=Hobo.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=stench|note1=The [[hobo gristle]] will not drop unless you are on a [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]].|note2=Only encountered on alternating ascensions (after the first). Otherwise, you encounter [[drunken half-orc hobo]]s instead.}}
*The [[hobo gristle]] will not drop unless you are on a [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]].
* Only encountered on alternating ascensions (after the first). Otherwise, you encounter [[drunken half-orc hobo|drunken half-orc hobos]] instead.


{{Combat|name=rushing bum|drops=[[Bum cheek]], [[Mad Train wine]], [[moxie weed]]|meat=None|stat=1|image=Bum.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=none}}
{{Combat|name=rushing bum|drops=[[Bum cheek]], [[Mad Train wine]], [[moxie weed]]|meat=None|stat=1|image=Bum.gif|level=1|hp=1|element=none}}


{{Combat|name=crazy bastard|drops=[[crazy bastard sword]]|meat=None|stat=4|image=bastard.gif|level=20?|hp=40?}}
{{Combat|name=crazy bastard|drops=[[crazy bastard sword]]|meat=None|stat=4|image=bastard.gif|level=20?|hp=40?|note1=An ultra-rare adventure.}}
*Ultra-rare adventure.


==Non-combat Adventures==
==Non-combat Adventures==
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|choice2name=Umm, no thanks. Seriously.|choice2=(Does not use an adventure)}}
|choice2name=Umm, no thanks. Seriously.|choice2=(Does not use an adventure)}}


{{Adventure|name=In the Still of the Alley | drops=[[distilled fortified wine|3 bottles of distilled fortified wine]]|meat=None|stat=None|image=still.gif
{{Adventure|name=In the Still of the Alley|drops=3 {{plural|distilled fortified wine}}|image=still.gif|note1=Occurs [[Semi-Rare Adventures|semi-rarely]].}}
}}


{{Adventure|name=Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo|drops=[[ice-cold fotie]], [[ice-cold fotie]], [[ice-cold fotie]]|meat=None|stat=None|image=Corpse.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo|drops=3 {{plural|ice-cold fotie}}|image=Corpse.gif|note1=This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a [[ten-leaf clover]] in your inventory.}}
*This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a [[ten-leaf clover]] in your inventory.


{{choice|name=Please, Hammer|image=haroldsad.gif
{{choice|name=Please, Hammer|image=haroldsad.gif
|choice1name=Sure, I'll help.|choice1=[[Harold's hammer head]], [[Harold's hammer handle]]
|choice1name=Sure, I'll help.|choice1=[[Harold's hammer head]], [[Harold's hammer handle]]
|choice2name=Sorry, no time.|choice2=(Does not use an adventure)
|choice2name=Sorry, no time.|choice2=(Does not use an adventure)
|choice3name=What's the frequency, Kenneth?|choice3=6 {{muscle}}}}
|choice3name=What's the frequency, Kenneth?|choice3=6 {{muscle}}
*This adventure triggers [[Harold's Hammer Quest]] and doesn't reoccur after receiving the hammer parts.
|note1=This adventure triggers [[Harold's Hammer Quest]] and doesn't reoccur after receiving the hammer parts.}}


{{Adventure|name=No Man, No Hole|drops=[[sewer turtle]]|meat=None|stat=None|image=alley2.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=No Man, No Hole|drops=[[sewer turtle]]|image=alley2.gif|note1=This adventure is triggered only with the [[Eau de Tortue]] effect.}}
*This adventure is triggered only with the [[Eau de Tortue]] effect.


{{Adventure|name=Bree-Yark!|drops=None|meat=50|stat=5|image=gobtourist.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Bree-Yark!|meat=50|stat=5 {{Moxie}}|image=gobtourist.gif|note1=A [[Ascension#One Time|one time]] adventure.}}
*A [[Ascension#One Time|one time]] adventure.


{{Adventure|name=Don't Hurt 'Em | drops=[[Harold's bell]]|meat=None|stat=None|image=hammerguy.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Don't Hurt 'Em|drops=[[Harold's bell]]|image=hammerguy.gif|note1=This [[Ascension#One Time|one time]] adventure is triggered after obtaining [[Harold's hammer]] and completes [[Harold's Hammer Quest]].}}
*This [[Ascension#One Time|one time]] adventure is triggered after obtaining [[Harold's hammer]] for [[Harold's Hammer Quest]].


{{Adventure|name=Spirit of the Slug Lord | drops=[[the Slug Lord's map]]|meat=None|stat=None|image=slugghost.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Spirit of the Slug Lord|drops=[[the Slug Lord's map]]|image=slugghost.gif|note1=A [[Ascension#One Time|one time]] adventure.}}
*A [[Ascension#One Time|one time]] adventure.


{{Adventure|name=They Tried and Pailed | drops=[[pail of pretentious paint]]|meat=None|stat=None|image=bigpail.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=They Tried and Pailed|drops=[[pail of pretentious paint]]|image=bigpail.gif|note1=This [[Ascension#One Time|one time]] adventure is triggered after speaking to the [[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist|Pretentious Artist]].}}
*This [[Ascension#One Time|one time]] adventure is triggered after speaking to the [[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist|Pretentious Artist]].


