User:Pazsox

Happiness!

8/26/13 06:35:55 AM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob. I did ascend for the 291st time. Softcore for the 273 time. This put me onto the leader boards for lifetime ascensions.

10/11/10 06:51:08 PM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob. I did ascend for the 166th time, and permed the last possible skill that was available at the time!

09/06/11 11:35:13 AM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob. I did ascend for the 175th time, and permed the last possible skill that was available at the time! (again)

Unpermed Skills

Permed

July 23, 2009 2:10PM Est I fought my first Ultra Rare monster, and he dropped a hypnodisk! Hypnodisk Pic

Feb 1, 2012 5:14AM Est I fought my 2nd Ultra Rare monster, and he dropped a talisman of baio! Baio pic

Sept 18, 2012 6:15PM Est I fought my 3nd Ultra Rare monster, and he dropped a talisman of baio!

Sept 19, 2012 6:15AM Est I fought my 4nd Ultra Rare monster, and he dropped a talisman of baio!

4/21/08 I hit the leader boards for a Teetotaler Ascension. First time I've ever been on the leader boards for ascension.

90 04/21/08 13 Opossum 1,019 7

Oxy Leader board!

170 1/16/11 13 Mongoose 809 7

4/6/12 first 3 day run ever.

204 04/06/12 13 Platypus 712 3

Skill Chart:

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Lvl	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
Start	Clobber	Toss	Spaghetti Spear	Salsaball	Suckerpunch	Sing
0	Seal Clubbing Frenzy	Patience of the Tortoise	Manicotti Meditation	Sauce Contemplation	Disco Aerobics	Moxie of the Mariachi
1	Lunge Smack	Headbutt	Ravioli Shurikens	Curse of Vichyssoise	Disco Eye-Poke	Moxious Madrigal
1	Fortitude of the Muskox	Spirit Vacation	Utensil Twist	Simmer	Deft Hands	Dissonant Riff
2	Audacity of the Otter	Skin of the Leatherback	Entangling Noodles	Saucy Salve	Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation	The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
2	Hibernate	Blessing of the War Snapper	Transcendent Al Dente	Stream of Sauce	Disco Dance of Doom	Cadenza
3	Blubber Up	Amphibian Sympathy	Lasagna Bandages	Expert Panhandling	Disco Nap	Canticle of Celerity
3	Cold Shoulder	Stiff Upper Lip	Bind Vampieroghi	Icy Glare	Disco State of Mind	Crab Claw Technique
4	Thrust-Smack	Ghostly Shell	Cannelloni Cannon	Elemental Saucesphere	Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo	The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
4	Wrath of the Wolverine	Pizza Lover	Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage	Inner Sauce	Frantic Gyrations	Accordion Bash
5	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing	Armorcraftiness	Pastamastery	Advanced Saucecrafting	Cocktailcrafting	The Polka of Plenty
5	Buoyancy of the Beluga	Shell Up	Bind Vermincelli	Saucestorm	That's Not a Knife	Accordion Appreciation
6	Eye of the Stoat	Tenacity of the Snapper	Spriny Fusilli	Soul Saucery	Nimble Fingers	Symphony of Destruction
6	Scowl of the Auk	Spirit Snap	Bringing Up the Rear	Curse of Marinara	Disco Face Stab	Concerto de los Muertos
7	Hide of the Walrus	Kneebutt	Spirit of Rigatoni	Jalapeño Saucesphere	Tricky Knifework	Phat Loot Lyric
7	Furious Wallop	Blessing of She-Who-Was	Bind Angel Hair Wisp	Wave of Sauce	Flashy Dancer	Five Finger Discount
8	Claws of the Walrus	Empathy of the Newt	Stuffed Mortar Shell	Itchy Curse Finger	Mad Looting Skillz	Anthem of Absorption
8	Club Foot	Butts of Steel	Shield of the Pastalord	Curse of the Thousand Islands	Disco Smirk	Suspicious Gaze
9	Tongue of the Walrus	Reptilian Fortitude	Spirit of Ravioli	Intrinsic Spiciness	Disco Greed	The Psalm of Pointiness
9	Seething of the Snow Leopard	Testudinal Teachings	Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni	Saucecicle	Knife in the Dark	Bawdy Refrain
10	Lunging Thrust-Smack	Reptilian Fortitude	Weapon of the Pastalord	Master Saucier	Disco Bravado	Shanty of Superiority
10	Ire of the Orca	Shieldbutt	Thrall Unit Tactics	Antibiotic Saucesphere	Disco Shank	Thief Among the Honorable
11	Rage of the Reindeer	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	Leash of Linguini	Saucegeyser	Adventurer of Leisure	Antiphon of Aptitude
11	Thirst of the Weasel	Blessing of the Storm Tortoise	Bind Penne Dreadful	Saucemaven	Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit	Sticky Fingers
12	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	Astral Shell	Cannelloni Cocoon	Impetuous Sauciness	Ambidextrous Funkslinging	The Ode to Booze
12	Cavalcade of Fury	The Long View	Subtle and Quick to Anger	Curse of Weaksauce	Disco Inferno	Cone of Zydeco
13	Northern Exposure	Cold-Blooded Fearlessness	Tolerance of the Kitchen	Diminished Gag Reflex	Heart of Polyester	Sonata of Sneakiness
13	Northern Explosion	Spirit Boon	Bind Lasagmbie	Wry Smile	Disco Fever	Master Accordion Master Thief
14	Musk of the Moose	Hero of the Half-Shell	Flavour of Magic	Irrepressible Spunk	Smooth Movement	Cantata of Confrontation
14	Precision of the Penguin	Patient Smile	Wizard Squint	Sauce Monocle	Sensitive Fingers	Knowing Smile
15	Pulverize	Tao of the Terrapin	Transcendental Noodlecraft	The Way of Sauce	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	Aria of Annoyance
15	Pride of the Puffin	Turtle Power	Bind Spice Ghost	Blood Sugar Sauce Magic	Disco Leer	Mariachi Memory

