[["DRINK ME" potion] * antique bronze bottle opener * antique painting of a landscape * antique pair of blue jeans * antique record album * antique souvenir drawing * Asleep in the Cemetary * astral mushroom * bag of lard * bed of coals * BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt * BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt * BGE pocket calender * BGE tiny plastic toy * Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook * big bundle of chamoix * Blizzards I Have Died In * bone meal * bone spurs * boneana hammock * bonedanna * bottle of antifreeze * bottle of Bank-out * bottle of Mystic Shell * BRICKO brick * can of CRIMBCOLA * can of fake snow * can of spinach * candied kobold * candy cane * candy cornucopia * colored light "necklace" * colorful plastic ball * comfy coffin * concentrated garbage juice * cotton candy cocoon * CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) * CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) * CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) * CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) * CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) * crystallized memory * cyclops eyedrops * deadly lampshade * disassembled clover * divine champagne popper * donkey flipbook * epic wad * fancy but probably evil chocolate * filth-encrusted futon * floaty inverse geode * fossilized bat skull * fossilized limb * fossilized serpent skull * fossilized spike * fossilized spine * fossilized torso * fossilized wing * frigid air mattress * frozen banquet * glow-in-the-dark dart gun * glowing frisbee * grass blade * grass clippings * grass hat * grass skirt * Greatest American Pants * guy made of bee pollen * haiku kantana * imitation nice watch * Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration * jawbruiser * Let Me Be! * lewd playing card * llama lama gong * Loathing Legion knife * Maxing Relaxing * Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler * nanite-infested candy cane * natty blue ascot * organ grinder * Pack of Alice's Army Cards * phial of coldness * phial of hotness * phial of sleaziness * phial of spookiness * phial of stench * poltergeist-in-the-jar-o * portable photocopier * pretty flower * scented message oil * Schmaltz's First Prize Beer * Sensual Message for Creeps * shrinking powder * six-pack of New Cloaca Cola * stained mattress * strange cube * Summer Nights * Tales of a Kansas Toymaker * The Art of Slapfighting * The Autobiography of Dynamite Superman Jones * The Joy of Wassailing * ten-leaf clover * tiny bottle of absinthe * tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite * tiny plastic Mob Penguin * tiny plastic mutant elf * tiny plastic Sneaky Pete * tiny slimy cyst * Travels with Jerry * tube sock * Uncle Crimbo's Rations * Uncle Romulus * useless powder * Valentine * volcanic ash * wad of slimy rags * white rice * Workytime Tea * wreath of laurels
