Monster Compendium (N to S)

This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from N to Z.

[[The Naughty Sorceress|The Naughty Sorceress]]  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

[[n Bottles of Beer on a Golem|n Bottles of Beer on a Golem]]  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

[[n-headed hydra|n-headed hydra]]  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

[[Ninja Snowman|Ninja Snowman]]  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, icy katana hilt, frozen nunchaku

[[Ninja Snowman (2)|Ninja Snowman (2)]]  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, cold ninja mask

[[Ninja Snowman (3)|Ninja Snowman (3)]]  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, rice bowl, chopsticks

[[Ninja Snowman Janitor|Ninja Snowman Janitor]]  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, pail, ninja mop

[[Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster|Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster]]  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon, frigid ninja stars, frozen nunchaku

[[n-stone golem|n-stone golem]]  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: none

[[Octoroc|Octoroc]]  Habitat: The Inexplicable Door  Item Drops: red pixel

[[one-eyed Gnoll|one-eyed Gnoll]]  Habitat: Degrassi Knoll  Item Drops: gnoll teeth, eyepatch

[[One-Eyed Willie|One-Eyed Willie]]  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star, line

[[Orcish Frat Boy (1)|Orcish Frat Boy (1)]]  Habitat: Orcish Frat House  Item Drops: ice-cold Sir Schlitz, bottle of gin, Orcish cargo shorts

[[Orcish Frat Boy (2)|Orcish Frat Boy (2)]]  Habitat: Orcish Frat House  Item Drops: ice-cold Sir Schlitz, bottle of vodka, homoerotic frat-paddle

[[Orcish Frat Boy (3)|Orcish Frat Boy (3)]]  Habitat: Orcish Frat House  Item Drops: ice-cold Sir Schlitz, ice-cold fotie, Orcish baseball cap

[[overdone flame-broiled meat blob|overdone flame-broiled meat blob]]  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry  Item Drops: meat paste

[[pencil golem|pencil golem]]  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: none

[[perpendicular bat|perpendicular bat]]  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit

[[P imp|P imp]]  Habitat: The Dark Neck of the Woods, The Dark Heart of the Woods, The Deep Fat Friars' Gate  Item Drops: Imp Ale, hot wing, diamond-studded cane

[[pine bat|pine bat]]  Habitat: The Bat Hole Entryway  Item Drops: batgut, bat wing, Pine-Fresh air freshener

[[The Pork Sword|The Pork Sword]]  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: star, line

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[[Portly Abomination|Portly Abomination]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3  Item Drops: none

[[possessed can of tomatoes|possessed can of tomatoes]]  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry  Item Drops: tomato, razor-sharp can lid

[[Possibility Giant|Possibility Giant]]  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky  Item Drops: probability potion, chaos butterfly, plot hole

[[poutine ooze|poutine ooze]]  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: poutine

[[Pretty Fly|Pretty Fly]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[Procrastination Giant|Procrastination Giant]]  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky  Item Drops: procrastination potion

[[Protagonist|Protagonist]]  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: phonics down, super-spikey hair gel, ridiculously huge sword

[[Quantum Mechanic|Quantum Mechanic]]  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: large box, vorpal blade

[[Quiet Healer|Quiet Healer]]  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: soft green echo eyedrop antidote, scroll of drastic healing, amulet of extreme plot significance

[[Racecar Bob|Racecar Bob]]  Habitat: The Palindome  Item Drops: enormous belt buckle, leather chaps, mesh cap

[[raging bull|raging bull]]  Habitat: South of the Border  Item Drops: jumping beans

[[ratbat|ratbat]]  Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow  Item Drops: rat appendix, ratgut

[[Raver Giant|Raver Giant]]  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky  Item Drops: Angry Farmer candy, Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub, giant needle

[[regular old bat|regular old bat]]  Habitat: The Bat Hole Entryway  Item Drops: bat guano, batgut, bat wing

[[revolting bugbear|revolting bugbear]]  Habitat: The Bugbear Pens  Item Drops: none

[[revolving bugbear|revolving bugbear]]  Habitat: The Bugbear Pens  Item Drops: none

[[rushing bum|rushing bum]]  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley  Item Drops: bum cheek, moxie weed, Mad Train wine

[[sabre-toothed goat|sabre-toothed goat]]  Habitat: The Goatlet  Item Drops: sabre teeth, goat beard

[[sabre-toothed lime|sabre-toothed lime]]  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: none

[[Sassy Pirate|Sassy Pirate]]  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: crowbarrr, sunken chest, swashbuckling pants

[[scary clown|scary clown]]  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, long skinny balloon

[[senile lihc|senile lihc]]  Habitat: The Defiled Niche, The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc face

[[Shadow Accordion Thief|Shadow Accordion Thief]]  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

[[Shadow Disco Bandit|Shadow Disco Bandit]]  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

[[Shadow Pastamancer|Shadow Pastamancer]]  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

[[Shadow Sauceror|Shadow Sauceror]]  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

[[Shadow Seal Clubber|Shadow Seal Clubber]]  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

[[Shadow Turtle Tamer|Shadow Turtle Tamer]]  Habitat: Naughty Sorceress's Tower (Top)  Item Drops: none

[[Shady Pirate|Shady Pirate]]  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: acoustic guitarrr, barrrnacle, safarrri hat