{{Adventure|name= Sandwiched in the Club| }}
{{Adventure|name=Sandwiched in the Club|image=alley2.gif|note1=Only available under a [[Bad Moon]] ascension.|note2=Gives 10 turns of [[Chronologically Pummeled]]}}
Note - available under bad moon ascensions


==Obsolete Adventures==
==Obsolete Adventures==
This area underwent a major revision on [[History of Loathing (2006)#November 28, 2006|November 28, 2006]].
This area underwent a major revision on [[History of Loathing (2006)#November 28, 2006|November 28, 2006]].


{{Adventure|name=An Amateur Pickpocket is You!|drops=None|meat=5|stat=1 (moxie)|image=Corpse.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=An Amateur Pickpocket is You!|meat=5|stat=1 {{Moxie}}|image=Corpse.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=The Bum's Dilemma|drops=None|meat=8|stat=None|image=bum.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=The Bum's Dilemma|meat=8|image=bum.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Dumpster Diver|drops=None|meat=9|stat=None|image=chest.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Dumpster Diver|meat=9|image=chest.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Hammer Time|drops=None|meat=None|stat=2 (moxie)|image=Hammerguy.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Hammer Time|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Hammerguy.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Happy Birthday!|drops=None|meat=None|stat=2 (moxie)|image=Cakeguy.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Happy Birthday!|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Cakeguy.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Intrigue|drops=None|meat=7|stat=1 (moxie)|image=goblin.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Intrigue|meat=7|stat=1 {{Moxie}}|image=goblin.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Philosophy|drops=None|meat=None|stat=2 (moxie)|image=Goblin.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Philosophy|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Goblin.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Rumble|drops=None|meat=None|stat=3 (moxie)|image=Goblin.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Rumble|stat=3 {{Moxie}}|image=Goblin.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Meat-Shaped Box|drops=None|meat=10|stat=None|image=chest.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Meat-Shaped Box|meat=10|image=chest.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Out of Aces|drops=None|meat=10|stat=None|image=Cards1.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Out of Aces|meat=10|image=Cards1.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=A Strike in the Dark|drops=None|meat=None|stat=2 (moxie)|image=Pins.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=A Strike in the Dark|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Pins.gif}}


{{Adventure|name=Spared in the Dark|drops=None|meat=None|stat=3 (moxie)|image=Pins.gif}}
{{Adventure|name=Spared in the Dark|stat=3 {{Moxie}}|image=Pins.gif}}


==Notes==
==Notes==

Revision as of 02:19, 28 July 2007

The Sleazy Back Alley
The Sleazy Back Alley
The Sleazy Back Alley
Zone Num 112
Location Wrong Side of the Tracks
Unlocks Open by default
Recom Stat 0
Combat % 79.9
ML 1
Terrain outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky In the Still of the Alley
Turtle No Man, No Hole
Ultra Rare Crazy bastard
Bad Moon Sandwiched in the Club
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The Sleazy Back Alley is located in Seaside Town on the Wrong Side of the Tracks.

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Combat Adventures


big creepy spider This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: spider web, spider web, drop of filthy ichorb
  • Meat Drop: 4-6
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

completely different spider This monster is a Bug -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: spider web, spider web
  • Meat Drop: 4-6
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

drunken half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, hobo gristleb, Boozehounds Anonymous tokenp, beer-battered accordiona
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 1
  • Initiative: 40
  • Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze
  • Note: The hobo gristle will not drop unless you are on the appropriate bounty hunt.
  • Note: Only encountered during the first ascension and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter hung-over half-orc hobos instead.

hung-over half-orc hobo This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)

rushing bum This monster is a Hobo -- (edit metadata)

crazy bastard This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: crazy bastard sword
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 4 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30
  • Monster Defense: 18
  • Hit Points: 25
  • Initiative: always
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Note: An ultra-rare adventure.

Non-combat Adventures


Aww, Craps
Aww, Craps
  • Cheat Just a Little: 4-5 Cheek
  • Cheat Like Crazy: 7 Cheek and 31-40 meat or lose 2 HP
  • Bilk 'em, Danno: 6-8 Cheek, 41-49 meat, and Smugness (10 Adventures) or lose all HP
  • Walk Away: (Does not use an adventure)

Dumpster Diving
Dumpster Diving

The Entertainer
The Entertainer
  • Put on a classical tragedy: 4-5 Cheek
  • Do a musical, instead: 2-4 Cheek, 2-4 Strengthliness
  • Try for a science-fiction double feature: 15 meat or 15 meat and 6-8 Mysteriousness
  • Introduce them to avant-garde: (Does not use an adventure)

Under the Knife
Under the Knife
  • Yes! I'm trapped in the wrong body! (500 Meat): Switch Genders
  • Umm, no thanks. Seriously.: (Does not use an adventure)

In the Still of the Alley

Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo

Please, Hammer
Please, Hammer

No Man, No Hole

Bree-Yark!

Don't Hurt 'Em

Spirit of the Slug Lord

They Tried and Pailed

Sandwiched in the Club

Obsolete Adventures

This area underwent a major revision on November 28, 2006.


An Amateur Pickpocket is You!
  • Meat Drops: 5
  • Substat Gain: 1 Cheek

The Bum's Dilemma
  • Meat Drops: 8

Dumpster Diver
  • Meat Drops: 9

Hammer Time

Happy Birthday!

Knob Goblin Intrigue
  • Meat Drops: 7
  • Substat Gain: 1 Cheek

Knob Goblin Philosophy

Knob Goblin Rumble

Meat-Shaped Box
  • Meat Drops: 10

Out of Aces
  • Meat Drops: 10

A Strike in the Dark

Spared in the Dark

Notes