Other Class Skills List:

Class	Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief
Manor Skills [6/6]	Snarl of the Timberwolf	Spectral Snapper	Fearful Fettucini	Scarysauce	Tango of Terror	Dirge of Dreadfulness
Trader Skills [6/6]	The Art of Slapfighting	Uncle Romulus	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	Zu Mannkäse Dienen‎	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration‎
Crimbo Carol [6/6]	Holiday Weight Gain	Jingle Bells	Candyblast	Surge of Icing	Stealth Mistletoe	Cringle's Curative Carol
Sea Skills [6/6]	Harpoon!	Summon Leviatuga	Deep Saucery	Tempuramancy	Salacious Cocktailcrafting	Donho's Bubbly Ballad

Non Class Specific:

Hobopolis	Sleaze Damage	Spooky Damage	Hot Damage	Cold Damage	Stench Damage	Physical
30 mp [6/6]	Inappropriate Backrub	Creepy Lullaby	Conjure Relaxing Campfire	Maximum Chill	Mudbath	The Joy of Wassailing
120 mp [6/6]	Grease Lightning	Raise Backup Dancer	Awesome Balls of Fire	Snowclone	Eggsplosion	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
Gnome Skills [5/5]	Powers of Observatiogn	Gnefarious Pickpocketing	Torso Awaregness	Gnomish Hardigness	Cosmic Ugnderstanding
Crimbco Employee Handbook [5/5]	Fashionably Late	Executive Narcolepsy	Lunch Break	Offensive Joke	Managerial Manipulation
Accordian Thief [5/5]	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	Chorale of Companionship	Elron's Explosive Etude	Prelude of Precision
Hodgman [4/4]	Natural Born Scrabbler	Thrift and Grift	Abs of Tin	Marginally Insane
Slime Tube [3/3]	Slimy Shoulders	Slimy Synapses	Slimy Sinews
Crimbo 2013	Shrap	Psychokinetic Hug

Special Skills:

Books [5/6]	Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting	Transcendent Olfaction	Summon Crimbo Candy	Ellsbury's journal	The Necbronomicon	Mer-kin darkbook
Other [4/4]	CLEESH	Vent Rage Gland	Chronic Indigestion	Unearthed volcanic meteoroid
Mr. Store [4/4]	Summon Snowcone	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	Tome of Clip Art
The Suburbs of Dis [3/3]	The Snitch's Manifesto	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
Halloween 2012 [3/3]	Silent Slam	Silent Squirt	Silent Slice
Daily Dungeon [3/3]	Walberg's Dim Bulb	Singer's Faithful Ocelot	Drescher's Annoying Noise
PVP [3/3]	How to Tolerate Jerks	How to Hold a Grudge	Essence of Annoyance
Special Challenge Path [2/2]	Master of the Surprising Fist	Request Sandwich

Dreadsylvania:

[15/15]
	Accordion Thief	Disco Bandit	Sauceror	Pastamancer	Turtle Tamer
Seal Clubber	Song of the North	Grab a Cold One	Splattersmash	Carbohydrate Cudgel	Club Earth
Turtle Tamer	Song of Slowness	Conspiratorial Whispers	Sauceshell	Turtleini
Pastamancer	Song of Starch	Shadow Noodles	Spaghetti Breakfast
Sauceror	Song of Sauce	Splashdance
Disco Bandit	Song of Bravado

Skills to Perm:

decoded cult documents, belch the rainbow