[[Shifty Pirate|Shifty Pirate]]  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: arrrgyle socks, snakehead charrrm, sunken chest

[[sk8 gnome|sk8 gnome]]  Habitat: The eXtreme Slope  Item Drops: t8r tots, gr8ps, sk8board

[[skleleton|skleleton]]  Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: loose teeth, skeleton bone

[[skullbat|skullbat]]  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: loose teeth, broken skull, sonar-in-a-biscuit

[[sleeping Knob Goblin Guard|sleeping Knob Goblin Guard]]  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob  Item Drops: viking helmet, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin scimitar

[[slick lihc|slick lihc]]  Habitat: The Defiled Niche, The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc face

[[Smarmy Pirate|Smarmy Pirate]]  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: bottle of rum, charrrm, eyepatch

[[Smart Skelton|Smart Skelton]]  Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: smart skull

[[Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi|Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi]]  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: El Sombrero De Lopez

[[Spaghetti Elemental|Spaghetti Elemental]]  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: The Colander of Em-er'il

[[Spam Witch|Spam Witch]]  Habitat: The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm  Item Drops: 30669 scroll, Spam Witch sammich

[[Spectral Jellyfish|Spectral Jellyfish]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3  Item Drops: none

[[spiny skelelton|spiny skelelton]]  Habitat: The Defiled Nook, The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: skeleton bone, smart skull, spiked femur

[[Spirit of New Wave|Spirit of New Wave]]  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: Disco 'Fro Pick

[[spooky gravy fairy guard|spooky gravy fairy guard]]  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Barrow  Item Drops: halfberd, small leather glove, spooky mushroom

[[spooky gravy fairy ninja|spooky gravy fairy ninja]]  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Barrow  Item Drops: spooky mushroom, teeny-tiny ninja stars, tiny ninja sword

[[spooky gravy fairy warlock|spooky gravy fairy warlock]]  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Barrow  Item Drops: enchanted toothpick, spooky mushroom

[[spooky mummy|spooky mummy]]  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: spooky shrunken head, dried face

[[spooky vampire|spooky vampire]]  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: none

[[Spunky Princess|Spunky Princess]]  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: tiny house, cocoa eggshell fragment, titanium assault umbrella

[[Stella, The Turtle Poacher|Stella, The Turtle Poacher]]  Habitat: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave  Item Drops: Elder Turtle Shell

[[Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist|Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist]]  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob  Item Drops: strongness elixir, Knob Goblin firecracker, Knob Goblin pants

[[swarm of killer bees|swarm of killer bees]]  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: royal jelly, baby killer bee

[[Swarthy Pirate|Swarthy Pirate]]  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: leotarrrd, pirate pelvis, stuffed shoulder parrot

[[Taco Cat|Taco Cat]]  Habitat: The Palindome  Item Drops: cat appendix, catgut, taco shell

[[Tan Gnat|Tan Gnat]]  Habitat: The Palindome  Item Drops: gnatwing, suntan lotion of moxiousness

[[Tektite|Tektite]]  Habitat: The Inexplicable Door  Item Drops: black pixel, blue pixel, white pixel

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[[tonic water elemental|tonic water elemental]]  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: none

[[toothy sklelton|toothy sklelton]]  Habitat: The Defiled Nook, The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: loose teeth, skeleton bone

[[topiary golem|topiary golem]]  Habitat: The Hedge Maze  Item Drops: hedge maze puzzle

[[triffid|triffid]]  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: moxie weed, spooky stick

[[The Trouser Snake|The Trouser Snake]]  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: line

[[Tyrannosaurus Tex|Tyrannosaurus Tex]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[undead elbow macaroni|undead elbow macaroni]]  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry  Item Drops: magicalness-in-a-can

[[vampire clam|vampire clam]]  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: none

[[Vicious Easel|Vicious Easel]]  Habitat: Sorceress's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[vicious gnauga|vicious gnauga]]  Habitat: Thugnderdome  Item Drops: gnauga hide

[[vine gar|vine gar]]  Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory  Item Drops: vinegar

[[warwelf|warwelf]]  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: none

[[Weremoose|Weremoose]]  Habitat: Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2  Item Drops: none

[[Weretaco|Weretaco]]  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Tower  Item Drops: taco shell, uncooked chorizo

[[white chocolate golem|white chocolate golem]]  Habitat: Whitey's Grove  Item Drops: white chocolate chips

[[white lion|white lion]]  Habitat: Whitey's Grove  Item Drops: none

[[whitesnake|whitesnake]]  Habitat: Whitey's Grove  Item Drops: none

[[W imp|W imp]]  Habitat: The Dark Neck of the Woods, The Deep Fat Friars' Gate  Item Drops: Imp Ale, wussiness potion, ruby W

[[wolfman|wolfman]]  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: none

[[XXX pr0n|XXX pr0n]]  Habitat: The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm  Item Drops: f3d0r4, pr0n legs, lowercase N

[[yeast beast|yeast beast]]  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Tower  Item Drops: none

[[zmobie|zmobie]]  Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: cranberries, loose teeth

[[zobmie|zobmie]]  Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary  Item Drops: cranberries, loose teeth

[[Zol|Zol]]  Habitat: The Inexplicable Door  Item Drops: green pixel