The Sleazy Back Alley

The Sleazy Back Alley
The Sleazy Back Alley
Zone Num	112
Location	Wrong Side of the Tracks
Unlocks	Open by default
Recom Stat	0
Combat %	79.9
ML	1
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	In the Still of the Alley
Turtle	No Man, No Hole
Ultra Rare	Crazy bastard
Bad Moon	Sandwiched in the Club
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The Sleazy Back Alley is located in Seaside Town on the Wrong Side of the Tracks.

Combat Adventures

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big creepy spider -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spider web, spider web, drop of filthy ichorb Meat Drop: 4-6 Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

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completely different spider -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spider web, spider web Meat Drop: 4-6 Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None Note: A successful attack from this monster has a chance of giving you 10 Adventures of Hardly Poisoned at All.

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drunken half-orc hobo -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, hobo gristleb, Boozehounds Anonymous tokenp, beer-battered accordiona Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Only encountered during the first ascension and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter hung-over half-orc hobos instead.

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hung-over half-orc hobo -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, hobo gristleb, Boozehounds Anonymous tokenp, beer-battered accordiona Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Only encountered on alternating ascensions (after the first). Otherwise, you encounter drunken half-orc hobos instead.

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rushing bum -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bum cheek, dented harmonica, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, folder (magenta), cheap cigar buttp Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

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crazy bastard -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: crazy bastard sword Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 4 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 25 Initiative: always Elemental Alignment: None Note: An ultra rare adventure.

Non-combat Adventures

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Aww, Craps
	Cheat Just a Little: 4-5 Smarm Cheat Like Crazy: 7 Smarm and 31-40 meat or lose 2 HP Bilk 'em, Danno: 6-8 Smarm, 41-49 meat, and Smugness (10 Adventures) or lose all HP Walk Away: (Does not use an adventure)

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Dumpster Diving
	Punch the hobo: fight drunken half-orc hobo Rob the hobo: 3-4 meat, 4-5 Smarm Look under the hobo: Mad Train wine

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The Entertainer
	Put on a classical tragedy: 4-5 Smarm Do a musical, instead: 2-4 Smarm, 2-4 Strongness Try for a science-fiction double feature: 15 meat or 15 meat and 6-8 Mysteriousness Introduce them to avant-garde: (Does not use an adventure)

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Under the Knife
	Yes! I'm trapped in the wrong body! (500 Meat): Switch Genders Umm, no thanks. Seriously.: (Does not use an adventure)

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In the Still of the Alley
	Item Drops: 3 bottles of distilled fortified wine Note: Occurs semi-rarely.

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Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo
	Item Drops: 3 ice-cold foties Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

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Please, Hammer
	Sure, I'll help.: Harold's hammer head, Harold's hammer handle Sorry, no time.: (Does not use an adventure) What's the frequency, Kenneth?: 6 Strongness Note: This adventure triggers Harold's Hammer Quest and doesn't reoccur after receiving the hammer parts.

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No Man, No Hole
	Item Drops: sewer turtle Note: This adventure is triggered only with the Eau de Tortue effect. Note: Does not cost an adventure.

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All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo
	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck, the Fingerless Hobo
	Item Drops: fingerless hobo gloves Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest, after obtaining the EZ-Play Harmonica Book.

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Bree-Yark!
	Meat Drops: 50 Substat Gain: 5 Smarm Note: A one time adventure.

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Don't Hurt 'Em
	Item Drops: Harold's bell Note: This one time adventure is triggered after obtaining Harold's hammer and completes Harold's Hammer Quest.

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Spirit of the Slug Lord
	Item Drops: the Slug Lord's map Note: A one time adventure.

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They Tried and Pailed
	Item Drops: pail of pretentious paint Note: This one time adventure is triggered after speaking to the Pretentious Artist.

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For Sale By Squatter
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

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Sandwiched in the Club
	Note: Only available under a Bad Moon ascension. Note: Gives 10 turns of Chronologically Pummeled

Obsolete Adventures

This area underwent a major revision on November 28, 2006.

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An Amateur Pickpocket is You!
	Meat Drops: 5 Substat Gain: 1 Smarm

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The Bum's Dilemma
	Meat Drops: 8

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Dumpster Diver
	Meat Drops: 9

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Hammer Time
	Substat Gain: 2 Smarm

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Happy Birthday!
	Substat Gain: 2 Smarm

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Knob Goblin Intrigue
	Meat Drops: 7 Substat Gain: 1 Smarm

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Knob Goblin Philosophy
	Substat Gain: 2 Smarm

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Knob Goblin Rumble
	Substat Gain: 3 Smarm

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Meat-Shaped Box
	Meat Drops: 10

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Out of Aces
	Meat Drops: 10

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A Strike in the Dark
	Substat Gain: 2 Smarm

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Spared in the Dark
	Substat Gain: 3 Smarm

Notes

• Once per ascension, any monster here can randomly drop hot pink lipstick if a Sleazy Gravy Fairy is used.