Morbidda

	Name:	Morbidda
	Age:	Beyond Time
	Gender:	Girly
	Height:	Elfin
	Weight:	Curvealicious
	Alignment:	Black. Black like my soul.
	Hair Color:	Lemon
	Eye Color:	Vermillion
	Record:	# / #

While good and evil are kissin' cousins for most of the wrestlers in the KWF, Morbidda is bad through and through. She's so bad, she's nationwide. Heck, worldwide. But as is the way of the world, all that evil is wrapped up in a terrific package. Morbidda's long blonde hair, ruby-red lips, and the fact that her costume is some kind of sentient evil stuff that only covers the bare minimum of her body make her a force to be reckoned with, within the ring and without.

Legend whispers that Morbidda used to be a fine, upstanding young woman before she sold her soul to Satan for an exceptionally good manicure. Once in the Dark Prince's thrall, she quickly rose through his ranks to become his chief assassin and interior decorator.

For what foul purpose has Satan sent her to be a wrestler in the Kingdom? What diabolical plan has seized Beelzebub's crazed imagination? What insidious designs have been scribbled on his infernal memo pad? We can but watch, and wonder, and cower in fear.

Notes

• Morbidda is one of John Wilke's KWE wrestlers.
• This wrestler is represented by a trading card.

Fight Messages

• Entrance:

...wreathed in the smoke of burning damned souls and the smell of brimstone, straight out of hey deze like a bat, it's that supernatural femme fatale, MORBIDDA! Keep an eye on your husbands, ladies!

• The crowd cheers as Morbidda prepares to use her special attack, "Birthday Suit Riot!"

• The weird crusty stuff that comprises Morbidda's costume suddenly comes to life and attacks <opponent>! <opponent> gets beaten senseless and the audience gets a cheap thrill or seven. BAM!
• The weird crusty stuff that comprises Morbidda's costume comes to life and attacks <opponent>! Fortunately for all of us, <opponent> beats it down and leaves Morbidda sans victory and sans costume.

• The crowd cheers as Morbidda prepares to use her special attack, "Fangs for the Memories!"

• With a clap of thunder and the smell of brimstone, Morbidda transforms into a flock of bats! They attack <opponent> and drain his/her blood and various other bodily fluids before reforming into Morbidda. BAM!
• With a clap of thunder and the smell of brimstone, Morbidda transforms into a flock of bats! Wait, no she didn't. And the sound and smell are something she ought to be embarrassed about.

• Morbidda's spooky sentient costume attacks <opponent> with a hundred pseudopods! BAM! (x100)!
• Ropes:

...yells, "A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Your soul will burn forever!"

Gift Responses

• Weapon:

I, I who have worn the intestines of the damned as bracelets need no mortal weapon! But perhaps I shall use it all the same. I'm sure I can devise some creative use for it. Mwa-ha! Mwa-ha-ha!

• Armor:

Can you not see that my body is scantily clad in living armor? Just the same, perhaps I may cover my slightly vulnerable places with this. You have pleased me -- I will devise exquisite torments for you.

• Feast:

Now this is food worthy of the Queen of the Damned! All shall bow before me when I have eaten this food! Although perhaps it shall endanger my girlish figure... how deliciously evil.

• Food:

You dare to send this food to me? I, who have dined on the livers of the damned? Although, to be honest, the livers of the damned could use some salt. Thanks anyway.

• Cocktail:

What, do I look like I carry a Hello Kitty backpack? Save the cutes for somebody else, toots. I like my liquor like I like my damned souls: tortured for all eternity. Or at least not with a little umbrella in them. Unless maybe it's a barbed, poisoned umbrella pounded into their eye sockets. Hmmm... perhaps I shall drink it after all.

• Cordial:

Though I don't need any sweetness mixed in with my booze, I'll enjoy this anyway. Isn't it nice when something appears to be sweet and wholesome, like say orange juice, but then underneath it's evil and vile, like vodka? I think it's nice.

• Booze:

Yes, this will hit the spot. It makes me feel all warm inside, like I'm in the house of the dark lord designing new ways to torture damned souls. You should drink a few of these yourself. And pray to the dark lord. I find people who pray to the dark lord very, very sexy.

• Beer:

Hm, beer. A good start down the path of the dark lord. I will drink this and you should drink several of them yourself. And start smoking, too. I always think people who smoke are very, very sexy.

• Spleen:

Ah, one of your puny mortal stat boosters. This should make me a little bit stronger. The dark lord will be pleased. Mwa-ha! Mwa-ha-ha!

• Misc:

Yes... yes, this will indeed be useful in my fight! The Dark Lord himself could not have devised a better accessory! Mwa! Mwa-ha-ha! Mwa-ha!

References

• Morbidda seems to be based heavily on Morrigan from the Darkstalkers series of fighting games. However, the description of "Birthday Suit Riot" is a reference to her sister Lilith's "Splendor Love" super attack (where her clothes turn into a swarm of bats circling around her body, leaving her naked), and her "Fangs for the Memories" attack is a reference to Demitri's "Demon Horde" attack (where he actually does transform into a swarm of bats in a cloud of smoke).
• The description references the song "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" by ZZ Top.
• The description also references the Rocky Horror Picture Show line "What diabolical scheme had seized Frank's crazed imagination?"
• The description of the costume is similar to Spider Man's Venom suit or Angela's ribbon armor.
• The special attack "Birthday Suit Riot" might be a reference to "Zoot Suit Riots" famous riots that broke out dubbed for zoot suit clad gangsters. The Cherry Poppin' Daddies put out an album of the same name.