Inndya

	Name:	Inndya
	Age:	Generation Q
	Gender:	Ladyish
	Height:	Several
	Weight:	Bulky
	Alignment:	Nasty
	Hair Color:	Raven's Wing
	Eye Color:	Plaid
	Record:	# / #

Inndya grew up in the wilds of the country for which she is named -- The Nearby Plains. Even as a young girl she showed more of an interest in fighting and wrestling than in the dolls and dress-up of her female friends. She eventually decided she wanted to join the Kingdom Wrestling Federation, but at her first weigh-in she was too small to fight.

She left in tears and came back a month later almost twice her previous size. She claims that a regimen of exercise and diet helped her bulk up, but there are whispers in the KWF that she illegally consulted a sorceress to help her out with magic potions. No one says these rumors are true, especially within earshot, but she does have the deepest voice and most impressive chest hair in the entire KWF.

Inndya is foul-tempered and prone to fits of rage, more alleged side effects of her alleged illegal activities. Allegedly. Not that we're trying to say.

Notes

• Inndya is one of John Wilke's KWE wrestlers.
• This wrestler is represented by a trading card.

Fight Messages

• Entrance:

...wearing the blue-and-gold bikini and the 5 o'clock shadow and weighing in at 65,536 drams, it's the Kingdom's own INNDYA!

• The crowd cheers as Inndya prepares to use her special attack, "5 O'Clock Beatdown!"

• Inndya grabbed <opponent> and rubbed her face across his/her arm. Apparently, her 5 o'clock shadow is sharp enough to draw blood! Something's not right with that girl... AIIEEE!
• Inndya grabbed <opponent> and tries to rub her stubbly face across his/her arm! Just in time, <opponent> leaps away in disgust!

• The crowd cheers as Inndya prepares to use her special attack, "A Lovely Singing Voice!"

• Inndya shouts at <opponent> with her gruff, deep voice! <opponent> is reduced to a quivering pile of jelly! AIIEEE!
• Inndya shouts at <opponent> with her gruff, deep voice! Oddly enough, <opponent> finds it attractive!

• Inndya gives <opponent> a very masculine high five! <opponent> staggers backward, cradling his palm!
• Quote:

...shouts, "I may be a girl -- wait, I mean I am a girl, but I ain't no shrinking feminine flower!"

Gift Responses

• Weapon:

Yeah, this is exactly what will help this little girl win the big match! Just holding it makes me so angry I want to punch a hole in the wall of my dressing room!

• Armor:

This'll sure help cover up my sensitive manly -- er, girly bits! Thanks a lot, little scraper!

• Feast:

Well now, little shaver, this is just about the nicest food I've ever received! I'll be sure and eat it all up to grow big and strong, right after I wax my back. I mean my LEGS!

• Food:

Wow, this is just like the food they used to give us in Sneaky Pete's Home for Wayward Boys -- I mean Girls! Girls!

• Cocktail:

Thanks a lot for the drink, kiddo. Man, these fancy cocktails remind me of back when I used to get all dressed up, shave my face, and go out with the girls. Wait -- I meant legs, shave my legs. Us girls don't need to shave our faces. Or wax our backs.

• Cordial:

Hey, this is great! I'm very interested in cocktailcrafting, you know? Combining different liquids to give different effects is almost like chemistry. For example, did you know some potions can make you stronger, tougher, and hairier all at the same time? I mean, I've heard. From people.

• Booze:

Well now, little scraper, thank ya kindly for this treat. I'm sure it'll put hair on my chest -- I mean, enlarge my adam's apple -- I mean, help this little girl win the big match.

• Beer:

Well now, I don't suppose a shrinking feminine flower like myself should be drinking this stuff, but let's face it -- we girls like to drink beer, burp, and pee standing up as much as men do. Wait, did I say 'pee standing up?' I meant, 'give birth to children.' Anyway, thanks.

• Spleen:

Ah, here we go, this is the real stuff. If you take enough of these, you'll grow up to be big and strong like me! Well, not exactly

• Misc:

Wow, I don't even know what this thing does, but I'm sure it'll help! It's like I didn't know what the pills my trainer was giving me were, but they sure did help!

References

• Much of Inndya's writing alludes to the use of steroids, including the deepened voice, chest hair, and her spontaneous fits of rage.
• Inndya is also a reference to the very large female wrestler Chyna, from the late WWF.
• The weight of 65536 refers to maximum size of numbers in a 16-bit processor (2^16). 65536 drams is equal to (a rather bulky) 256 pounds.